[BrotherLarry]

If you are watching the TV coverage of the election, I am in line at the Public School 59 polling place. There is a person dressed as Uncle Sam charging people to take pictures with him. Some of the conversations I've overheard thus far:


"I am voting for Hillary because she supports my marriage to Lance." (A 30 something male wearing a lavender shirt and cream colored jacket, with tight fitting jeans and Prada shoes)


"Hillary is my girl! I have to keep abortion as an option because I am very active and I don't use birth control." (A 20 something female who has been trying to hook up with every man in line)


"If Hillary doesn't win, I am moving to Cape Breton Island." (A 20 something male, obviously a fag and likely has not registered for selective service)


"I just love elections! I vote as often as I can!" (A democrat)


"I can't wait to vote for Hillary. I am doing my civic duty to keep our country free and anti-discrimination." (An uppity nigra woman)


"Got any spare change?" (a homeless man who has been walking up and down the line since dawn. I told him to go find a job.)

[I Man Rastafari]

Greetings white friends! I have been absent from this forum for a few days due to my responsibilities with the Hillary Clinton campaign. I have been riding around North Carolina on a bus with others who are committed to the presidency of Hillary so that we could cast our votes. One of our responsibilities in this election has been to safeguard the civil rights of Black men and women who have passed this year and would not be able to participate without our assistance. I am very proud that we have stepped forward in great numbers to stand with these fallen heroes. I myself have been able to stand in for four of these wise Black elders in the last opportunity they will have to exercise their voting rights.

Tonight there will be a great celebration when the election of Hillary is announced. Hillary herself has sent a check from her foundation to pay for the ganja. Tomorrow I will go to Washington DC which is the capitol of Babylon so that I can find a place to stay while I am working at the State Department and attending Georgetown University. I feel that the election of Hillary will be the best opportunity I have had since I was accepted as a scholarship student at the University of Wisconsin. If the white man does not steal this election I will become very rich and respected like Hillary and Bill.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari

I will become very rich and respected like Hillary and Bill.

Rich, yes; respected? Not so much.


If I had to run a country with the degree of respect that Hillary Clinton commands amongst large groups of the populace, I would curl up in an oversized dryer with lavender-scented dryer sheets and turn the machine to the "air fluff" setting.


Discouragedly Yours,
Handmaiden

[Brother Gonzalez]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

Rich, yes; respected? Not so much.


If I had to run a country with the degree of respect that Hillary Clinton commands amongst large groups of the populace, I would curl up in an oversized dryer with lavender-scented dryer sheets and turn the machine to the "air fluff" setting.


Discouragedly Yours,
Handmaiden

Don't worry about him, Sister Handmaiden, he is a few hours away to be sent to forced labor building the wall.


Proverbs 12:2424 The hand of the diligent shall bear rule: but the slothful shall be under tribute.