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Hey, am I allowed in here? -
12-22-2007, 08:28 PM
I'm a guy, but I'm a homosexual. Aww, this forum has the cutest smilies!
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12-22-2007, 08:32 PM
Oops! You did say no homosexuals. That's not very nice. Okay, bye.
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12-22-2007, 08:55 PM
Looks like you answered you own question, gay-boy.
Why don't you let go of your boyfriend's penis, and grab hold of a Bible instead?
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Re: Hey, am I allowed in here? -
12-23-2007, 04:16 AM
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I'm a guy, but I'm a homosexual. Aww, this forum has the cutest smilies!
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A waste of a guy.
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12-23-2007, 05:23 AM
Most likely not gay just a troll. If he was really gay I doubt he would just run in yelling "I'M GAY" then ask if hes allowed here. He would be spending his time on the interwebz searching for porn and other ways to go to hell.
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12-23-2007, 09:24 AM
When you drive cars with gold coulored wheels, an abomination also known as a "Scooby", you are most definitely a homer/lezzer.
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Re: Hey, am I allowed in here? -
12-23-2007, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben
Looks like you answered you own question, gay-boy.
Why don't you let go of your boyfriend's penis, and grab hold of a Bible instead?
Pastor Billy-Reuben
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Pastor
You forgot an intermediate step.
1. Remove hand
2. WASH YOUR HANDS
3. Grab the Bible
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01-06-2008, 08:38 AM
Of course you are'nt allowed here. Theres something wrong with being gay everyone knows that.
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01-07-2008, 05:18 PM
audi's are the gay car of choice. We have done research on this and welcome you to pop by. link on my profile.
There are several classifications to be wary of. chav, curry, old perv, sodomite etc.
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All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.
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01-07-2008, 05:42 PM
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audi's are the gay car of choice. We have done research on this and welcome you to pop by. link on my profile.
There are several classifications to be wary of. chav, curry, old perv, sodomite etc.
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I don't want to disagree with a fellow member, but I'm sure you wanted to refer to the Audi TT.
An Audi RS4, whilst still German Eurotrash, is not as gay as, say, an MX5 or a Lotus Elise. And then I deliberately forget cars like the Fiat Doblo or Multipla.
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01-08-2008, 03:03 PM
Someone needs to get this gaylord a TRUCK. That'd get his mind off of sodomizing children in no time. I know when I drive mine, I can only think of 13 year old virgins and the Holy Bible.
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01-10-2008, 02:46 AM
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Of course you are'nt allowed here. Theres something wrong with being gay everyone knows that.
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Would someone care to explain to me exactly WHAT is wrong with being gay? Oh, other than the fact that some really old book at one point says it's wrong, and then says that you should love your neighbours like yourselves (meaning that being a homophobe is breaking one of the 10 commandments).
Homophobes are just people who are insecure with their sexuality (or, for some, small male genetalia that are often mistaken for the clitoris.)
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01-20-2008, 02:45 AM
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Would someone care to explain to me exactly WHAT is wrong with being gay? Oh, other than the fact that some really old book at one point says it's wrong...
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Dear Friend,
Homosexuals are invariably child molesters. Are you in favor of that?
Yours in Him,
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01-21-2008, 05:04 AM
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Dear Friend,
Homosexuals are invariably child molesters. Are you in favor of that?
Yours in Him,
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that is extremely narrow-minded, why would a guy like children just because he likes men? there are millions of gay people who arent child molesters, the child molestering type are probably less than 1% and that goes for straight people too
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01-21-2008, 06:23 AM
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that is extremely narrow-minded, why would a guy like children just because he likes men? there are millions of gay people who arent child molesters, the child molestering type are probably less than 1% and that goes for straight people too
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Because all queers are perverts, and only a pervert would want to bugger a little boy.
Are you that dense woman?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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01-21-2008, 06:25 AM
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that is extremely narrow-minded, why would a guy like children just because he likes men? there are millions of gay people who arent child molesters, the child molestering type are probably less than 1% and that goes for straight people too
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Right... just type in your zip code and you will see..
http://www.nationalalertregistry.com...yword=pedifile
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Re: Hey, am I allowed in here? -
02-12-2008, 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben
Looks like you answered you own question, gay-boy.
Why don't you let go of your boyfriend's penis, and grab hold of a Bible instead?
Pastor Billy-Reuben
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That doesn't seem like the Christan thing to say now does it?
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Re: Hey, am I allowed in here? -
02-12-2008, 12:28 AM
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That doesn't seem like the Christan thing to say now does it?
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Did you know that God not only hates homers, but He also hates those who defend them or offer them comfort?
Its in the Bible, son. Better watch your step.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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