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Re: God wins, Nintendo loses! -
07-30-2009, 07:15 PM
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You are making no sense. The part you put in bold is "Our interest is in praying, not playing. What's yours?".
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Hmm, I was pretty sure I bolded the part where he said Doom and Duke Nukem were new games.
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Re: God wins, Nintendo loses! -
07-30-2009, 07:28 PM
Your whole point is that you hate Jesus. What did he ever do to you?
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Re: God wins, Nintendo loses! -
07-30-2009, 09:28 PM
I believe he is one of those video game makers! You athiest demon summoner! Stop making the youth turn away from Jesus!
Our prayers have been answered! The fall of the Nintendo Entertainment System! I don't see how commiting homosexual acts in a video game is entertaining but it will crash soon enough!
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Re: God wins, Nintendo loses! -
07-30-2009, 10:29 PM
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I believe he is one of those video game makers! You athiest demon summoner! Stop making the youth turn away from Jesus!
Our prayers have been answered! The fall of the Nintendo Entertainment System! I don't see how commiting homosexual acts in a video game is entertaining but it will crash soon enough!
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Wow Giant, has Satan suddenly cursed you with mostly proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and sentence structure?
Are you ill? Some sort of fever perhaps? Enjoy this while you can, it's probably temporary. I'm sure God will get you back into proper Negro form.
Yours in Christ
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In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.
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Re: God wins, Nintendo loses! -
07-30-2009, 10:33 PM
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Wow Giant, has Satan suddenly cursed you with mostly proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and sentence structure?
Are you ill? Some sort of fever perhaps? Enjoy this while you can, it's probably temporary. I'm sure God will get you back into proper Negro form.
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Are you saying people of color can't have correct grammar or spelling?
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Re: God wins, Nintendo loses! -
07-30-2009, 10:41 PM
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Are you saying people of color can't have correct grammar or spelling?
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You are funny!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: God wins, Nintendo loses! -
07-30-2009, 10:45 PM
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Wow Giant, has Satan suddenly cursed you with mostly proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and sentence structure?
Are you ill? Some sort of fever perhaps? Enjoy this while you can, it's probably temporary. I'm sure God will get you back into proper Negro form.
Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus
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Giant Negro appears to be working toward becoming an Ex-Negro. How wonderful for him!
Congratulations on your decision to turn your back on Satan, Giant Negro!
Just be sure to, you know, not bend over or anything, because, well, you know how Satan is . . . And that's NOT what Jesus was suggesting when He said, "Get thee behind me, Satan!" so you perverts out there stop thinking that right now!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: God wins, Nintendo loses! -
07-30-2009, 10:55 PM
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Are you saying people of color can't have correct grammar or spelling?
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Negros who have completed the Landover ex-Negro program have been taught the skills of spelling, grammar, punctuation and sentence structure. However, honorary ex-Negros such as Miss Vavoline, will continue to be allowed to post in Gullah.
Luther T Washington is an unusually well educated Negro that is fully capable of speaking and typing in proper Godly English. Self directed Negros such as Luther that have not completed the ex-Negro program are pretty rare.
Giant Negro is neither an ex-Negro or a self directed educated Negro. His sudden ability to speak Godly English is most likely a Satanic fever or disease which will soon dissipate.
Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus
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Re: God wins, Nintendo loses! -
07-30-2009, 11:03 PM
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Are you saying people of color can't have correct grammar or spelling?
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Hahahahaha you should be a comedian my friend.
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Negros who have completed the Landover ex-Negro program have been taught the skills of spelling, grammar, punctuation and sentence structure. However, honorary ex-Negros such as Miss Vavoline, will continue to be allowed to post in Gullah.
Luther T Washington is an unusually well educated Negro that is fully capable of speaking and typing in proper Godly English. Self directed Negros such as Luther that have not completed the ex-Negro program are pretty rare.
Giant Negro is neither an ex-Negro or a self directed educated Negro. His sudden ability to speak Godly English is most likely a Satanic fever or disease which will soon dissipate.
Yours in Christ
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Brother Lazarus, no I am not a follower of Satan. I was once a non-believer who deserved to burn in the fiery pits of hell, but my ways have changed! I have vitiligo and soon, oh so soon I will be able to erase all that is the savage negro inside me!
I'm smarter then your average Negro!
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Re: God wins, Nintendo loses! -
07-30-2009, 11:09 PM
Well I for one am proud of Giant Negro's road to recovery. Being born a negro is hard blow to most people and they can never recover from it. They lead a life of holding up liquor stores and hanging out on porches drinking Colt .45 out of paper bags while hootin' and hollerin' at any white woman that passes by. Giant Negro's command of the English language is on par with many white Americans. I give him credit and I hope for the best for him!
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Re: God wins, Nintendo loses! -
07-30-2009, 11:09 PM
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Hahahahaha you should be a comedian my friend.
Brother Lazarus, no I am not a follower of Satan. I was once a non-believer who deserved to burn in the fiery pits of hell, but my ways have changed! I have vitiligo and soon, oh so soon I will be able to erase all that is the savage negro inside me!
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Praise Jesus! Shout Glory!
Yours in Christ
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Re: God wins, Nintendo loses! -
07-31-2009, 12:59 AM
Thank you, I appreciate all your love and support.
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Looks like Nintendo wins. -
04-10-2014, 02:03 AM
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Good news Brothers and Sisters. I'm sure we all played a BIG part in helping God to put an end to Nintendo's success
OK, we still have some work cut out until sales are down to 0%, but still.
* sorry for the Jinglish.
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Good news for gamer i just found out that Nintendo has enough money to stay afloat for 50 year and lose 250 million each year!!!
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Looks like Nintendo wins. -
04-10-2014, 03:22 AM
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Good news for gamer i just found out that Nintendo has enough money to stay afloat for 50 year and lose 250 million each year!!!
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Not if Jesus has His way.
And He always does....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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