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Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
04-05-2009, 12:53 AM
IT'S TRUE!!!
And here's the PROOF!
These little lesbo tramps were in that horrible Twilight movie about blood-sucking vamipires. Doing that satanic trash obviously turned them gay!
Parents, this horror is now available on DVD and BluRay! What ever you do, DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDREN SEE THIS MOVIE!!! Unless you want to turn them into Hellbound QUEERS!
In her next movie K-11, Kristen Stewart plays a MAN!!! And Nikki Reed plays an evil lesbian!!! It's beyond the pale! Hollywood is trying to turn all of our children into liberal queers!
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
04-05-2009, 12:55 AM
The one on the right looks like she's on the dope, too. Which one is that?
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
04-05-2009, 12:58 AM
Who are these harlots? I've never heard of them. Where would one travel to have the remote chance encounter to meet one, the other, or both of them? I would like to share the word of God with them.
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
04-05-2009, 01:01 AM
I've never heard of them either. They don't have their hair slicked back with Brylcream®, so I don't think they're real lezbeans.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
04-05-2009, 01:13 AM
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The one on the right looks like she's on the dope, too. Which one is that?
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That is Kristen Stewart. K-11 is about drugs, gay sex, and prison! I have no doubt this lesbian tramp is doped up 24/7!
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Who are these harlots? I've never heard of them. Where would one travel to have the remote chance encounter to meet one, the other, or both of them? I would like to share the word of God with them.
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Well, judging by the picture, I'd guess they live in Hellyweird with all the other God mockers, joos, and sodomites!
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I've never heard of them either. They don't have their hair slicked back with Brylcream®, so I don't think they're real lezbeans.
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Didn't you see the YouTube video Pastor? They were making out like newlyweds! And I'm not suprised a True Christian™ Pastor like you hadn't heard of them, considering they are Hollywood whores.
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
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Didn't you see the YouTube video Pastor? They were making out like newlyweds! And I'm not suprised a True Christian™ Pastor like you hadn't heard of them, considering they are Hollywood whores.
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I saw the video (50 times in a row), but it just looked like a girl-girl smooch, not anything perverted. My fiancee Daisy Mae smooches on girls like that all the time while I watch.
I hope you aren't trying to imply that my fiancee is a lezbean!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
04-05-2009, 01:19 AM
I didn't watch it, but I was tempted. I grabbed my holy KJV Bible and squeezed it tight and asked the Lord to guide me from temptation.
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
04-05-2009, 01:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I saw the video (50 times in a row), but it just looked like a girl-girl smooch, not anything perverted. My fiancee Daisy Mae smooches on girls like that all the time while I watch.
I hope you aren't trying to imply that my fiancee is a lezbean!
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Certainly not . . . I would never . . . Sister Thumper is the most virtuous woman in Freehold! No, it's just that those tramps are so obviously dykes.
I need to go pray now. The thought of those two, doing things to each other "down there" has burned itself into my mind. Jesus forgive me!
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
04-05-2009, 01:22 AM
They're definitely lesbian. I looked on google, but there were too many photos of them together. Here's one where their boobs are touching:
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
04-05-2009, 01:39 AM
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They're definitely lesbian. I looked on google, but there were too many photos of them together. Here's one where their boobs are touching:
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Now this is EXACTLY the kind of crime SCOOP agents live for are on the lookout for. This is a very egregious offense. In instances like this agents are trained to handcuff restrain any lesbo criminals such as these and take them straight to the Westin Hotel jail. They would be forced to drink champagne and eat caviar subsist on bread and water, until this behavior was demonstrated , shared with the agent cured by Jesus. It's the SCOOP way.
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
04-05-2009, 01:57 AM
Here's another of these two shameless lesbo harlots grinding their boobs together in public! The should be arrested for public indecency!
And look at their whore faces! They're practically having unholy girl sex with the camera! The shame of it all!
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
04-05-2009, 03:41 AM
Hmmm, I did a google search of this Kristin Stewart whore, and I found an unusually high number of links that talked about vampires.
The connection is obvious. Lesbians drink human blood!
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
04-05-2009, 04:01 AM
I've never heard of either one.
I will say, however, that Daisy Mae has only kissed me in a Sisterly way, and only when Pastor Zeke or at least several other Ladies of Landover are watching.
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
04-05-2009, 03:48 PM
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They're definitely lesbian. I looked on google, but there were too many photos of them together. Here's one where their boobs are touching:
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They must be lesbean's, they barely even have boobs.
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28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
04-07-2009, 01:38 AM
More news about Kristin Stewart, lesbian slut! She's a drug addict too!
Here she is sitting IN PUBLIC doing hard drugs! What a shameless junkie!
Why would even the most SICKular Hollywood producer hire a known addict? It just goes to show you how disgusting and backwards things are out there in Californicatoria!!!
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
04-09-2009, 04:14 PM
I'm not sure what this Velvet Underground is. But I bet it has something to do with lesbian bondage! Look at the shirt, it's got sex boots and a whip on it!
And she's wearing it in public! Nikki Reed may be even worse than Kristen Stewart!
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
04-10-2009, 05:44 AM
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Well, that right there is a redundancy. It's like saying "socialist Democrat", "stupid Darwinist", or "hell-bound atheist".
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
04-16-2009, 03:37 PM
Well, these shameless lesbo harlots just want to rub our noses in their forbidden relationship!
Again, they are making out in public! I'd say "Get a room!" but that would just encourage them into what I've heard called "hot scissoring action". I don't even want to know what that means! That buck Nigra seems to be pretending to be offended by their public display, but I think we all know what he's REALLY thinking!
As Nikki gropes he from behind, Kristen's right hand moves unconsciously toward the fly of her pants. Even in public, Kristen's body betrays her as she aches to give her lover easy access to her "parts". Disgusting!!!
And here we see actual public lesbian sex! Kristen is sitting on Nikki's lap and Nikki's unseen hands are obviously working then sinful magic "down there". Just look at Kristen's face! The shameless hussy is reveling in her wanton lovers forbidden caresses!
Well, enjoy yourselves now girls, because when your in Hell, Satan will have you for himself.
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
04-16-2009, 05:51 PM
Dear merciful savior I have never seen anything so disgusting in my life!
Jesus wants women to be mothers. The last thing He wants to see is public affection between women. What kind of mother is affectionate? This is the kind of sickness the liberal agenda is about and they won't stop until women are hugging each other in living rooms across America.
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
05-22-2009, 08:16 PM
Not content with each other, Kristen and Nikki are taking turns with each other's boy toys. Before long, it'll be ritualistic group sex between the entire cast and crew of the up coming satanic Twilight sequel!
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Now a report claims that Nikki may be on a swap course of sorts as the New Moon movie starlet is lending a helping hand to Michael Angarano , the supposedly ego bruised boyfriend of fellow castmate Kristen!
An insider claims that while Kristen Stewart has been heating things up with Pattinson, Michael’s been seeking comfort from Nikki Reed, Kristen’s best friend and New Moon co-star. A report claims that at I love Sushi in LA on May 4, Michael, who costarred with Nikki in 2005’s Lords of Dogtown, was overheard talking to Nik about his relationship.
"For now, Kristen and Michael have put things on hold and have taken a break,” reveals an insider. “He hopes she comes back to him.” Kristen and Nikki seem pretty close, perhaps she was just trying to get some information from Michael for her buddy Kristen.
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I love Sushi INDEED! Those two bi-dykes are out to corrupt an entire generation! The shame of it all!
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