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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-13-2016, 08:16 PM
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Uh, I'm 13 in July, and I play tf2. OHHH, NOOOOOO! And yes, I am a Christian
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I think it's clear you have merely learned to regurgitate your parents' beliefs. Do you have any of your own? Are they more than vague ideas and concepts you've been conditioned to interpret as realistic and good?
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Are you saying that people will go to hell for playing this game?
If you are, then that includes me, a 12 year old girl, and a bunch of my friends.
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Yes, and yes. If you read the OP, and carefully considered the content therein, it should come as no surprise to you.
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Skulls aren't a race, dear.
May I suggest you calm down and take the time to articulate a well thought out argument to support your claims? You come here sounding like you want to pick a fight, but we are a peaceful, loving community. No one wants to fight with you. We care about the state of your soul because Jesus tells us to try and convert you. This is for your own good. If you are truly a Christian, you will understand.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-13-2016, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by urmomlol
Wow, it's really sad how ignorant everyone here is. Uh, I'm 13 in July, and I play tf2. OHHH, NOOOOOO! And yes, I am a Christian, and so are my parents, who actually bought me a poster for the game as well. There's nothing gay about it (and if there was, it's just sad that you think that's so bad), it's not anti-American (what???), and the "god bashing" argument is just stupid and insignificant. Yes, there is killing (it's a shooter game, duh) and the OCCASIONAL swear, but really? Are you saying that people will go to hell for playing this game?
If you are, then that includes me, a 12 year old girl, and a bunch of my friends.
Also I only read the first few pages and the last few pages, I'm not going to read 121 pages of this.
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Young lady, does your father know that you are using his computer?
A True Christian™ believes in Jesus first and last. Your literal worship of these pixilated perversions is nothing more than a so called gateway drug to Satan.
Have you actually thought about your faith? Have you read the Bible(KJV1611) cover to cover?
The Bible tells us in 1 Thessalonians 5:22 Abstain from all appearance of evil.
And that which is not for Jesus is against Him in Luke 9:50 And Jesus said unto him, Forbid him not: for he that is not against us is for us.
Do the characters in this silly game mention Jesus even once?
I did not think so.
If you want to be a Christain you need to understand that you have to put Jesus first, not your own hormonal need to imagine killing strangers in the Inter Nets.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-17-2016, 12:19 PM
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i had talked to a fellow mom about this and she said valve is the company of the devil! that game MAY look clever, but after you're done, you're suppose to drop into the fiery pit of hell as the computer (who is portraying satan having the character do his bidding) watches on and laugh
she also told me the name of the man who makes this game and i suggest a public BOYCOTT against this swine man
his name is gabe newell or something like that and he been making game that promotes the DEVIL for years
dear god please send gabe newell to the pits of hell so he may never harm another individual with his evil games may we hope his business burns in flames from your anger and hated for all things satan!!! amen
REMEMBER HE DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NOT A WOMAN FOR A COMPUTER!!!
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HOW DARE YOU TALK LIKE THIS TOWARDS OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR GABE NEWELL? HE HAS AVENGED US WITH HIS MIGHTY STEAM SALES, AND HE HAS LEAD US, THE ASCENDED OF THE GLORIOUS PC MASTER RACE! YOUR BLASPHEMY WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN, AND WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED. GABEN-U AKBAR!
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-17-2016, 02:52 PM
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HOW DARE YOU TALK LIKE THIS TOWARDS OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR GABE NEWELL? HE HAS AVENGED US WITH HIS MIGHTY STEAM SALES, AND HE HAS LEAD US, THE ASCENDED OF THE GLORIOUS PC MASTER RACE! YOUR BLASPHEMY WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN, AND WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED. GABEN-U AKBAR!
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And this, dear children, is why you should never ever ever even think of smoking marijuana. You don't want to end up like this poor thing with no brain cells left.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-22-2016, 02:46 AM
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Ever heard of spellcheck, boy? Maybe if you didn't spend all your time playing homo video games devised by slants and compulsively masturbating, your spelling would be better.
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-22-2016, 02:50 AM
Say, why don't you ask your care-giver to help you type what you're trying to say in the computer for you! We might get along swell if we know what you're trying to say.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-22-2016, 03:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Say, why don't you ask your care-giver to help you type what you're trying to say in the computer for you! We might get along swell if we know what you're trying to say.
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Have you heard of a joke before Mary?
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-22-2016, 03:17 AM
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Have you heard of a joke before Mary?
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Very good! That sentence makes perfect sense!
Yes, I have!
Do you have any you'd like to share? Perhaps after you introduce yourself, we can hear them!
The men of Landover Baptist like to share their jokes HERE. You should not read them, but if your care-giver has a husband with a sense of humor, he might enjoy them.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-22-2016, 03:22 AM
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Have you heard of a joke before Mary?
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Darling Sinner,
I suppose with the three identical surnames you must be referring to Jason Gay, Enola Gay and Joseph Louis Gay-Lussac? You are probably a combination of their qualities, able to run for cover very quickly when things get heated because of some basic physics.
Or are you referring to the fact that we shouldn't admire and be deceived by your gay appareil and give you privileges based on the colorful appearance?
James 2:2-4
For if there come unto your assembly a man with a gold ring, in goodly apparel, and there come in also a poor man in vile raiment; And ye have respect to him that weareth the gay clothing, and say unto him, Sit thou here in a good place; and say to the poor, Stand thou there, or sit here under my footstool: Are ye not then partial in yourselves, and are become judges of evil thoughts?
Please, let me tell you that you can't run for cover when Jesus releases His Wrath upon this Earth (Reveleation 21:1) and the slaughter of sinners will make the Enola Gay incident seem like a minor skirmish. You won't be under His footstool but much deeper, actually. You can discuss this with Mr. Gay-Lussac while the heat and pressure of the gases surrounding you increase in perfect concert with the law he discovered!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-22-2016, 03:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Very good! That sentence makes perfect sense!
Yes, I have!
Do you have any you'd like to share? Perhaps after you introduce yourself, we can hear them!
The men of Landover Baptist like to share their jokes HERE. You should not read them, but if your care-giver has a husband with a sense of humor, he might enjoy them.
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my caregiver beats me everyday for being a gay sex loving homosexual female :'( . to answer your statement, no my father only laughs in the faces of people with a literal, good working, mind. my examples being: Gays, Atheists, and everyone but religious people. I hate my father, he is such an idiot for loving real gods such as "god" and "jesus". my father deserves to be in prison for being a baka :'(
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-22-2016, 03:33 AM
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my caregiver beats me everyday for being a gay sex loving homosexual female :'( .
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I see he loves you very much, and loves Jesus even more (as it should be; Matthew 10:37)!
This is a good thing!
Surely you don't want to spend eternity in the fiery pits of Hell, the tortured plaything of Satan himself. If you have any independent thought left, you'll want your name solidly written in the Book of Life. Only in this way can you be invite into Heaven, live in a big home, and spend all your days and night in what must only be as grand as a never-ending church service, singing and praising without end!
Come join us! Today is a great day for Redemption!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-22-2016, 03:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
Darling Sinner,
I suppose with the three identical surnames you must be referring to Jason Gay, Enola Gay and Joseph Louis Gay-Lussac? You are probably a combination of their qualities, able to run for cover very quickly when things get heated because of some basic physics.
Or are you referring to the fact that we shouldn't admire and be deceived by your gay appareil and give you privileges based on the colorful appearance?
James 2:2-4
For if there come unto your assembly a man with a gold ring, in goodly apparel, and there come in also a poor man in vile raiment; And ye have respect to him that weareth the gay clothing, and say unto him, Sit thou here in a good place; and say to the poor, Stand thou there, or sit here under my footstool: Are ye not then partial in yourselves, and are become judges of evil thoughts?
Please, let me tell you that you can't run for cover when Jesus releases His Wrath upon this Earth (Reveleation 21:1) and the slaughter of sinners will make the Enola Gay incident seem like a minor skirmish. You won't be under His footstool but much deeper, actually. You can discuss this with Mr. Gay-Lussac while the heat and pressure of the gases surrounding you increase in perfect concert with the law he discovered!
Yours in Christ,
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no im just a homosexual vagina loving woman
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-22-2016, 03:49 AM
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no im just a homosexual vagina loving woman
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With the right [ie, Biblical] approach, you too can learn to be ashamed of your vagina and use it only for the procreation of Soldiers for Christ, just like God intends!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-22-2016, 06:00 AM
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no im just a homosexual vagina loving woman
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what does your fat, slopping pie have to do with this terrible game?
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-23-2016, 02:10 AM
I'm going to look at both sides objectively, and I don't care if it gets me banned.
First off, both sides of the coins are being complete bigots about this subject. Gamers, it doesn't matter how much you yell, they on't change their viewpoint. And Christians, your dealing with a big time company, and your a small group of people, TF2 is not being banned. Along with that, even if its was banned, its online, their's already thousands of pirated versions floating around, these things just don't go away anymore.
Now excuse me while I go reply to all the death threats and bans you will send me.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-23-2016, 02:29 AM
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I'm going to look at both sides objectively, and I don't care if it gets me banned.
First off, both sides of the coins are being complete bigots about this subject. Gamers, it doesn't matter how much you yell, they on't change their viewpoint. And Christians, your dealing with a big time company, and your a small group of people, TF2 is not being banned. Along with that, even if its was banned, its online, their's already thousands of pirated versions floating around, these things just don't go away anymore.
Now excuse me while I go reply to all the death threats and bans you will send me.
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Mr. Radnom,
Sadly, your post contains some truth. While we continue preaching warnings for the uneducated masses, they refuse to listen. Frankly, it is no surprise for us as one of the Prophets knew it was going to be this way.
Jeremiah 6:10
To whom shall I speak, and give warning, that they may hear? behold, their ear is uncircumcised, and they cannot hearken: behold, the word of the LORD is unto them a reproach; they have no delight in it.
Still, we must persist. Every soul won over for Jesus produces an infine amount of Joy and Pleasure in the Everlasting Life of Heaven.
Perhaps you are that person!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-23-2016, 07:14 AM
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. Now excuse me while I go reply to all the death threats and bans you will send me.
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Young man, just how old are you?
Death threats? Really? You will note that this website has an age limit of 18.
This means none is going to go all 'Gamer's Gate' and get all bent out of shape about a woman voicing her opinion on the Inter Nets.
YIC
ABE: unless she is attempting to to teach, obviously. That anger's Holy Jesus significantly.
1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-23-2016, 09:50 PM
Sorry Dr. Niles, i did not mean to offend you. I wa talking about the gamers when I said the death threats. Not the Christians, hopefully that clears it up.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-24-2016, 01:09 AM
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Sorry Dr. Niles, i did not mean to offend you. I wa talking about the gamers when I said the death threats. Not the Christians, hopefully that clears it up.
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Thank you for clearing that up. I personally wouldn't harm a single thing the Bible didn't tell me to.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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