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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
11-23-2017, 04:21 AM
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But homosexuality is ok
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Not according to God, sweetie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.
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11-23-2017, 05:40 AM
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But homosexuality is ok
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The idea that you can have a reality where sexual perversion (as in going against God's plan for sex between only a man and a woman) is OK at any level is an anti-God stance.
Karl Marx (as in the 'Mark' or 'Marx' of the Beast) promoted this anti-God rhetoric in order to promote Satan's rule with the idea of there being a reality where God did not exist, at all.
OK, let me explain this in a metaphor.
You go to your your house and the guy outside says 'no' this is now a rental unit for other people and you have to leave.
You wave your ownership documents in his face, but you end up in court, fighting for your house back (this actually, fyi, happens all the time with immigrants taking people's houses while they are on vacation).
So, too Karl waved in our faces 'documents' 'substantiating' that God's land was not his so neither were 'you'.
Got it?
God owns everything.
What he says IS our reality, not the false reality of science that Karl through his followers now (as in cultural marxism) promotes.
God says sex between same sex couples IS a perversion. Therefore, that means such sex perverts our environment spiritually. It corrupts the soul, as it did in the time pre-flood.
When it became legal to marry in the USA (ie. the date Gay marriage was announced in God's temple, ie. the USA) it set the 7 year clocks for Jacob's trouble ticking....ie. May 9th, 2012.
That is just how corrupting an influence it is on us. Because we are part of God's lineage, not Satan's and such sexual practices destroys us.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
11-23-2017, 11:08 AM
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But homosexuality is ok
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12-22-2017, 01:13 PM
I AGREE GOD HATES THE GAYS THEY SHALL BE BANISHED TO HELL
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12-22-2017, 08:45 PM
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I AGREE GOD HATES THE GAYS THEY SHALL BE BANISHED TO HELL
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Jeff69420, you seem confused. Perhaps you've been compelled by a delusion to make God's point that the only sane people on earth are those who point their moral and intellectual compass towards Heaven. Then again, maybe He just doesn't want your kind in Heaven (2 Thessalonians 2:11; John 3:18). Your fate will be terrible, your eternal soul will suffer for all eternity, Jesus will have no mercy on you or your loved ones (Luke 16:24-31). It's a sad thing, to live a pathetic life only to shine Glory on God by illustrating His Divine Justice. But this is your choice. Godspeed on your death. May the angels join Jesus in laughing at your suffering (Psalm 2:4).
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
12-23-2017, 10:04 AM
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You seem rather conflicted. Perhaps God is speaking to you through the misery of Paul?
ROMANS 7 .KJV . look up
14-15 We know that the law is spiritual: but I am carnal, sold under sin. For that which I do I allow not: for what I would, that do I not; but what I hate, that do I.
Does that strike a chord with you? Is your misery similar to the experience described here? Paul continues:
18-20 I know that in me dwelleth no good thing: for to will is present with me; but how to perform that which is good I find not. For the good that I would I do not: but the evil which I would not, that I do. Now if I do that I would not, it is no more I that do it, but sin that dwelleth in me.
Here Paul is at his most lucid. And through his words a testimony is available for you. Satan will clearly confuse you any way he can and one way to address that is by examining your members.
22-23 I delight in the law of God after the inward man but I see another law in my members, warring against the law of my mind, and bringing me into captivity to the law of sin which is in my members.
If you would like to do something about the law of sin which is in your members you may contact the Pastoral team at any time. From your post it's likely that a specific ministry will be necessary and they are here to advise you further.
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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
02-24-2018, 09:34 AM
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Oh good lord! Yet ANOTHER fanatical Christian attempt to cure something that is NOT in need of ANY CURE!!
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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
02-27-2018, 05:44 PM
I have been an in-person, up-close witness to the perversion that is same s-e-c-k-s carnality and I can tell you it is definitely NOT "ok." I have seen the turgid rods of the depraved sunken deep into the nether regions of still another depraved soul. I have heard these "men" cry out in low, depraved tones as their depravity deepens and their lust lengthens.
OK? No, I don't think so.
I have been privy to the sin of Onan on multiple occasions as I minister on my knees to those fooled into thinking it's ok to waste the precious salve that brings babies to this world. A few times, it has even fallen upon my face (horrors!) as I begged the offender to join me in crying out to God Almighty. Until you have personally seen the wickedness that is always present in homer orgies, you have no right to call it "ok." And if you HAVE witnessed it and still think it's acceptable, this is a sign that the demon named Homo has entered you and now possesses you. Cry out to the LORD for cleansing, today! Plead the Precious Blood of Jesus© over your soul even now! Seek an exorcism from your nearest exorcist at once! Friend, this is not a plaything with which to play. This is your soul at risk and JESUS stands at the door, knocking. Oh, how I pray you let Him inside. Father God, I just come against the sin of homerism now, Father God, and I ask You to just wipe every homer's nether regions with Your Precious Blood, Father God, that all men might be saved. I just pray against lust right now, Jesus, that all lust is removed and replaced with Your Love, a Love that is an holy and righteous thing, Father God.
All these favors I ask in the Holy and Precious Name of our Living Savior, Christ Jesus of Nazareth, claiming the promises of Your Holy Word. Amen and Amen and Amen.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
08-16-2018, 01:59 AM
Hello there avid Christians, I would like to bring up a topic that the LORD has inserted into my head. The topic of "Hermaphrodites". Were these creatures/abominations created by the LORD himself or are they the spawn of the Satan?
This idea has swam in the seas of my mind for many a month now, after seeing such a man/woman/abomination in public. I wondered immediately if I should do nothing or proceed to beat the man/woman/abomination, but I instead went about my way to deliberate upon scripture for an answer.
I was unable to find a concrete answer, so I turn to my fellow brothers, in hopes you can provide an answer from the LORD. I wonder if it would be preferable to kill a child such as this and perhaps save him from the LORD's wrath or let the child live, depending on the scriptural legality of the condition. Please reply with your upmost honest and deepest responses.
Amen Brothers.
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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
08-16-2018, 02:21 AM
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Hello there avid Christians, I would like to bring up a topic that the LORD has inserted into my head. The topic of "Hermaphrodites". Were these creatures/abominations created by the LORD himself or are they the spawn of the Satan?
This idea has swam in the seas of my mind for many a month now, after seeing such a man/woman/abomination in public. I wondered immediately if I should do nothing or proceed to beat the man/woman/abomination, but I instead went about my way to deliberate upon scripture for an answer.
I was unable to find a concrete answer, so I turn to my fellow brothers, in hopes you can provide an answer from the LORD. I wonder if it would be preferable to kill a child such as this and perhaps save him from the LORD's wrath or let the child live, depending on the scriptural legality of the condition. Please reply with your upmost honest and deepest responses.
Amen Brothers.
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Personally I would never trust a person who chose the hermaphrodite lifestyle, but if you think killing them would save him from the LORD's wrath, you're crazier than they are! And if you discovered a person in public was hiding this evil secret, you're as perverted as they are! Ew!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
08-16-2018, 07:59 AM
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Personally I would never trust a person who chose the hermaphrodite lifestyle, but if you think killing them would save him from the LORD's wrath, you're crazier than they are! And if you discovered a person in public was hiding this evil secret, you're as perverted as they are! Ew!
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Mary, the LORD must have blinded you to actually reading and answering the question. The question that was brought up was if the LORD had intended to create the "Hermaphrodite". The person was publicly protesting about the rights of "Hermaphrodites".
A hermaphrodite cannot not pick their lifestyle because they were given their curse by some superior being.
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08-16-2018, 02:20 PM
Mary is not blind. Are you suggesting someone was displaying the hermaphrodite in public? In such a way that you could tell..
I think you've been watching too much Satyricon.
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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
08-16-2018, 04:29 PM
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Mary, the LORD must have blinded you to actually reading and answering the question. The question that was brought up was if the LORD had intended to create the "Hermaphrodite". The person was publicly protesting about the rights of "Hermaphrodites".
A hermaphrodite cannot not pick their lifestyle because they were given their curse by some superior being.
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You're confused. That this subject came to your attention because someone was publicly mawing on about such folk doesn't negate my comments. How, pray tell, do you propose to find out who among the population is carrying this evil little secret? If you intend to grab and grope at the crotches of those who catch your attention you will be known as a creep, and only in becoming a celebrity and president can you hope your identity might be modified from disgusting pervert to champion of a noble and morally superior population.
If you think killing someone for the pretend crime of grossing you out will save them from the LORD's wrath, then I must question how you think Salvation and Damnation work. Are you under the impression a victim of murder will not face judgement? What does one thing have to do with another? The LORD will judge everyone who dies, whether death comes from murder, old age, being hit by a bus, or children starving on the plains of Africa while the Mohammedans deny food and medical supplies to get through to local populations.
And if you think we might condone violence, and especially murder, you must take us for False Christians who have never actually read the very Scriptures that expose the Holy Mind and Will of the Lord thy God. False Christians who assume instead those feel-good bedtime stories told by grandmothers and nannies and Sunday School coloring books must somehow represent the Faith of Christ. Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God:
the powers that be are ordained of God.
Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God:
and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:
For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid;
for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.
Wherefore ye must needs be subject, not only for wrath, but also for conscience sake.
For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God’s ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.
Render therefore to all their dues: tribute to whom tribute is due; mcustom to whom custom; fear to whom fear; honour to whom honour.
Romans 13:1–7
Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:
As free, and not using your liberty for a cloak of maliciousness, but as the servants of God.
1 Peter 2:13-16
And why not? Why should we live in a state of angst because demons prowl o're the land and sinners walk free? But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith,
Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.
Galatians 5:22-23
We know Jesus will serve them up with JUSTICE so Epic their blood will flow like great Tital Waves in the streets! And the angel thrust in his sickle into the earth, and gathered the vine of the earth, and cast it into the great winepress of the wrath of God.
And the winepress was trodden without the city, and blood came out of the winepress,
even unto the horse bridles, by the space of a thousand and six hundred furlongs.
Revelation 14:19-20
Glory!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
08-16-2018, 04:46 PM
Why is everyone here so quick to "burn these homers in hell" without first understanding their particular circumstances and predicament that may well be out of their power to control or change?
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08-16-2018, 04:59 PM
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Why is everyone here so quick to "burn these homers in hell" without first understanding their particular circumstances and predicament that may well be out of their power to control or change?
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The answer is in the Bible. If you read it, you'll understand. It's in Leviticus, if you want to read it. Just make sure you read the KJV 1611 one.
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Deuteronomy 6.5
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08-16-2018, 05:12 PM
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Why is everyone here so quick to "burn these homers in hell" without first understanding their particular circumstances and predicament that may well be out of their power to control or change?
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Who do you think is doing the burning, dear?
Do you think Brother Hutchens has a collection of Elon Musk's Flame Throwers on his land, aimed in some Mad Max fashion at the Sodomites constantly bussed in or something? I mean, how do you think this actually works?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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08-16-2018, 05:35 PM
I think this forum is doing the burning, actually.
But who did this to me and my profile:
Biography I am a single guy in Dallas, Texas. I am 43 years old and have lived in the Dallas area all my life Location Wackoff, Texas Interests Masturbating Occupation I run a public masturbation firm and horse jerkings tables business on the seedy side of town
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Who do you think is doing the burning, dear?
Do you think Brother Hutchens has a collection of Elon Musk's Flame Throwers on his land, aimed in some Mad Max fashion at the Sodomites constantly bussed in or something? I mean, how do you think this actually works?
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08-16-2018, 09:56 PM
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I am a single guy in Dallas, Texas. I am 43 years old and have lived in the Dallas area all my life Location Wackoff, Texas Interests Masturbating Occupation I run a public masturbation firm and horse jerkings tables business on the seedy side of town
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Oh my word! I knew you were a sinner, but to be so proud of it and put it in your profile! That's horrible!
Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
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08-16-2018, 10:02 PM
Dana,
No, I did not put it that...that's my point.
I don't know who put it there, but I DID NOT PUT IT THERE.
THis so called Baptist Forum is driving me crazy.
Someone else is putting stuff in my profile and on my header and IT IS NOT ME
And it isn't even TRUE....
This makes me so DAMN angry!!!!!!
I don't know what to do.
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Oh my word! I knew you were a sinner, but to be so proud of it and put it in your profile! That's horrible!
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08-17-2018, 01:37 AM
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Dana,
No, I did not put it that...that's my point.
I don't know who put it there, but I DID NOT PUT IT THERE.
THis so called Baptist Forum is driving me crazy.
Someone else is putting stuff in my profile and on my header and IT IS NOT ME
And it isn't even TRUE....
This makes me so DAMN angry!!!!!!
I don't know what to do.
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When you get angry, go down to your knees and do what you have to.
Pray, I mean, you perv!
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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