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Default Vote Republican in ‘06 or the terrorist win! - 09-13-2006, 09:05 PM

The 2006 is the critical election for the 21st Century, how it turns out will determine the fate of our nation, nay the entire civilized world! There is nothing more than FREEDOM® at stake here! If the Democrats win they will open the country to the terrorist, mandate abortions to all white women and allow gay human-animal hybrids to enter this country to get married and burn the flag!

For the past five years the Democrats have virtually given aid and comfort to the enemy by questions the Administration decisions and daring to high light policy failures. This is treason of rankest form because it draws the Islamo-Fascist attention to these weak points so they may exploit it. Despite being out of power the Democrats and their lackies in the liberal media have managed to force threw out of control Federal spending and family values have melted like snow on a sunny day. What do you think will happen if they really take control of even one house of Congress? Betrayed by the voters President Bush will be left helpless. Your taxes will be boosted to 300% of your income, your daughters will be forced to were burkas and your sons taught to bend over for the soap.

Is this the kind of America do you want to live in? Were you have too look constantly over your shoulder for some homer out to back end you in the name of Allah? Do you want to wake up one morning to see a mushroom cloud on the horizon because the Iranians set off an atomic bomb because the DEMONcrats in congress ordered the military to allow gays into the military? Do you want to live to see the US overrun in a wave of terrorist bombers because the national defense collapsed with the economy after a huge tax and spend hike. I think not.

You choice is clear; GOP or hell on earth. Do the right thing.

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Do you want to wake up one morning to see a mushroom cloud on the horizon because the Iranians set off an atomic bomb because the DEMONcrats in congress ordered the military to allow gays into the military?
A poignant post, Brother. Gays and women have no place in the military. I support Negroes in the service, provided they are kept separate from the white soldiers and used as fodder. They also should not be given weapons that are too high-tech, as the primitive Negro mind cannot even grasp simple arithmetic and the basic rules of English grammar.

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Default Be Careful When Voting! - 09-14-2006, 07:42 PM

Friends, I went in to vote early because I will be out ministering to the natives on election day. They ushered me over to an electronic voting machine and I just assumed that it was set like the machines in Iowa and Florida....to accept only Republican choices.

But it wasn't. When I pushed the button (I couldn't quite read the letters), I voted the straight DEMONCRAT TICKET!

Naturally, I kicked the machine and demanded another vote until a couple of security guards escorted me out of the building, but I'm afraid the damage is done.

DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE I DID!

We need a strong Republican-appointed Supreme court so Cheney can defeat Hitlery in '08.


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Thank you, Pastor, for that excellent observation. The Demon-cretins, by having liberal unelected activist judges impose homer "marriage" on us, have shown that they hate democracy. We must defend ourselves against them.


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AMEN Pastor, AMEN!

You can be sure Hitlery has only one thing on her mind when she thinks of the presidency; one upping her so called husband in debauchery. I am sure she has a presidential order all ready draw up to have the Bush twins, Jena and Barba, arrested, dragged into the Oval Office were Hitlary can molest them on national TV!* What a dark day for our nation when that happens!

* In fact I am so sure I say we don't need to bother with the triviality of finding it, have the Church Documents department manufacture as virtual copy and plant it were the press will find it. The nation must know the danger it is in!



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Thank you, Pastor, for that excellent observation. The Demon-cretins, by having liberal unelected activist judges impose homer "marriage" on us, have shown that they hate democracy. We must defend ourselves against them.
Oh Dear Lord, now you got me on the subject of Homers!!

It's a commomly known fact that Homer men JUST DON'T GO FOR BUSH!!

As far back as 2001 our Landover Baptist News was reporting on this very subject!

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Recent secular studies have shown that a large number of homosexual men have an automatic aversion to Bush. Speakers at a recent “gay pride” celebration were quoted as saying, “Bush stinks,” “Bush is slimy,” and “Every time I see Bush, I get sick to my stomach.” Steve Stouffer, director of the political action committee, “Gays Against Bush,” stated just last week: “The gay community has avoided any contact with a Bush since 1992. Now, all of sudden, people want to throw a new one in our faces. We’re no more impressed now than we were when confronted with the first Bush as teens.”
Read the FACTS here:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0401/bush.html



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