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I have amassed 400 KJV Bibles from a bookstore that just closed down! -
11-10-2018, 10:51 PM
Hey y'all. I just came back from shopping with my Pa. I was planning on buying new school uniforms but I noticed the nearby "ABC Christian Books" bookstore was having a close out sale. I went in and asked what happens to the merchandise that doesn't get sold off from the going out of business sale. The lady said it either goes in the dumpster or to the public library. I know my duty as a good Christian and asked my Pa for an advance on my allowance. I told him I wanted to save The Bibles in there. At first he was upset and worried I would include CCV and NIV versions. I said "No Pa! Just the KJV versions you goober!"
Well after a bit of back and forth he gave me my advance for the next two years and long story short I managed to save all 400 KJV Bibles from landing in a dumpster. I already have my own but I was hoping to ask for advice on what to do with my collection. Should I throw them at liberals? Ship them to a poor village in Africa? I am just not sure but I do know this is a worthwhile investment in The Lord because my Pa said so!
My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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Re: I have amassed 400 KJV Bibles from a bookstore that just closed down! -
11-10-2018, 11:00 PM
Sister Maxine,
The LORD GOD will bless you for this! One of the best things you can do is stand outside your city's most notorious biker bar and hand them out as patrons leave. Include a "How to Get Saved" tract with each Bible.
Another idea is to go to abortion clinics and pass them out to people walking in. Highlight passages in which God speaks of children.
You could also give some to local nursing homes, but those old people probably won't read it. No sense in wasting God's Word. Instead, focus on places like schools, the courthouse, adult bookstores, and anywhere heathens gather (Methodist churches, for instance).
May the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob richly bless you for your part in spreading the Word of God to those who need it most.
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: I have amassed 400 KJV Bibles from a bookstore that just closed down! -
11-11-2018, 12:43 AM
I was considering the abortion clinic. I would love to save some baby murderers shouting Exodus 20:13 at them. They'd be all "wut" then I'd hand them a Bible and say LOOK IT UP! I was also considering mailing some to prominent democrats in hopes they may also change their ways. I notice that another book store "Nonesuch BooksL just closed down. Mayberry I can find more behind that place....
My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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Re: I have amassed 400 KJV Bibles from a bookstore that just closed down! -
11-11-2018, 02:01 AM
Why did you call your father a goober?
Exodus 21:17 - And he that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death.
Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
1 Corinthians 11:13
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Re: I have amassed 400 KJV Bibles from a bookstore that just closed down! -
11-11-2018, 03:21 AM
I'm not allowed to swear, especially to my Pa. He says he's allowed to though because he's the man of the household. Also, goober is the nickname my Ma used to call him and he doesn't seem to mind or take notice when I call him goober.
My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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Re: I have amassed 400 KJV Bibles from a bookstore that just closed down! -
11-11-2018, 08:30 AM
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I was considering the abortion clinic. I would love to save some baby murderers shouting Exodus 20:13 at them. They'd be all "wut" then I'd hand them a Bible and say LOOK IT UP!
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If you really want to be thorough, you need to mention that the type of abortion preferred by God includes death of the mother (Hosea 13:16).
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Re: I have amassed 400 KJV Bibles from a bookstore that just closed down! -
11-12-2018, 06:28 PM
I took your advice Miss Basillisa. I stood outside the local abortion clinic this morning and stayed on the lookout for any potential baby murderers. One lady came out in scrubs and started to yell saying I was scaring off her patients. I asked her what's so scary about spreading the word of God and she threatened to call the cops. I stood my ground on the sidewalk and soon Sheriff Bo came to see what was going on. He recognized me from church and asked how my Pa was doing. I said fine. Soon after that Sheriff Bo started yelling at the Abortion clinician about Ecclesiastes 11:5 “As thou knowest not what is the way of the spirit, nor how the bones do grow in the womb of her that is with child: even so thou knowest not the works of God who maketh all". Sheriff Bo shut her up real good and said he hopes I keep up the good work. Sadly I didn't have anyone else come up to me who wanted a KJV Bible. Should I have thrown them through the window of the abortion clinic? I'm determined to get these in the hands of heathens so i can save them.
My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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Re: I have amassed 400 KJV Bibles from a bookstore that just closed down! -
11-12-2018, 06:39 PM
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Should I have thrown them through the window of the abortion clinic?
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That would depend on whether the window was open. If not, then a broken window would constitute criminal damage (which I assume is an offense even in your benighted part of the country?) and your action would therefore be contrary to Romans 13:1 and Titus 3:1. Mind you, if the window was open, you'd have to be careful not to hit anyone for similar reasons.
You seem very confident that if you can only get these Bibles into the hands of sinners, they will read them. In my experience, they are more likely to sell them to feed their addictions to marijuana, crack cocaine and/or corn-dogs.
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Re: I have amassed 400 KJV Bibles from a bookstore that just closed down! -
11-12-2018, 06:58 PM
I'm aware that I should follow the laws of the land as The Bible states. If I can scare just one lady into changing her mind about an abortion I will consider it a success. I was also on the sidewalk and you don't need a permit to do this in my county (religious freedom). It's Veterans Day and I want to help any way I can.
My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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Re: I have amassed 400 KJV Bibles from a bookstore that just closed down! -
11-12-2018, 07:48 PM
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I was also on the sidewalk and you don't need a permit to do this in my county (religious freedom).
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So you can break anyone's windows/knock people unconscious as long as you're on the sidewalk and motivated by Jesus? That's impressive. Britain is so Godless that you can't even do those things with a permit.
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Re: I have amassed 400 KJV Bibles from a bookstore that just closed down! -
11-12-2018, 07:51 PM
That may be the case in Britain but I am an American in the USA. Born and raised by my Pa and Ma. And you are allowed to protest on the sidewalk where I live ma'am.
My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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Re: I have amassed 400 KJV Bibles from a bookstore that just closed down! -
11-12-2018, 08:02 PM
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That may be the case in Britain but I am an American in the USA. Born and raised by my Pa and Ma. And you are allowed to protest on the sidewalk where I live ma'am.
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Oh, I wasn't questioning that, dear. You don't seem to have understood - I appreciate that you are young and rather inadequately schooled, what with your mother's absence from the family home. It was smashing windows - damage to property - that bothered me. Still, as you didn't actually do it, the problem doesn't arise, does it?
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Re: I have amassed 400 KJV Bibles from a bookstore that just closed down! -
11-12-2018, 09:23 PM
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I'm aware that I should follow the laws of the land as The Bible states. If I can scare just one lady into changing her mind about an abortion I will consider it a success.
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But why, dear? As long as the babies are unsaved trash, God is totally OK with it. You would be more helpful if you tried to explain to the ladies that they don't have to kill their offspring in the womb. God is also totally OK with bashing little babies' heads into stones after they are born (Psalm 137:9).
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Re: I have amassed 400 KJV Bibles from a bookstore that just closed down! -
11-15-2018, 03:04 AM
If you askme, you don't need to buy toilet paper for the next two years.
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Re: I have amassed 400 KJV Bibles from a bookstore that just closed down! -
11-15-2018, 03:22 PM
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If you askme, you don't need to buy toilet paper for the next two years.
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You are confused friend, God does not wipe you, only the camel jockey ISIS terrorists use their hands.
A True Christian™ always wipes twice.
I have no idea why you posted this here and not in the 'True Christian™ Clean Home' section. Perhaps you simply are not that bright.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: I have amassed 400 KJV Bibles from a bookstore that just closed down! -
11-16-2018, 02:02 AM
Is this the same abortion clinic that dumps medical waste in their dumpsters out back, defying the law, medical knowledge, current practice, and common sense? I don't know what good throwing Bibles at women will do unless you want to stress them out more. If your goal is to reach the unsaved, you should know Salvation comes by Faith, and Faith doesn't come by being clobbered with a leatherbound book or ducking one crashing through a window, but by hearing the Word of God (Romans 10:17). Perhaps your time would be better spent reading the Bible out loud from the sidewalk with through a megaphone, for their sake and for your own.
That way you, those frazzled women, and the employees who enable whoredom will know what exactly LORD Almighty Himself says about abortion. As our dear Pastor Levi explains, it's complicated. It's not automatic. It's dependent upon ever so many factors, many of which are available only to Jesus, who exists outside the scope of time and space and knows what we never could (Psalm 147:5).
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As the great hope for Christian apologetics in the modern world, the brilliantly sublime theologian William Lane Craig is quick to point out, sometimes we just need to listen for God's command to kill them all and then let Him sort out whether any were innocent or not. By setting such strong, harsh dichotomies God taught Israel that any assimilation to pagan idolatry is intolerable. It was His way of preserving Israel’s spiritual health and posterity. God knew that if these Canaanite children were allowed to live, they would spell the undoing of Israel. The killing of the Canaanite children not only served to prevent assimilation to Canaanite identity but also served as a shattering, tangible illustration of Israel’s being set exclusively apart for God. Moreover, if we believe, as I do, that God’s grace is extended to those who die in infancy or as small children, the death of these children was actually their salvation. We are so wedded to an earthly, naturalistic perspective that we forget that those who die are happy to quit this earth for heaven’s incomparable joy. Therefore, God does these children no wrong in taking their lives.
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You might be interested to know the claim that God hates abortion is younger than the Happy Meal, and is not based in Scripture but in American Politics. Jesus is greater than American Politics, dear. True Christians™ don't need pithy little catch phrases to Know and Fear the Lord thy God. Knowledge of the Holy Word is enough.
Scriptures tell us the LORD wishes all to come to Him (1 Timothy 2:4), but has no patience or love lost for those who get in the way of His Grand Plan (Isaiah 65:12; Micah 5:15), gross Him out (Romans 1:24; 26-27; Leviticus 20:13), or were never chosen in the first place (John 6:64-5; John 15:16; Romans 8:29-30; Romans 9:11). Jesus has no qualms strategically eliminating individuals ( 2 Kings 1:10-12), groups (1 Kings 18:22-40), children (Exodus 12.29-30; 2 Kings 2:22-23), entire cities (Genesis 19:24), vast regions (Deuteronomy 32:49; Acts 7:45), and even the whole entire world save one righteous man and his small family (2 Peter 2:5) when they are in the way of His Glory. Scripture does not say or even imply unborn babes are an exception to this reality. And why should they? What have they ever done for Christ?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I have amassed 400 KJV Bibles from a bookstore that just closed down! -
11-16-2018, 03:58 AM
I keep wondering where you are going to store 400,000 bibles!
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Re: I have amassed 400 KJV Bibles from a bookstore that just closed down! -
11-16-2018, 05:35 AM
Well...it's 400 Bibles and currently they are all still staying in my living room. This weekend I'll try Mary's advice of shouting relevant scripture from the sidewalk in a megaphone towards the abortion clinic. Can't do it tomorrow because I have school. Also Mary, yes it is the same clinic and on helloween the fetuses were at least able to serve some purpose scaring Sunday school attendees into staying pure for the Lord. Pain in the butt to scrape up though.
My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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