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Default Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless - 06-27-2007, 12:28 AM

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Being a monkey worshipping atheist, you have no limits or moral compass at all.
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Worship:
1. a. trans. To honour or revere as a supernatural being or power, or as a holy thing; to regard or approach with veneration; to adore with appropriate acts, rites, or ceremonies.
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Atheist:
1. One who denies or disbelieves the existence of a God.
2. One who practically denies the existence of a God by disregard of moral obligation to Him; a godless man.
Stop contradicting yourself. Are we atheists or deists?



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Default Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless - 06-27-2007, 12:46 AM

While this has nothing to do with the scourge of "manties", I do believe that THIS should answer your questions completely.

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The Religion Of Atheism
By Rev. Bill McGinnis, Editor
INTERNET DAILY CHAPEL


A person's religion is the sum total of his beliefs about God and the supernatural. Christianity, Judaism, and Islam are the three largest "monotheistic" religions, with belief one God, Creator Of The Universe.

Some religions are "polytheistic," with belief in many gods, each with different functions.

Atheism is the religion whose belief about God is that there is no God.

Some Atheists, for their own political reasons, assert that Atheism is not a religion but instead is the total absence of religion. This allows them to spread their Atheistic beliefs freely in societies which insist on "separation of church and state."

But this is like saying that "black," (which physicists define as the total absence of color) is not a color. The car I drive is a big, old Chevrolet, whose color is black. In common practice throughout the world, "black" is understood to be a color, despite the technical definition of the physicists. Likewise, "Atheism" is a religion, despite any technical definitions to the contrary.

If black is a color, then Atheism is a religion.

If Atheism is a religion, then it must be subject to the same legal restrictions imposed by governments on all other religions. In particular, in the United States, the teaching of Atheism must be prohibited wherever the teaching of Christianity is prohibited.

But where is Atheism being taught? Atheism is being taught, by default, in all places where other religions cannot be taught, particularly in the public schools.

When the State mandates that the Theory of Evolution be taught as fact, that is establishing the religion of Atheism, because the Theory of Evolution asserts that all life forms are created not by God, but by pre-existing natural processes. This is pure Atheism! If we are not created by God, then there might as well be no God, for all the difference He makes.

The mere fact that many scientists are Atheists does not entitle them to establish Atheism as our State Religion!

When the State prohibits free discussion of God in the classroom, that is establishing the religion of Atheism. Wherever the State permits Atheistic ideas to be spread but prohibits Theistic ideas, that is establishing the religion of Atheism.

Therefore I urge you to understand clearly in your mind that Atheism is a religion, just as Christianity, Judaism, and Islam are religions. And any restrictions placed on Christianity, Judaism, or Islam must also be placed on Atheism. Atheism must not be allowed to slip through its little loophole any longer, by pretending it is not a religion.

Blessings to you in the name of the One God, Creator of the Universe.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless - 06-27-2007, 12:56 AM

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While this has nothing to do with the scourge of "manties", I do believe that THIS should answer your questions completely.
Yes, a biased reference article from a Reverend whose actual qualifications remain unannounced. You just keep outdoing yourself with these things, Zeke.

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But this is like saying that "black," (which physicists define as the total absence of color) is not a color. The car I drive is a big, old Chevrolet, whose color is black. In common practice throughout the world, "black" is understood to be a color, despite the technical definition of the physicists. Likewise, "Atheism" is a religion, despite any technical definitions to the contrary.
This argues that general perception overrules scientific fact. In other words, it is flawed reasoning and fails to drive home any significant point other than the author's own ineptitude at factual debating without the use of fallacious reasoning.

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If black is a color, then Atheism is a religion.
A false analogy, pure and simple. Colors=/=religions

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If Atheism is a religion, then it must be subject to the same legal restrictions imposed by governments on all other religions. In particular, in the United States, the teaching of Atheism must be prohibited wherever the teaching of Christianity is prohibited.
1. He has yet to prove that Atheism is a religion
2. Atheism can not be "taught." Science can, atheism can not.

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When the State mandates that the Theory of Evolution be taught as fact, that is establishing the religion of Atheism, because the Theory of Evolution asserts that all life forms are created not by God, but by pre-existing natural processes. This is pure Atheism! If we are not created by God, then there might as well be no God, for all the difference He makes.
Atheism=/=science--Again, he is using fallacious reasoning and digging a nice, deep grave for himself.

So, a few more things to add to your to-do list:
-Learn how to debate and use unbiased, factual sources
-Refrain from blatantly contradicting yourself
-Refrain from logical fallacies and fallacious reasoning



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Default Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless - 06-27-2007, 07:44 PM

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Friend, I'm sadly used to vicious secularists launching bigoted attacks on our devout Church, but this is a step too far. Pastor Ezekiel is not a mudslime in any shape or form whatsoever! You take that back!

You're right. I'm sorry, Pastor Ezekiel. Sometimes I get so uppity I can't help it. I'm sorry, Jesus!

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Default Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless - 06-28-2007, 07:16 AM

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Yes, they are outlined in the pages of the Holy Bible.

Being a monkey worshiping atheist, you have no limits or moral compass at all.

Jesus guides us.
I'm not an Atheist mate, I'm Agnostic.
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