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Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period - 04-20-2014, 01:02 PM

Happy Easter!

Matthew 28:6 He is not here: for he is risen, as he said. Come, see the place where the Lord lay.


Glory!


"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period - 04-20-2014, 01:14 PM

Lord Jesus, if you are reading this. I LOVE YOU AND I THANK YOU SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCH FOR DYING (for a little while anyway) FOR MY SINS!
Happy Easter, all!


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Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period - 04-20-2014, 11:44 PM

Today we not only remember the resurrection of Jesus Christ but also Adolf Hitlers birthday ("Führergeburtstag", still widespread celebrated in Germany when no stranger is present). Let's not forget that Hitler led a heroic fight against godless communism and jewish conspiracy!

It was a very festive day today, after church young and old had lunch together and everyone had an extra bratwurst with sauerkraut. Have a blessed and happy Easter everyone!


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Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period - 04-21-2014, 03:38 AM

But Hitler was a Mary-worshipping papist Cathlick!
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Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period - 04-22-2014, 03:00 PM

You're all wrong, easter is actually about weed. 4/20 blaze it swag yolo
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Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period - 04-22-2014, 03:11 PM

So I hear a lot of talk about this guy called "Jesus".Who is this character exactly? Ive been a Christian my whole life and this is the first ive heard about him. I though Mohammed was the son of god, but some of you are saying that its actually jesus.
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Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period - 04-01-2015, 11:06 PM

Thank you for the reminder Glendora, True Christian families should not participate in pagan activities related to the "easter bunny" !
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Smile Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period - 04-09-2016, 11:23 PM

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Welcome to Easter is about Jesus - Dammit! A seasonal forum where Jesus' favorite followers (us of course!) can help preserve the true meaning of Easter. ENTHUSIASTIC MOTHER GLENDORA

PS No bunnies allowed and this forum will close soon after the anniversary of HIS resurrection.
LOL, why cant we just have Jesus AND piffleing bunnies? Bunnies are awesome, and so is jesus. I see no problem with having bunnnies and chocolate and shit on easter, nor do I see a problem with opening presents under a tree from Santa on Christmas.
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Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period - 04-09-2016, 11:45 PM

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LOL, why cant we just have Jesus AND piffleing bunnies? Bunnies are awesome, and so is jesus. I see no problem with having bunnnies and chocolate and shit on easter, nor do I see a problem with opening presents under a tree from Santa on Christmas.
Bunnies are nice. I present you some who were prepared, fit for anyone slightly hungry


Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period - 04-10-2016, 02:38 PM

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Bunnies are nice. I present you some who were prepared, fit for anyone slightly hungry

Though common sense is rather uncommon is godless Sweden, I have to give proper credit and state that this is the only acceptable use for bunnies.


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Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period - 04-12-2016, 01:02 AM

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I see no problem with having bunnnies and chocolate and shit on easter,


Eww!

Please explain, is eating excrements with your Easter chocolate and bunnies just your private deviation, or is it a common custom among the atheists and other heathens?
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