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Pray for my Messican Neighbor -
10-21-2016, 02:09 PM
This past weekend, a man rented the studio apartment down the hall from me. It was obvious he was Messican or a light skinned nigra so I immediately installed a security system since I felt like the LORD told me to. I don't know what kind of drugs he sells but I am keeping a close watch because I don't want my gentrified block going ghetto.
Last evening was the first I had any confrontations with him and I am concerned - which is why I ask for prayer for his Salvation®. He got on the elevator and looked over at me (Obviously looking to see if I was carrying my wallet). Imagine my surprise when he spoke to me in American (although with a weird accent). He said:
"Hey, where all the beaches at, mang?" I replied, "Well, the beaches are all out on Long Island mostly - but there is a nice beach in Staten Island, too." He looked at me like I had three heads.
"No, mang!" He said. "Where all the BEACHES, mang? BEACHES!" I repeated what I had told him and he seemed to grow angry for some reason.
"You probably never had a beach in your life, mang." I told him that I most certainly had been to a beach but that I don't care for beaches because of the nudity. He shook his head and said:
"I'll make you my beach if you don't just shut up, mang."
I told him that I didn't think the building super would want anyone building a beach but that he could ask. When we got to our floor he smirked at me and said, "You are a special kind of stupid, mang."
I told him that I was a certified equine gnathologist but that didn't seem to impress him. I slipped a few tracts about being born again under his door before I went to bed last night. Pray that he doesn't rob us and that he will find Jesus.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Pray for my Messican Neighbor -
10-21-2016, 03:08 PM
Have you done any Trump chalking around your building Brother Larry? If not, you might try it - he may get the message and self-deport before Trump becomes president. Those illegal's have their own beaches down in Mexico, so they don't need to use ours.
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Re: Pray for my Messican Neighbor -
10-21-2016, 06:26 PM
What does "mang" mean exactly?
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Re: Pray for my Messican Neighbor -
10-21-2016, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
"Hey, where all the beaches at, mang?"
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Brother Larry, you can tell him that there are a lot of beaches in the Río Grande. By the time he gets there, we will be waiting for him, and will put him to work on the wall. That will leave you in peace for a while.
And he WILL rob you, if you leave the opportunity open. So no security measures are too much. I'm one of them, so I'm speaking from my own experience. If I hadn't encountered Jesus, I will be trying to mug white people.
And if he tells you that he found Jesus, please be aware that a lot of Messicans are called Jesus, so maybe he is talking about a cousin and not the Lord our Savior.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: Pray for my Messican Neighbor -
10-22-2016, 03:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Nahkriin
What does "mang" mean exactly?
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Is it short for Manga?
Manga is not Godly just take a look at this..
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Re: Pray for my Messican Neighbor -
10-22-2016, 04:34 AM
I am skilled at Mexican identification, owing to my geographical position, vis a vis Mexico. I believe that I recognize this type of Mexican. Does he wear a hair net? If so, does he wear a wife beater undershirt and shiny reddish brown shoes? Does he occasionally dress up by putting on a loud short sleeve shirt, unbuttoned and untucked, over his wife beater? Usually, the only normal appearance noted in this type of Mexican is the perfectly normal way they wear their pants, way up over the belly button.
If all these traits seem familiar, I must caution you that this man is probably a burglar. Some of them also work at small stores frequented by others of their ilk, at the behest of their parole officer. This store working is another tell tale sign. My advice is to brandish your revolver at your earliest convenience and be sure to be clear that it is always with you and never left at home when you are not there. In this fashion, this burglar will be made wary of molesting you.
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Re: Pray for my Messican Neighbor -
10-22-2016, 04:13 PM
I think mang is a slang for manga, some asian art style or something which is pretty much the same as anime (which is evil)
Messicans tend to say the B sound when they mean to say the P sound, so I think he wants manga peaches. Peaches have a crack in the lower back so a manga peach must mean......you know.
I will pray for him SINCERILY considering he wants to find a you-know-what.
God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
Revelation 12:9
Job 39:9
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Re: Pray for my Messican Neighbor -
10-22-2016, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Nahkriin
What does "mang" mean exactly?
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I tend to think of it as their cultural slang for what they call each other - like all the nigras call each other "bro". "Mang" is short for "mange" - a skin disease caused by parasitic mites. It relates to their bathing habits (i.e. lack of them).
Well, that's my take on it - I could be wrong.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: Pray for my Messican Neighbor -
10-22-2016, 05:42 PM
Could it be French? "Mangue"
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Re: Pray for my Messican Neighbor -
10-22-2016, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
Could it be French? "Mangue"
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Uh, that's not French.
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Re: Pray for my Messican Neighbor -
10-25-2016, 12:37 AM
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.... It was obvious he was Messican or a light skinned nigra ...
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There is a simple test to determine which he his. Hand him a weed whacker. If he starts it up, he's a Messican. If he tries to walk off with it, he's a light skinned nigra.
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Re: Pray for my Messican Neighbor -
10-29-2016, 01:03 PM
I am praying for you- he seems disturbed, and I don't know how he would make you his 'beach'. It is probably a term Nigra's use, and I am glad you installed security equipment with such a dangerous individual nearby.
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Re: Pray for my Messican Neighbor -
11-01-2016, 01:53 PM
So far, my security system seems to have dissuaded my thief neighbor from attempting a break-in. None of my other neighbors - even those without security systems - have experienced losses recently.
Still, I maintain vigilance with regard to this beaner. God would, of course, want me to try and save this man's soul, so I placed a tract called "Let's Taco 'bout JESUS" under his door a couple of nights ago and I have been trying to improve my skills at speaking Messican in the unlikely event that he decides to discuss Salvation® with me.
I noted a lot of Tecate empties in the dumpster this week. Disgusting, since we have a separate dumpster for recycling.
Continue those prayers, people.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Pray for my Messican Neighbor -
11-01-2016, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
I noted a lot of Tecate empties in the dumpster this week. Disgusting, since we have a separate dumpster for recycling.
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Mexicans are very similar to Negroes in many respects, owing to the fact that they are Hamites. One similarity is that they will not follow any rules of any kind, unless they happen to feel like it. This is why they drive the way they do. This is why they do not pay the income tax. This is why they walk five abreast on the sidewalk and three of them can completely block the aisle in the grocery store. This is why they put garbage in the recycling bin and recyclables in the garbage.
For many years, I thought they did these things to be rude, because they are very rude people, but I have determined that they simply do not know any better. Their only hope is salvation, but that is unlikely due to the fact that they are in thrall to the Roman Pope.
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Re: Pray for my Messican Neighbor -
11-02-2016, 10:05 PM
When your neighbor said where the beaches at! By beaches he means female dogs(by female dogs he means girls)
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Re: Pray for my Messican Neighbor -
11-04-2016, 03:44 AM
Can anyone answer this for sure, absolutely for sure? Do Messicans really understand each other when the jabber like they do?
They nod and act like they understand, but do they really? I've always had my doubts.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Pray for my Messican Neighbor -
11-05-2016, 04:56 PM
I understand your confusion and horror that there might be a Messican or Negro living in your apartment building. First you need to understand what you're dealing with, because they have different breeding, different cultures, and different God-given proclivities from you and I. I have traveled this country, our Inner Cities, and throughout Asia and Latin America for my various business operations, and I have developed a keen ability to recognize the difference between Messicans and Negroes.
This is a Messican.
This is a Negro.
Let me know if you have any more difficulty. I have become so skilled at recognizing the difference between subhuman categories that I can spot the difference between Gooks and Slants.
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Re: Pray for my Messican Neighbor -
11-05-2016, 07:18 PM
Brother Worthington,
From your post I can now verify this person is a Messican. He seems to be laying low since nothing has yet been reported stolen from my building, but perhaps he goes out late at night to steal in other neighborhoods. My Christian principles of course require me to treat him with the Love of Jesus® so I have not yet complained to the building management of the grave danger that is among us.
I can't thank all of you enough for your concern and prayers. I suppose it is inevitable that he will be evicted for non payment of rent or because of increased police activity here; but until that day comes I will simply remain vigilant and encourage my neighbors to report anything suspicious. His lack of clear American speech and his obvious criminal bent is disturbing, but the LORD GOD is my protector. (2 Thessalonians 3:3)
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Pray for my Messican Neighbor -
01-11-2017, 04:37 PM
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When your neighbor said where the beaches at! By beaches he means female dogs(by female dogs he means girls)
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Now that's just ridiculous. Who are you, knave? Are you a messican, trying to make me feel safe and let down my guard so this criminal can attack me late at night?
I mean, so far he's not bothered me or anyone else, but it's just a matter of time before his crime spree becomes the topic of every news cast in the city. I'm sure of it.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Pray for my Messican Neighbor -
01-11-2017, 05:22 PM
Brother Larry, I am skilled at Mexican matters, owing to the proximity of their empire to my own home. Please do not be soothed into a non-vigilant state because no items of value have mysteriously disappeared. Many Mexicans have given up the practice of burglary in order to attend to their drug businesses. These businesses can be quite lucrative and, as a result, they can attract unsavory elements. Many of them are armed with gold plated pistols, which they like to produce on the slightest pretext and then begin shooting. They are notoriously bad shots, owing to the constant state of drunkenness that is usual among the Mexican race. Thus, they rarely hit their intended target, instead massacring onlookers and passersby.
My advice is to be wary of this wretch and his associates and to obtain a Kevlar vest and possibly an entire suit of Kevlar clothes at your earliest convenience. A speed loader for your revolver would be well got also.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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