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Default Hey, am I allowed in here? - 12-22-2007, 08:28 PM

I'm a guy, but I'm a homosexual. Aww, this forum has the cutest smilies!
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Default Re: Hey, am I allowed in here? - 12-22-2007, 08:32 PM

Oops! You did say no homosexuals. That's not very nice. Okay, bye.
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Default Re: Hey, am I allowed in here? - 12-22-2007, 08:55 PM

Looks like you answered you own question, gay-boy.

Why don't you let go of your boyfriend's penis, and grab hold of a Bible instead?

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Default Re: Hey, am I allowed in here? - 12-23-2007, 04:16 AM

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I'm a guy, but I'm a homosexual. Aww, this forum has the cutest smilies!
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Default Re: Hey, am I allowed in here? - 12-23-2007, 05:23 AM

Most likely not gay just a troll. If he was really gay I doubt he would just run in yelling "I'M GAY" then ask if hes allowed here. He would be spending his time on the interwebz searching for porn and other ways to go to hell.
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Default Re: Hey, am I allowed in here? - 12-23-2007, 09:24 AM

When you drive cars with gold coulored wheels, an abomination also known as a "Scooby", you are most definitely a homer/lezzer.



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Default Re: Hey, am I allowed in here? - 12-23-2007, 07:57 PM

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Looks like you answered you own question, gay-boy.

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You forgot an intermediate step.

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Default Re: Hey, am I allowed in here? - 01-06-2008, 08:38 AM

Of course you are'nt allowed here. Theres something wrong with being gay everyone knows that.
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Default Re: Hey, am I allowed in here? - 01-07-2008, 05:18 PM

audi's are the gay car of choice. We have done research on this and welcome you to pop by. link on my profile.
There are several classifications to be wary of. chav, curry, old perv, sodomite etc.



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Default Re: Hey, am I allowed in here? - 01-07-2008, 05:42 PM

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There are several classifications to be wary of. chav, curry, old perv, sodomite etc.
I don't want to disagree with a fellow member, but I'm sure you wanted to refer to the Audi TT.

An Audi RS4, whilst still German Eurotrash, is not as gay as, say, an MX5 or a Lotus Elise. And then I deliberately forget cars like the Fiat Doblo or Multipla.


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Default Re: Hey, am I allowed in here? - 01-08-2008, 03:03 PM

Someone needs to get this gaylord a TRUCK. That'd get his mind off of sodomizing children in no time. I know when I drive mine, I can only think of 13 year old virgins and the Holy Bible.


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Default Re: Hey, am I allowed in here? - 01-10-2008, 02:46 AM

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Of course you are'nt allowed here. Theres something wrong with being gay everyone knows that.
Would someone care to explain to me exactly WHAT is wrong with being gay? Oh, other than the fact that some really old book at one point says it's wrong, and then says that you should love your neighbours like yourselves (meaning that being a homophobe is breaking one of the 10 commandments).

Homophobes are just people who are insecure with their sexuality (or, for some, small male genetalia that are often mistaken for the clitoris.)
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Default Re: Hey, am I allowed in here? - 01-20-2008, 02:45 AM

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Would someone care to explain to me exactly WHAT is wrong with being gay? Oh, other than the fact that some really old book at one point says it's wrong...
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Homosexuals are invariably child molesters. Are you in favor of that?

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Default Re: Hey, am I allowed in here? - 01-21-2008, 05:04 AM

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Homosexuals are invariably child molesters. Are you in favor of that?

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that is extremely narrow-minded, why would a guy like children just because he likes men? there are millions of gay people who arent child molesters, the child molestering type are probably less than 1% and that goes for straight people too
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that is extremely narrow-minded, why would a guy like children just because he likes men? there are millions of gay people who arent child molesters, the child molestering type are probably less than 1% and that goes for straight people too
Because all queers are perverts, and only a pervert would want to bugger a little boy.

Are you that dense woman?


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that is extremely narrow-minded, why would a guy like children just because he likes men? there are millions of gay people who arent child molesters, the child molestering type are probably less than 1% and that goes for straight people too
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Default Re: Hey, am I allowed in here? - 02-12-2008, 12:24 AM

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Looks like you answered you own question, gay-boy.

Why don't you let go of your boyfriend's penis, and grab hold of a Bible instead?

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That doesn't seem like the Christan thing to say now does it?
Did you know that God not only hates homers, but He also hates those who defend them or offer them comfort?

Its in the Bible, son. Better watch your step.


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