Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > Easter is About Jesus - Period!
Reload this Page Easter is about Jesus. Period
Easter is About Jesus - Period! A seasonal forum where we celebrate the true meaning of Easter. No bunnies allowed!

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#121)
Old
Freddy Osborne's Avatar
Freddy Osborne Freddy Osborne is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Real American™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture Friend of Jesus Porn Resistant True Christian™ Christian Love True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Tell her once Touched by Jesus Porn Resistant Anti-sodomy Hands Off 

 
Posts: 533
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Love Child of Pastor Osborne
Freddy Osborne is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Freddy Osborne is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Freddy Osborne is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Freddy Osborne is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Freddy Osborne is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Freddy Osborne is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Freddy Osborne is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Freddy Osborne is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Freddy Osborne is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Freddy Osborne is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Freddy Osborne is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period - 04-20-2014, 01:02 PM

Happy Easter!

Matthew 28:6 He is not here: for he is risen, as he said. Come, see the place where the Lord lay.


Glory!


"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
Reply With Quote
(#122)
Old
Mary Thompson's Avatar
Mary Thompson Mary Thompson is offline
True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Friend of Jesus Prayer Warrior Kirk Cameron Fan Club Cleanest Kitchen Most Obedient Real American™ Pro-Life Paula Deen Negro Support Group Cleanest Kitchen True Christian Homemaker Most Obedient In Love With Zeke True Christian™ 

 
Posts: 653
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Freehold, Iowa, God's Nation!
Mary Thompson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mary Thompson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mary Thompson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mary Thompson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mary Thompson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mary Thompson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mary Thompson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mary Thompson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mary Thompson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mary Thompson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mary Thompson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period - 04-20-2014, 01:14 PM

Lord Jesus, if you are reading this. I LOVE YOU AND I THANK YOU SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCH FOR DYING (for a little while anyway) FOR MY SINS!
Happy Easter, all!


Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
Reply With Quote
(#123)
Old
Ex-soccer player's Avatar
Ex-soccer player Ex-soccer player is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Ex-Masturbator Friend of Jesus Ex-eurotrash Eats the Most Pork 

 
Posts: 285
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Islamic Caliphate of Germany
Ex-soccer player is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Ex-soccer player is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Ex-soccer player is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Ex-soccer player is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Ex-soccer player is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Ex-soccer player is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Ex-soccer player is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Ex-soccer player is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Ex-soccer player is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Ex-soccer player is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Ex-soccer player is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period - 04-20-2014, 11:44 PM

Today we not only remember the resurrection of Jesus Christ but also Adolf Hitlers birthday ("Führergeburtstag", still widespread celebrated in Germany when no stranger is present). Let's not forget that Hitler led a heroic fight against godless communism and jewish conspiracy!

It was a very festive day today, after church young and old had lunch together and everyone had an extra bratwurst with sauerkraut. Have a blessed and happy Easter everyone!


Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51
Reply With Quote
(#124)
Old
Mother Of Seven Mother Of Seven is offline
True Christian™ with a quiverful

Quiverful True Christian™ Heaven Bound Friend of Jesus Hatchet Child Rearing Award Touched by Jesus Cleanest Kitchen Best stoning bucket True Christian Beauty One Year/1000 posts In Love With Zeke True Heterosexual™ TC Bravery 

 
Posts: 2,243
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: In the kitchen
Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period - 04-21-2014, 03:38 AM

But Hitler was a Mary-worshipping papist Cathlick!
Reply With Quote
(#125)
Old
ilovegod5's Avatar
ilovegod5 ilovegod5 is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 5
Join Date: Apr 2014
ilovegod5 is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period - 04-22-2014, 03:00 PM

You're all wrong, easter is actually about weed. 4/20 blaze it swag yolo
Reply With Quote
(#126)
Old
ilovegod5's Avatar
ilovegod5 ilovegod5 is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 5
Join Date: Apr 2014
ilovegod5 is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period - 04-22-2014, 03:11 PM

So I hear a lot of talk about this guy called "Jesus".Who is this character exactly? Ive been a Christian my whole life and this is the first ive heard about him. I though Mohammed was the son of god, but some of you are saying that its actually jesus.
Reply With Quote
(#127)
Old
Miguel De Morillo's Avatar
Miguel De Morillo Miguel De Morillo is offline
Unsaved trash
 
 
Posts: 34
Join Date: Apr 2015
Location: Selling Chiclets on the streets of Tijuana
Miguel De Morillo is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Miguel De Morillo is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Miguel De Morillo is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Miguel De Morillo is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Miguel De Morillo is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Miguel De Morillo is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period - 04-01-2015, 11:06 PM

Thank you for the reminder Glendora, True Christian families should not participate in pagan activities related to the "easter bunny" !
Reply With Quote
(#128)
Old
NuclearNinjjaXD NuclearNinjjaXD is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 4
Join Date: Apr 2016
NuclearNinjjaXD is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.NuclearNinjjaXD is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Smile Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period - 04-09-2016, 11:23 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
Welcome to Easter is about Jesus - Dammit! A seasonal forum where Jesus' favorite followers (us of course!) can help preserve the true meaning of Easter. ENTHUSIASTIC MOTHER GLENDORA

PS No bunnies allowed and this forum will close soon after the anniversary of HIS resurrection.
LOL, why cant we just have Jesus AND piffleing bunnies? Bunnies are awesome, and so is jesus. I see no problem with having bunnnies and chocolate and shit on easter, nor do I see a problem with opening presents under a tree from Santa on Christmas.
Reply With Quote
(#129)
Old
Roland's Avatar
Roland Roland is offline
Obese Swedish Meatball
Delusional Forum Member
 

Nutjob Meatball Worshiper Beastiality Hellbound Heathen Bleeding heart liebral Eurotrash Glutton Condemned Reaper Frenchie Barney Spaghettarian Piratefish Grammar Nazi Drunk Numbers Nazi Perv Stalker Panda Sinner Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars One Year/1000 posts Probing for Jesus 

 
Posts: 1,329
Join Date: May 2014
Location: On a mountain with a tree and a midgit
Roland is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Roland is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Roland is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Roland is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Roland is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Roland is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Roland is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Roland is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Roland is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Roland is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Roland is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period - 04-09-2016, 11:45 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by NuclearNinjjaXD View Post
LOL, why cant we just have Jesus AND piffleing bunnies? Bunnies are awesome, and so is jesus. I see no problem with having bunnnies and chocolate and shit on easter, nor do I see a problem with opening presents under a tree from Santa on Christmas.
Bunnies are nice. I present you some who were prepared, fit for anyone slightly hungry


Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Reply With Quote
(#130)
Old
Alvin Moss's Avatar
Alvin Moss Alvin Moss is offline
Serving Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Proud Niglet Sponsorer Touched by Jesus One Year/1000 posts Ex-Masturbator Friend of Jesus Sons of Liberty Porn Resistant Early riser Tell her once Persecuted Bronze Tither Punched the most queers Mission to Korea Trump of GOD True Republican Donald Trump 2016! 2015 Witch Hunt Award Prayer Warrior Kirk Cameron Fan Club Hands Off True Heterosexual™ 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College Nuke of Heaven Crown of Glory Mower Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Crown of Incorruptibility Alternative Facts 

 
Posts: 3,781
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Godly Texas, Besieged by Papist Idol Worshippers
Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period - 04-10-2016, 02:38 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Roland View Post
Bunnies are nice. I present you some who were prepared, fit for anyone slightly hungry

Though common sense is rather uncommon is godless Sweden, I have to give proper credit and state that this is the only acceptable use for bunnies.


And Mr. Ninja, I must warn you that strong language is never welcome. You are a very bad man.


God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
Reply With Quote
(#131)
Old
Basilissa's Avatar
Basilissa Basilissa is offline
South of the Border outreach program
True Christian™
 

Friend of Jesus Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Real American™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Flat Earth Persecuted Prayer Warrior Kirk Cameron Fan Club Bronze Tither Paula Deen Negro Support Group One Year/1000 posts Touched by Jesus In Love With Zeke TC Bravery 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Christian Love Mower Roper Crossburn Guns, Guts and GLORY! Mission to Korea True Christian Lady Ex-eurotrash Landover Mission to The Mexican Realms Trump of GOD Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Saved 1 Year 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Cup of Jesus Crown of Righteousness Crown of Incorruptibility BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts 

 
Posts: 6,419
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period - 04-12-2016, 01:02 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by NuclearNinjjaXD View Post
I see no problem with having bunnnies and chocolate and shit on easter,


Eww!

Please explain, is eating excrements with your Easter chocolate and bunnies just your private deviation, or is it a common custom among the atheists and other heathens?
Reply With Quote
(#132)
Old
Bubba Buck's Avatar
Bubba Buck Bubba Buck is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member

Protected by JESUS Real American™ Flat Earth Ex-Masturbator Porn Resistant 

 
Posts: 47
Join Date: Sep 2016
Location: The great land of the USA!
Bubba Buck has had a couple of people click the rep button.Bubba Buck has had a couple of people click the rep button.Bubba Buck has had a couple of people click the rep button.
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period - 03-18-2017, 07:57 PM

Every Easter I would travel to Manhattan New York to throw King James Bibles and the holy cross at any Jew I could find. I feel so close to the Lord every Easter when I do this. Would any fellow Promise Enforcers like to come with my sometime and split the cost of a hotel room to partake in this most holy duty?
Reply With Quote
(#133)
Old
Thomas Taylor's Avatar
Thomas Taylor Thomas Taylor is online now
Forum Member
Forum Member

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Friend of Jesus Christian Love Touched by Jesus One Year/1000 posts 

 
Posts: 1,071
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: In the Adirondacks Searching for my family
Thomas Taylor is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Thomas Taylor is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Thomas Taylor is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Thomas Taylor is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Thomas Taylor is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Thomas Taylor is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Thomas Taylor is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Thomas Taylor is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Thomas Taylor is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Thomas Taylor is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Thomas Taylor is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period - 03-23-2017, 08:04 AM




This is all you need to know about Easter. Rabbits are not directly mentioned in the Bible so they are of no import. Jesus died for our sins not anybody else's.


John 3:16


“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.”



Brother Larry has kindly agreed to go rabbit hunting this weekend.


YIC
TT


Isaiah 66:15

For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
Reply With Quote
(#134)
Old
Des's Avatar
Des Des is online now
True Christian™
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Real American™ Friend of Jesus Heaven Bound True Christian™ Christian Love Persecuted Porn Resistant Guns, Guts and GLORY! Tell her once Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Sons of Liberty Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior Paula Deen Negro Support Group Early riser Super Soaker Baptism Award One Year/1000 posts Teabag Patriot True Christian Hotrodder Trump of GOD Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! 2015 Witch Hunt Award Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A True Christian Nerd Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars 

 
Posts: 2,316
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Land of Manifest Destiny
Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period - 03-23-2017, 09:25 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Alvin Moss View Post
Though common sense is rather uncommon is godless Sweden, I have to give proper credit and state that this is the only acceptable use for bunnies.
What is that picture? Some revolting Swedish mockery of the all American dish Hausenpfeffer like my dear grandma Olga Muller used to make? Are those peach pits in there? Prunes? Prunes give you diarrhea, and the only people who want diarrhea are homers for anal sodomy sex lubrication.


Filthy gay Swedes, ruining a perfectly good Easter meal with pornographic images!


Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
Reply With Quote
(#135)
Old
handmaiden's Avatar
handmaiden handmaiden is offline
Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
True Christian™

Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian True Christian Lady True Heterosexual™ Cleanest Kitchen Best Pie Best stoning bucket Bronze Tither Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Most Obedient One Year/1000 posts True Republican Super Soaker Baptism Award Eats the Most Pork Ready for the Rapture Persecuted Christian Love Grammar Nazi Trump of GOD Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Teabag Patriot Trumpette Saved 5 Years Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Guns, Guts and GLORY! Alternative Facts 

 
Posts: 3,636
Join Date: May 2010
Location: 39.373117/-76.472688
handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period - 03-23-2017, 10:24 PM

The Bible makes it clear that rabbits are unclean, which is all the more reason for us to hate them for stealing focus from Jesus!



Leviticus 11
5 And the coney, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.


Also see Deuteronomy 14:7.



His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

Guns For God and the Economy
Reply With Quote
(#136)
Old
I Man Rastafari's Avatar
I Man Rastafari I Man Rastafari is offline
Possibly retarded pothead
 

Caution - Poster is on Drugs Negroe Poster Pot Head Thieving Nigra Rapist Caution - Poster is on Drugs Stalker Caution - Poster is Crazy Baggie Democrat 

 
Posts: 757
Join Date: Oct 2015
Location: Here in Babylon
I Man Rastafari is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.I Man Rastafari is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.I Man Rastafari is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.I Man Rastafari is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.I Man Rastafari is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.I Man Rastafari is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.I Man Rastafari is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.I Man Rastafari is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.I Man Rastafari is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.I Man Rastafari is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.I Man Rastafari is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period - 03-24-2017, 04:12 AM

I like Cadbury Eggs at Eastertime. Do you have them here in Babylon? Also I like jelly beans.


Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
Reply With Quote
(#137)
Old
Johny Joe Hold's Avatar
Johny Joe Hold Johny Joe Hold is offline
Mayor of Freehold
 

Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ True Christian Caucasian TC Bravery Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once One Year/1000 posts Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Mayor True Republican Teabag Patriot Ex-liberal Saved 1 Year Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Eats the Most Pork Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Mission to Korea Stamp of Approval Guns ablazin' Trump of GOD Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Pastor Ezekiel BFF of Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts 

 
Posts: 5,371
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period - 03-24-2017, 01:49 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
I like Cadbury Eggs at Eastertime. Do you have them here in Babylon? Also I like jelly beans.
I can see why Negro people do not understand Easter. They think it is a time for candy, not a time to grieve on Friday and celebrate the risen Christ on Sunday. These are very serious matters, not Easter bunnies and jelly beans.

In Freehold, we have no "Easter Egg Hunts" for children. It is, instead, a day of extra time in church behaving. Parents tell me their children do not like Easter. And, why should they? It is a time when the Jews killed Jesus and he was dead until Sunday.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
Reply With Quote
(#138)
Old
MitzaLizalor's Avatar
MitzaLizalor MitzaLizalor is online now
Completely CRAZY for the Lord
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Ready for the Rapture Heaven Bound Mission to Australia Christian Love Real American™ Friend of Jesus Flat Earth TC Bravery The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking One Year/1000 posts Best stoning bucket True Christian Lady Pro-Life True Scientist™ True Christian™ True Christian Artist True Christian Beauty Most Obedient Batman Shooting Survivor Kangi Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior Early riser Nuts for JESUS! Touched by Jesus Color wheel Trumpette Anti-sodomy Hands Off 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 5 Years Stamp of Approval Tagging for Jesus In Love With Zeke BFF of Jesus God's chosen ones Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts 

 
Posts: 7,402
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Yarra Valley
MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period - Yesterday, 11:30 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
I like Cadbury Eggs at Eastertime. Do you have them here in Babylon?
I think you'll find they were invented in "Babylon."




Quote:
Also I like jelly beans.
Here are some chocolate bilbies looking after their eggs. Bilbies are a type of bandicoot. They have fleas. They do not lay eggs and have nothing to do with Jesus. I can send you some if you like?

Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2016 all rights reserved