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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
02-18-2013, 12:57 PM
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Well, if there are pedophiles on a server, and they keep spamming the chat window with disgusting comments, you can easily kick them from the server and no children will be molested. With some luck you can get them banned.
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You could have just said, "No I can't prove it." But that would be honest...
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
02-18-2013, 01:40 PM
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No they're not. Please don't make false statements that you cannot back up.
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So you are saying that paedophiles DON'T sit behind their computers, fingers clawed and gnarled from Onanism to the thoughts of young, vibrant, flaxan haired, nimble young boys?
I wouldn't let my young, clean limbed, soft faced young Nephew go near a computer with me being nearby
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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
02-18-2013, 08:04 PM
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No they're not. Please don't make false statements that you cannot back up.
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Is the FBI a good enough source for you?
http://www.fbi.gov/news/stories/2011...edators_051711
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“It’s an unfortunate fact of life that pedophiles are everywhere online,” said Special Agent Greg Wing, who supervises a cyber squad in our Chicago Field Office.
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I find it amazing that we have access to everything at the tips of our fingers, yet you atheist scum are getting stupider by the day.
But of course it has absolutely nothing to do with refusing to engage your brains and just sitting around pushing buttons like retarded monkeys
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
02-19-2013, 04:51 AM
I must confess, before my turning I did in fact play this game a lot, and I am very ashamed of myself for it.
This game is nothing but violation to our Lords will, and deserves to be branded in the deepest depths of hell.
Thank you for opening this to the eyes of others, who may have not heard of this. Thank you
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
03-01-2013, 01:22 PM
... wow, you really are completely delusional here, aren't you?
Wondering what my username is about? You're the reason I joined. I'm here to correct your horrendous misconception.
I don't care if you try and reply back that I'm some kind of devil-God-sinny whatever you lot go around yelling about. I'm just here to counter your points.
1. It's technically not killing. It's just pixels on a screen going certain colours at certain times. It's just that our brains interpret it as such.
2. Bad words. We're all going to hear them. Let your son hear them so he isn't so shocked later, but teach him not to say them. Otherwise you're just restricting his vocabulary.
3. God-bashing? Oh please, that's everywhere nowadays, and it's not even that. It's just light-hearted humour. Apologise for sins later.
4. Anti-American propaganda? Oh, so EVERYTHING in the world needs to be in America's favour, now? You can't put someone from somewhere else on the globe into a game otherwise it's evil? Personally, I think America needs it's ego shredded down a bit, anyway.
5. Homosexuality? (bursts out laughing) You have a really clouded view of the world, Miss Baseball. Homosexuality is what the Greeks called 'eros' love - romance love. The kind of 'love' portrayed in-game where they say 'I love this doctor' and in other situations is what is called 'philia' love - friendship love. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fou....80.93_romance
So, no, it's not homosexual. And that 'get behind me doctor' thing? It's because the doctors in the game are weak and cannot fight well, so the doctor heals the man in front who defends the doctor.
6. Advertise to the masses? Well, yes, of course, THAT IS WHAT ADVERTISEMENTS ARE FOR.
7. Boys wouldn't call it 'threatening', they'd call it 'awesome' and 'epic'.
8. It's not blatant in any way, you just have a really poor grasp of our modern society.
9. You banned him from ever seeing his friends? Who do you think you are? You can't control a life. You're not Hitler. Let him see who he wants. You're far too overprotective - you need to teach him at home not to copy what they do, think about how his friends feel having someone they care about locked away from them.
10. 'REAL AMERICAN SOLDIERS ARE NOT GAY THEY ARE STRAIGHT JESUS LOVING MEN WHO LOVE THEIR COUNTRY AND THEIR LORD'? First off all, sort out your life and lay off the caps lock. It's hurting my eyes already. 'Real American soldiers'? There is no 'real' American soldier, because they are ALL real. They sacrifice their lives for ungrateful sods like you in the harshest of countries like Afghanistan and Iraq. They watch their friends tortured, killed, have their arms and legs blown off by enemy insurgents and all you can do is accuse them of not being real soldiers?! I honestly am feeling my blood boil here. I'm British. I dislike the American military (in a friendly rivalry way) and yet I still feel like cursing over and over at you for saying that. For crying out loud, they're the ones stopping other countries from invading the US and slaughtering your friends, family and neighbours. Also, they do not need to be Christian. They could be Muslim, Hindu, Sikh and any other religion (although I disagree with Satanism), or even simply not be religious. Honestly, I have NEVER met someone so delusional as you.
11. They did not 'bash God by saying that the Soldier is God'. He never said he was God. In the American military, drill sergeants DO yell things like that to recruits to make them feel intimidated and make them better soldiers, and yes, that means things like 'when you're here, you're in my world, and in my world, I'm in charge, do you understand'. Please, do your research before you go throwing around wild accusations at people.
12. Don't talk to other mothers about that sort of thing. You all get together and think it's some kind of horrible deed, or government conspiracy, because when local mothers get together, to them, suddenly everything is a massive problem that needs some kind of riot or angry mob to fix it. You're overreacting.
And finally, why BAN Team Fortress 2? If you don't want to play it, don't play it. If you want to warn other people, warn them, don't TELL them to ban it like you're some overlord whom the universe revolves around. And also, DO YOUR RESEARCH. So many of your points are inaccurate and are incorrect as a result, otherwise you're just embarrassing yourself.
Well, there you go. My purpose on this website has been fulfilled. I imagine I'll get banned by an admin or moderator soon, but I really couldn't care less. I'm probably never going to come back here again. I just hope I've opened your eyes to all of the mistakes you've posted here.
- IJoinedToArgueAPoint
P.S. Fix your grammar. It's horrible.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
03-01-2013, 05:42 PM
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Wondering what my username is about? You're the reason I joined. I'm here to correct your horrendous misconception....
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Well, I wasn't particularly wondering about your username, but thank you for explaining it! I'm not sure what all you were talking about, it was a bit long winded for me and it lost my attention. I found myself daydreaming about the day the LORD will return and then I got to thinking, should I wear bloomers under my skirts even in the summer time so as not to tempt people on the ground when I am lifted into the sky (1 Thessalonians 4:17)? But then I thought, they are already unsaved, so one more temptation can't do any damage, and bloomers are awfully hot, but then again, do I want my derriere exposed to all those still on the ground as I pass by their upper story windows and such? Would I be embarrassed, or would I be too excited to meet my LORD for the first time, face to face? And I recalled what Brother O'fagan said about leaving the windows open in case the LORD comes "like a thief in the night" actually at night, and how cold it gets in the winter time, but to be caught in my home because my windows are closed would be a terrible shame indeed. But then my daydream was interrupted by the gas fire on the stove, so I had to run and take care of that. Now I'm back.
Anyway, welcome to our friendly forums! Please introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! Be sure to read this helpful guide for newcomers, and remember, if you want to share your opinion, kindly provide the scriptural support for it. Landover Baptist's universal declaration of rights on our forum can be found HERE.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
03-01-2013, 08:10 PM
So you're queer and you play Team Fortress 2 (or whatever number they're up to)
Doesn't that prove our point?
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
03-01-2013, 08:24 PM
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... wow, ... tl;dr..... It's horrible.
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Welcome friend. I am so sorry to see everything is terrible for you. Do you know, if you'd let Jesus in your life, it would not be the cesspool it is.
Stop being so hateful. Donate to LBC. Feel the Joy of Jesus.
I happened to notice your cute username.
I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.
Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.
New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.
We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.
Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Retards c: -
05-08-2013, 02:23 AM
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I am usually tolerant to religion,
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05-17-2013, 11:38 AM
He is not going to heaven because he disagrees with you and your horribly racist church? That's not a nice thing to say. It's not your decision on who goes to Heaven or not, It's God's decision. Also TF2 Rocks! I can't take your church seriously because of their intense right-wing, racist, unscientific beliefs. Please tell me you are just trolling...
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05-17-2013, 12:43 PM
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That's not a nice thing to say. It's not your decision on who goes to Heaven or not, It's God's decision.
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Duh! In other news, grass is green, the sky is blue and Obama is a liar.
Fortunately God tells us how this works in His Holy Bible.
- Almost everyone will go to Hell. (Matthew 7:13-14)
- Those who don't believe, go to Hell. No exceptions. No mercy. (Mark 16:16, Revelation 21:8, John 15:6, John 14:6)
- Those who break even one of the rules of the Holy Bible will go to Hell (James 2:10)
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-17-2013, 08:34 PM
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sorry i didnt mean to yell
they bashed god by making them say that this soldier character is god
they also made a video about the soldier saying that god is a squinty gook who wrestled all the animals on the ark isnt that sickening?????
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Actually if you watched the video, he did not even mention God. They said that a Chinese man, Sun Tzu, beat all of the animals. They never say that the Soldier is God, which by the way should always be capitalized. TF2 is not a bad game, you are just interpereting it wrong.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-17-2013, 08:51 PM
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Actually if you watched the video, he did not even mention God. They said that a Chinese man, Sun Tzu, beat all of the animals. They never say that the Soldier is God, which by the way should always be capitalized. TF2 is not a bad game, you are just interpereting it wrong.
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We do not interpret anything. We follow the Bible. If Biblical scholars and renowned Men of God state this game rots your mind and makes you a Homersexual, then it is and does. If you'd stop masturbating all the time and would unstick your hands, you'd know that.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-19-2013, 12:35 AM
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If Biblical scholars and renowned Men of God state this game rots your mind and makes you a Homersexual, then it is and does.
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So if a bunch of people who have never played the game and have no idea what it's about prematurely judge it, then they are right? You have never even played the game! What does playing video games even have to do with the bible? Also, you changed my username.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-19-2013, 12:56 AM
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So if a bunch of people who have never played the game and have no idea what it's about prematurely judge it, then they are right? You have never even played the game! What does playing video games even have to do with the bible? Also, you changed my username.
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No friend, you are, as usual, quite wrong.
Some of the foremost Biblical scholars along with some of the most morally pure people in the world have personally played TF2 for weeks on end. Never would LBC make a blanket statement without expert experience, that would be terribly wrong and hypocritical.
Your point of what do video games and the Bible have to do with one another is very poignant. Absolutely nothing, thus confirming the games have no place in decent, Christian society. I am happy for your lucid moment.
I did not change your name, you must of requested during one of your 'episodes'. I noticed you seem to experience a lot of them.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-19-2013, 06:33 PM
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I did not change your name, you must of requested during one of your 'episodes'. I noticed you seem to experience a lot of them.
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That really makes me feel bad. If you don't like the game, don't play it. I don't know what "episodes" you're talking about. Only you could take a video game like TF2 and turn it into a religious arguement. That's really messed up.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-19-2013, 07:50 PM
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That really makes me feel bad. If you don't like the game, don't play it. I don't know what "episodes" you're talking about. Only you could take a video game like TF2 and turn it into a religious arguement. That's really messed up.
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You would not feel bad if you turned your entire life over to Jesus. Your choice. Why you want to go to Hell and spend all of eternity havig Satan anally rape you, stretching your rectum wide enough to fit a Fiat in escapes me. To each their own.
I do not have to hold a gun to my head either to know it is a bad idea. Try holding the KJV there. Many people consider the leather bound copies akin soft cheeks of Jesus.
Friend, we do not argue, we praise the Perfection of Christ®.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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05-19-2013, 09:01 PM
What is with the trademarks and stuff? That's silly. So you're saying that if I believe in Jesus (which I already do, thank you), your devistating and racist insults will just stop hurting me? I give up, you are impossible to talk to. I will stop posting on this forum because of your mean, racist, UNGODLY insults.
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05-19-2013, 09:11 PM
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What is with the trademarks and stuff? That's silly. So you're saying that if I believe in Jesus (which I already do, thank you), your devistating and racist insults will just stop hurting me? I give up, you are impossible to talk to. I will stop posting on this forum because of your mean, racist, UNGODLY insults.
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Friend, I believe in the sanctity of Jesus. You believe in the perversion of video games, obviously lured in with the sweet talk and acrid breath of Satan.
Like a pot junkie, you are hooked on the devils song and will do anything for your next fix. Well friend, one day, one day soon, Jesus will tire of trying to be your BFF and God will boot you to Hell, where your young and pliable rectum will be stretched prostate for all of Satan's minions. Why you would want that, I'll never know. The shame your parents must feel.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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