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Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like? -
07-27-2007, 03:05 AM
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Breast feeding makes little boys gay and should NEVER be done.
You are such a silly little man. 
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Don't you think that it would get them turned on to breasts and make them straight? You people confuse me.
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Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like? -
07-27-2007, 05:15 AM
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Don't you think that it would get them turned on to breasts and make them straight? You people confuse me.
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No Miss Icksy, you are confused because you are an empty-headed female without any man to tell you what to do and think. It has been well-established by Landover creation scientists that breast-feeding is a gateway sin. Take a look at THIS action alert, and get right with God!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like? -
07-27-2007, 11:35 AM
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Of course thier all the same, thier perverted and only care about a womans body, and not about her personality.
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Perversion is a term and concept describing those types of human behavior that are perceived to be a deviation from what is considered to be orthodox or normal.
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If all men display the same behaviour, then it is, by definition, normal. If something is normal, it cannot be perverted. Sounds like someone needs to put down the SCUM manifesto and pick up the Holy Bible, and fast.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like? -
07-29-2007, 09:03 PM
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Don't you think that it would get them turned on to breasts and make them straight? You people confuse me.
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You would think so wouldn't you?
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Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like? -
08-12-2007, 01:23 AM
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Everybody knows that T-shirts were designed by minions of the Devil to help harlots, tarts, and other immoral women show off their unmentionables!
I should warn the women of Landover that one or two of the following photographs may be offensive, but they are a good example of how a good Christian or decent woman should and should not dress. Do we need to explain in which photos the harlot is deliberately showing off her hoochies in a blatant atempt to stop men thinking about Jesus?
The first are as women ought to dress the one with the red dress is borderline -- it is not as bad as a T-shirt, but the top button should be done up.
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You talk about how you want women having bigger breasts...unnaturally bigger breasts, then refer to breasts as unmentionables and say how they stop men from thinking about Jesus. I think you've got some contradictions to work out.
May the world crash and bury you alive.
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Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like? -
08-12-2007, 07:29 AM
Miss, there are no contradictions where Godly men are concerned. If GOD tells them something is so, then it is so. It don't matter what it is, if God says it, it's fact, regardless of whether or not others might call it a 'contradiction'.
Some say the bible's full of them 'contradictions'. They are merely tests for the faithful and to weed out the unbelievers.
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Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like? -
04-19-2008, 11:10 PM
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Friend, restrain yourself. For satan has clearly corrupted your mind with this video of devils dumplings! That female is inappropriately clothed! Why, if she were my wife I would strike her for posing for other men like this. For shame friend! Pray that you be corrupted no more! Such unclean thoughts and unclean images are reserved for the bedroom of a man and wife and no where else! What next? Will you import tentacle images from Godless Japan? Will it be dykes you lust for next? For shame brother. Pray, pray for strength.
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Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like? -
04-20-2008, 03:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
It has been well-established by Landover creation scientists that breast-feeding is a gateway sin.
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Now hold on a tic, mate. Breastfed tikes have 80% less viral and bacterial infections than bottle fed babies, and all but one of every thousand cases of colic are in the bottle feeding little ones.
With numbers like that, doesn't it suggest that God would support a mum suckling her kid on her own milk?
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Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like? -
04-20-2008, 04:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Silent Wench
Now hold on a tic, mate. Breastfed tikes have 80% less viral and bacterial infections than bottle fed babies, and all but one of every thousand cases of colic are in the bottle feeding little ones.
With numbers like that, doesn't it suggest that God would support a mum suckling her kid on her own milk?
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Shut your yap, feminazi! Who are you to be lecturing a True Christian™ Pastor on the subject of breastfeeding? 
Do you even have your husbands' permission to be in here discussing God's Holy Plan? 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like? -
04-20-2008, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Rayviathae
You talk about how you want women having bigger breasts...unnaturally bigger breasts, then refer to breasts as unmentionables and say how they stop men from thinking about Jesus. I think you've got some contradictions to work out.
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I think you need to learn some respect and get some Faith.
If you had Faith you would not be knit-picking. You would know in your heart of hearts the Truth and would not go around making trouble.
And what's with this breast fixation anyway? Do you feel your's are small?
Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."
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