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Once again, kids and retards will soon flock in cinemas to see the latest installment of the Star Wars Franchise called "Solo - a Star Wars Story". I have never watched any of these cinematic travesties, nor have any of my True Christian™ Brethren and Sisters, nor ever will. Yet there is a lot of information to be gained from the sinful mindstate of these movies. For now, we'll pass the observation that "Han Solo Star Wars" is a direct call to rectal intercourse, as it is a thinly disguised anagram of "Anal Rash - so Worst"!

A brief summary of the Star Wars Universe:
  • No Firmament (Genesis 1:6)! Instead, galaxies far away.
  • No God (Genesis 1:1)! Instead, witchcraft in the form of a "Force".
  • A civil war. The heroes represent an Empire dedicated to preserving peace and Divine order. They are constantly under attack from rebels (including feminist armies, bestial animals and gays).
1 Samuel 15:23
For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.

The principal villains are called the Jedi Knights who rebel against the Imperial forces of the First Order. They are led by This man(1):



The principal hero of this saga is Mr. Vader. By no means is he innocent, he boasts the attire of the uniform-fetish gaywise (Zephaniah 1:8).



In fact, not a single character in this movie franchise is straight! Not one person! The cast includes gay midgets (Leviticus 21:20) seducing young boys into the Jedi gaydom.



Feminine gay sexbots:



Even the cumbersome war machines are gay.



Here's an "X-wing Starfighter" piloted by the principal villain Luke Skywalker. It boasts a direct reference to the Gay Agenda. I don't even need to mention that the anagram of "Enola gay" is "Ye go anal"!



Before concentrating on the issue at hand, a final warning. The villains of the show, including Han Solo, the heroine of the newest movie, are openly anti-Biblical. Jesus knew beforehand that this franchise would one day confront Him. Likewise, the moviemakers must have known that Jesus knows what they're doing, as they use direct quotes from the KJV. On the other hand, Jesus knew that they'd know his knowing of their schemes. I know. Inevitably, Hell awaits. The character Han solo is apparently the one trying to usurp GOD! He's trying to be as great as Christ! Jesus H. Christ what a MESS!

Matthew 12:42
The queen of the south shall rise up in the judgment with this generation, and shall condemn it: for she came from the uttermost parts of the earth to hear the wisdom of Solomon; and, behold, a greater tHAN SOLOmon is here.

Still, a final final warning. The heroes are called "Sith" and there's only two of them. They are all the time defeated because they rely on the Force and not on Jesus. Once again, Christ knew that the movies would contain that kind of material.

Ezekiel 35:6
Therefore, as I live, saith the Lord GOD, I will prepare thee unto blood, and blood shall pursue thee: sith thou hast not hated blood, even blood shall pursue thee.

This also tells us that is is OK to go to battle is Jesus commands.

Here's the Queen of the South Star Wars style. He is called "Captain Picard" of the Empire. Here he's striking back at those who fail to follow his dress code.



Now, onto gay marriage. In the first installment of the saga, two Jedi knights have registered their sodomistic relationship and they adopt a young impressionable boy. One of these is the villain we saw above. The other one is his mentor. Check out what happens:



They adopt a boy. He becomes the main hero of the saga, he even discards the name "Analkin Skywanker" (Ha!) and becomes Mr. Vader. Seems OK. He murders billions of sinners by blowing up "planets" and "star systems" with his "light saber".



You may ask, what is wrong with that. The victims are rebels for God's sake. They rebel against God!

Ezekiel 20:38
And I will purge out from among you the rebels, and them that transgress against me: I will bring them forth out of the country where they sojourn, and they shall not enter into the land of Israel: and ye shall know that I am the LORD.

There's the answer. Mr. Vader does an apparently OK corrective measure but he is under the commandments of the false god "the Force" and not Jesus. Exekiel 35:6 (above) tells us that it is GOD who must prepare the heroes to slay billions of rebel sinners, not the Force. Thus, Mr. Vader fails and the rebels spawn and emerge again and again. He won't succeed in restoring peace until he chooses Jesus. Gay marriage fails to give children a Christian upbringing. That is what we can learn from Star Wars. For God's sake, don't go and watch the Solo movie.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

(1) He is called O. Bi-Wank Enobi. What's a "bi-wank"? It is a profanity. It means masturbation of the bisexual kind, i.e., homosexuality, i.e., sodomy (Genesis 38:9). Help us dear Jesus!


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Default Re: What Can the Star Wars Movies Teach Us about Gay Marriage? - 04-22-2018, 07:50 AM

The depths these Sodomites go to to leave blatantly subtle, openly hidden messages astounds me

You say young people are forced to watch this filth but prayer has been taken out of schools, court rooms and money, no doubt, I expect.

Come quickly, Jesus!

YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: What Can the Star Wars Movies Teach Us about Gay Marriage? - 04-23-2018, 08:13 AM

I always thought that there was something strange about Princess Leia (pronounced "LAY-uh") Organa - and now I'm sure that she's some kind of lezbean bull dyke.


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I always thought that there was something strange about Princess Leia (pronounced "LAY-uh") Organa - and now I'm sure that she's some kind of lezbean bull dyke.
What a disturbing hypothesis, Brother William! I conducted a quick study in Creation Science to test this proposal.
  • Hypothesis: Princess Leia was/is a female sodomite (Romans 1:26).
  • Methods: Prayer and searching for hidden messages in that very name.
  • Results: There ARE hidden messages! Oh yes, there are.
  • Conclusions: Who else but a sodomite woman would want to slice and mutilate a mans's copulative organ. I surmise that the Star Wars rebel women all employ a weapon such as the one depicted below!


What is the goal of this wanton jack-the-ripper level amputation!? It is of course to make the men unattractive to Jesus - Christ has stated that He only wants the company of men with healthy genitals!

Deuteronomy 23:1
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

I strongly suspect that every man who dares enter a cinematic venue in order to see the "Solo story" will be subjected to the Slicer and forever lose his attractiveness in the eyes of Sweet Jesus!


Yours in Christ,

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