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Default Biblical Example Needed - 08-17-2015, 03:49 PM

I have been looking for a solution to a legal problem: Recently, we had the bathroom totally refurbished and it requires a wall-painting. Do not read that as “one wall needs painting” I mean a masterpiece for the wall and I was taken by the version of “The Rape of the Sabine Women” by da Cortona which adds a dash of Christian culture wherever it is displayed.






We know that this is a Christian piece of art because it’s old and there are many versions of it. The conclusion is that as only the rich can afford real “art”, and God blesses Christians, therefore rich people are spiritually high Christians, then the painting must too be Christian: It does indeed reflect God’s orders to Moses:

Nu:31:1: And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
Nu:31:2: Avenge the children of Israel of the Midianites: afterward shalt thou be gathered unto thy people.
Nu:31:3: And Moses spake unto the people, saying, Arm some of yourselves unto the war, and let them go against the Midianites, and avenge the LORD of Midian.
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Nu:31:9: And the children of Israel took all the women of Midian captives, and their little ones, and took the spoil of all their cattle, and all their flocks, and all their goods
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Nu:31:14: And Moses was wroth with the officers of the host, with the captains over thousands, and captains over hundreds, which came from the battle.
Nu:31:15: And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved all the women alive?
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Nu:31:17: Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.
Nu:31:18: But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.

Well, I sent for a life-size copy, hand-painted by the finest craftsmen in Shenzhen Province, but, by mistake wrote “The *Rap* of the Sabine Women” and received a CD of a negro gentleman chanting gibberish – I can send you a copy if you want, and I still don’t have my wall-painting and the company is refusing to credit me with the cost or take it back.

Now I have looked through the Bible, and I can find only one place in which there is a record of a genuine mistake that goes unpunished: In Exodus, Moses and Aaron go up the mountain and speak to God. Aaron comes down and tells this to the Children of Israel and then he makes a mistake that anyone could make: Aaron builds a Golden Calf to the “gods that brought you out of Egypt”. Now this is a genuine mistake – Aaron obviously went up Mount Horeb with Moses but, due to lack of oxygen or the overawing presence of God, he received the impression that he had seen some pagan gods and that those gods had led him and everyone else out of Egypt.

Ex:32:1: And when the people saw that Moses delayed to come down out of the mount, the people gathered themselves together unto Aaron, and said unto him, Up, make us gods, which shall go before us; for as for this Moses, the man that brought us up out of the land of Egypt, we wot not what is become of him.
Ex:32:2: And Aaron said unto them, Break off the golden earrings, which are in the ears of your wives, of your sons, and of your daughters, and bring them unto me.
Ex:32:3: And all the people brake off the golden earrings which were in their ears, and brought them unto Aaron.
Ex:32:4: And he received them at their hand, and fashioned it with a graving tool, after he had made it a molten calf: and they said, These be thy gods, O Israel, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt.

Usually, building an altar to false gods would be the sort of thing that would be punished by the earth opening up and swallowing you and a few thousand others, but here The Lord must have omnisciently known what Aaron was doing but did not want to interrupt his talk with Moses and therefore, when the Commandments were done, He told Moses to deal with it on his way back.

Moses did and Aaron (and his seed) remained the chief priest of the Israelites, because it was a genuine mistake – one that anyone could make.

OK, I made a genuine mistake but I am a True Christian: I have confessed and repented. I have prayed to God to intercede in this matter but I realize that much of His Time (although He is not affected by time) is taken up with choosing Mr Trump as the next POTUS, and so He is busy.

I think what I am after is more an instance where someone Biblical, is denied his rights and the perp gets wasted horribly – I could fit that into my next letter to the company.

Can anyone help here?





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Bible Re: Biblical Example Needed - 08-17-2015, 04:28 PM

Brother,

God is undoubtedly on your side. Hence, you are a soldier (officer status, most likely admiral or higher) in the army of the Living God. Thus, 1 Samuel 17:33-36 is relevant:

And Saul said to David, Thou art not able to go against this Philistine [your perpetrator] to fight with him: for thou art but a youth, and he a man of war from his youth. And David said unto Saul, Thy servant kept his father's sheep, and there came a lion, and a bear, and took a lamb out of the flock: And I went out after him, and smote him, and delivered [it] out of his mouth: and when he arose against me, I caught [him] by his beard, and smote him, and slew him [this is the way they get wasted]. Thy servant slew both the lion and the bear: and this uncircumcised Philistine shall be as one of them, seeing he hath defied the armies of the living God.

I'm also praying for your mural. Based on the artwork I counted that it contains several marriage proposals with the cumulative worth of 250 shekels.


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Default Re: Biblical Example Needed - 08-17-2015, 05:14 PM

Brother Bathfire, I wonder whether the recent smiting of Tianjin, a mere 1200 miles or so to the north, might have been Our Lord's way of sending a warning to the Shenzhenites. You might want to suggest this in your next letter. I am certain that there are many appropriate references to such events.

I am convinced that with His help you will prevail and commend you for your True Christian™ restraint in not heading over there to deal with these heathens in person.

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Default Re: Biblical Example Needed - 08-17-2015, 08:02 PM

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Brother,

God is undoubtedly on your side. Hence, you are a soldier (officer status, most likely admiral or higher) in the army of the Living God. Thus, 1 Samuel 17:33-36 is relevant:
Yes. I rather like 1 Samuel 17:33-36: there’s a bear, a lion and a Philistine and they all get wasted for refusing to agree with a Christian.
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I'm also praying for your mural. Based on the artwork I counted that it contains several marriage proposals with the cumulative worth of 250 shekels.
I rather think you get captive virgins free, but I suppose you could adopt them and sell them on. For fellow Christians, I'd charge the Biblical price but for foreigners, I auction them.
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Brother Bathfire, I wonder whether the recent smiting of Tianjin, a mere 1200 miles or so to the north, might have been Our Lord's way of sending a warning to the Shenzhenites.
Nice touch - Praise! God did respond to my prayer!





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