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Default Re: Tipping your waiter for good service. - 08-01-2013, 06:38 AM

~Galatians 3:28 "There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is no male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus."

~Romans 2:11
"For God shows no partiality."

~John 13:16
"Truly, truly, I say to you, a servant is not greater than his master, nor is a messenger greater than the one who sent him."

~Leviticus 19:33-34
“When a stranger sojourns with you in your land, you shall not do him wrong. You shall treat the stranger who sojourns with you as the native among you, and you shall love him as yourself, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God."

~Colossians 1:16-17
"For by him all things were created, in heaven and on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or dominions or rulers or authorities—all things were created through him and for him. And he is before all things, and in him all things hold together."

~Romans 3:23
"For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God,"


That is exactly what I am saying to you, my friend. You are no better than myself, nor any person of Middle Eastern descent. Not in the eyes of the Lord our God. You seem to forget that Jesus was born of Bethlehem, and was born of his Palestinian mother.
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Default Re: Hypocrisy - 08-01-2013, 06:45 AM

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I take this to mean that each of you consider yourself free from sin, as quick as you are to condemn your brothers and sisters, for are we not all children of God?

And for my words you would condemn me as a "witch" or "unsaved trash," how confident you must be in your salvation...
You sound like a mealy mouthed whiny little jew!
The Good Christians of LBC don't make the rules about who God blesses on Earth as in Heaven, nor who he despises in the same, they mearly read His Text and can see the world around them for what it is. A world full of sinful darkies who cant keep their oozy privates off of each other.


Hebrews 2:14 - Forasmuch then as the children are partakers of flesh and blood, he also himself likewise took part of the same; that through death he might destroy him that had the power of death, that is, the devil


Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.



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Default Re: Hypocrisy - 08-01-2013, 06:51 AM

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You sound like a mealy mouthed whiny little jew!
The Good Christians of LBC don't make the rules about who God blesses on Earth as in Heaven, nor who he despises in the same, they mearly read His Text and can see the world around them for what it is. A world full of sinful darkies who cant keep their oozy privates off of each other.


Hebrews 2:14 - Forasmuch then as the children are partakers of flesh and blood, he also himself likewise took part of the same; that through death he might destroy him that had the power of death, that is, the devil
When you die, it will be twice. Do you honestly believe that when you are in front of our Lord on judgement day, he will look upon your life, and the way you treat your fellow man, and be pleased? Did God not create all life? Is all life not sacred? Why then do you feel the need to discriminate against your brothers but for the color of their skin?

I am not Jewish, although if this is the company I keep as a Christian, that is not saying much.
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Default Re: Hypocrisy - 08-01-2013, 07:02 AM

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When you die, it will be twice. Do you honestly believe that when you are in front of our Lord on judgement day, he will look upon your life, and the way you treat your fellow man, and be pleased? Did God not create all life? Is all life not sacred? Why then do you feel the need to discriminate against your brothers but for the color of their skin?

I am not Jewish, although if this is the company I keep as a Christian, that is not saying much.

When your burning in the shit pits of Hell, you should remember your thoughts about the people who will be next to you, and how you could have had it all if only you hadn't been too limp wristed to accept The Almighty's spiteful judgment of subhuman filth

Isaiah 14:21 - Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities

Genocide's too good for them, but He is a merciful God


Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
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Default Re: Hypocrisy - 08-01-2013, 07:18 AM

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When your burning in the shit pits of Hell, you should remember your thoughts about the people who will be next to you, and how you could have had it all if only you hadn't been too limp wristed to accept The Almighty's spiteful judgment of subhuman filth

Isaiah 14:21 - Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities

Genocide's too good for them, but He is a merciful God
~Leviticus 19:17
“You shall not hate your brother in your heart, but you shall reason frankly with your neighbor, lest you incur sin because of him.

~1 John 4:20
If anyone says, “I love God,” and hates his brother, he is a liar; for he who does not love his brother whom he has seen cannot love God whom he has not seen.

~1 John 2:11
But whoever hates his brother is in the darkness and walks in the darkness, and does not know where he is going, because the darkness has blinded his eyes.

~1 John 3:15
Everyone who hates his brother is a murderer, and you know that no murderer has eternal life abiding in him.

~Matthew 5:21
“You have heard that it was said to those of old, ‘You shall not murder; and whoever murders will be liable to judgment.’

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It will not be me burning, my friend.
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Question Re: Hypocrisy - 08-01-2013, 07:33 AM

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Isaiah 14:21 - Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities

Genocide's too good for them, but He is a merciful God
You do realize this passage is from the fall of Babylon, right? It's not some sort of catch all to promote the genocide of an entire race of people. In the Destruction of Babylon, God saved the Israelites from destruction themselves, which would explain why there are no Babylonians today.
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Default Re: Hypocrisy - 08-01-2013, 07:39 AM

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Jesus said to him, “If you would be perfect, go, sell what you possess and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; and come, follow me.” ~Matthew 19:21...
So the cherry-picker likes to quote Jesus, but omits the rest of the passage which helps to explain Jesus' full meaning. Let me help you out here:

Matthew 19:16-22 "16 And, behold, one came and said unto him, Good Master, what good thing shall I do, that I may have eternal life? 17 And he said unto him, Why callest thou me good? there is none good but one, that is, God: but if thou wilt enter into life, keep the commandments. 18 He saith unto him, Which? Jesus said, Thou shalt do no murder, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness, 19 Honour thy father and thy mother: and, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. 20 The young man saith unto him, All these things have I kept from my youth up: what lack I yet? 21 Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me. 22 But when the young man heard that saying, he went away sorrowful: for he had great possessions."

As we read in verses 17 through 19, Jesus says that if the young man wished to enter Heaven, he should keep the commandments, specifically the ones that Jesus then lists out for him. Verses 20 and 21 deal with actions above and beyond that (else He would have included them in the requirements He enumerated earlier; He didn't [see Revelation 22:18 for details on what will happen to people who add stuff that isn't there to the Bible, like saying Jesus said stuff that He didn't]).

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...The irony and hypocrisy in this forum is amusing...
Specifics, please. Blanket accusations are just tiresome, and edify no one.

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...God created all men equal...
That's from the Declaration of Independence, not the Bible.

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...You complain about these people demanding handouts...
So does God (in the Bible):

Proverbs 6:6 "Go to the ant, thou sluggard; consider her ways, and be wise:"

Proverbs 10:4 "He becometh poor that dealeth with a slack hand: But the hand of the diligent maketh rich."

Proverbs 10:26 "As vinegar to the teeth, and as smoke to the eyes, So is the sluggard to them that send him."

Proverbs 12:27 "The slothful man roasteth not that which he took in hunting: But the substance of a diligent man is precious."

Hebrews 6:12 "That ye be not slothful, but followers of them who through faith and patience inherit the promises."

There are plenty more, but I think the point has been made.

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...and yet this is exactly what your church does. You think your money does not go directly into the pockets of your Pastors? They are robbing you and God blind. (Malachi 3:8)...
Oh, nice one! Cite the verse, but DON'T quote it (implying that it agrees with what you're saying). You have a great future (as a Fox commentator). Once again, I'll help out here and actually quote Scripture:

Malachi 3:8 "Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings."

Now, WHERE does it say that pastors (who collect the offerings [someone has to; when was the last time you saw God actually come down to get His money in person? ]) are stealing? It doesn't, liar.

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...I ask of you, whatever happened to "Love thy neighbor?"...
They DO love their neighbours. The difference being, they know who Jesus identifies as your neighbours (hint: it's not everyone). Read more here:

Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?

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...For when Jesus walked the Earth, it was not for the benefit of the elite. He walked amongst the sick, and the poor, and the hungry...
Luke 5:31 "And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick."

Let's see if you can work the implications of that one yourself.

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...You claim to strive to be like Jesus...
Wow, heretical, much?

Who here claims they can heal the sick, walk on water, raise the dead, etc.? If anyone has, I missed it (and they were probably banned as blasphemers and/or witches). Jesus never asks you to be like Him; He wants you to DO WHAT HE TELLS YOU TO (in the Bible).

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...Let us not forget one of the many principles on which this great nation was founded, inscribed on the tome held by our Lady of Liberty:
...secular hogwash deleted...
What should a Christian listen to? The Bible, or an idol stuck in middle of New York harbour BY THE FRENCH?

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...I take this to mean that each of you consider yourself free from sin...
Uh, yes, they do, because that's what the Bible tells them. Read more here:

True Christians are Perfect!

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...~Matthew 7:1-2
Aaaaaaand, MORE reading for you:

The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5)

Really, this stuff isn't that hard; if it was, do you really think these people could understand it?


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Default Re: Hypocrisy - 08-01-2013, 08:14 AM

You might just be the stupidest person on this forum...

What have you to gain from disagreeing with these people, and disagreeing with the people who disagree with these people?
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You might just be the stupidest person on this forum...

What have you to gain from disagreeing with these people, and disagreeing with the people who disagree with these people?
You need to watch your manners, even when addressing another piece of Unsaved Trash.

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Default Re: Hypocrisy - 08-01-2013, 08:31 AM

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You need to watch your manners, even when addressing another piece of Unsaved Trash.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
It's a little arrogant to set the default title on your forum to "Unsaved Trash," don't you think?

Also, am I to gather that you find racial slurs to be perfectly acceptable, but can't stand when a member insults someone's intelligence?
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You might just be the stupidest person on this forum...
Says the person who has to ask this:

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...What have you to gain from disagreeing with these people, and disagreeing with the people who disagree with these people?
I hate hypocrisy, i.e. people who profess to believe in something (in this case, Christianity) while denying everything about it (like you do).

If you love God/Jesus, why do you disregard (or flatly deny) everything He/They said?


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It's a little arrogant to set the default title on your forum to "Unsaved Trash," don't you think?

Also, am I to gather that you find racial slurs to be perfectly acceptable, but can't stand when a member insults someone's intelligence?
Most people who register here ARE Unsaved Trash, so the default is appropriate.

And slurs are most definitely not allowed here, as we believe even the lesser races are capable of redemption.

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Default Re: Hypocrisy - 08-01-2013, 08:58 AM

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Most people who register here ARE Unsaved Trash, so the default is appropriate.

And slurs are most definitely not allowed here, as we believe even the lesser races are capable of redemption.

YiC,

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LESSER RACES?! Holy Hitler, Batman, I did not realize this was a Neo-Nazi website.

How did I end up in the weird part of the internet, where BBBs still exist?
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You do realize this passage is from the fall of Babylon, right? It's not some sort of catch all to promote the genocide of an entire race of people. In the Destruction of Babylon, God saved the Israelites from destruction themselves, which would explain why there are no Babylonians today.

Do you think was only wrathful at Babylon? There are numerous instances where God has either commanded His Holy Warriors to slaughter rape and pillage

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Joshua 9:24
And they answered Joshua, and said, Because it was certainly told thy servants, how that the Lord thy God commanded his servant Moses to give you all the land, and to destroy all the inhabitants of the land from before you, therefore we were sore afraid of our lives because of you, and have done this thing.
or simply cut out the middle man and do it himself to save time (no trucks or planes to quickly assemble a suitably large Holy Army in those days).
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Genesis 19:24

Then the Lord rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the Lord out of heaven
So you see, God love s his children, but like any Good Father, he favors those who are the most Holy


Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.



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Default Re: Hypocrisy - 08-02-2013, 03:16 AM

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You might just be the stupidest person on this forum...

What have you to gain from disagreeing with these people, and disagreeing with the people who disagree with these people?
Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Tipping your waiter for good service. - 08-02-2013, 04:05 PM

Was it you, Zeke?

http://gawker.com/5980177/pastor-ref...d?popular=true

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Pastor Refuses to Pay Restaurant's Auto-Gratuity, Asks Server Why She Deserves a Bigger Tip Than God




Unhappy with having to pay a restaurant's auto-gratuity of 18% for parties of eight or more, a pissed-off pastor used his receipt to express his indignation.

"I give God 10% — why do you get 18?," the man wrote above the autograt line before crossing out the pre-printed tip and signing the receipt "Pastor."

The St. Louis-area server who posted a pic of the receipt on Reddit said the pastor was dining with a party of 20, and asked to have the $200+ bill broken up into smaller increments in a failed attempt to avoid paying the 18% tip.

"They had no problem with my service, and told me I was great," the server said. "They just didn't want to pay when the time came."

Redditors have been trying to track down the less-than-charitable Christian, but have so far been unable to identify the culprit.

At least one pastor was forced to issue a response denying responsibility, and the server herself has asked fellow Redditors to stop posting personal information of random people "who don't deserve a Reddit mob banging down their Internet door."
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Default Re: Tipping your waiter for good service. - 08-20-2013, 03:30 PM

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I don't tip at all anymore, especially in this economy. I figure they are all lucky enough to have jobs and should be thankful.

The last time I took Mrs. Porter out to dinner at the DQ, I tipped a healthy $1.50 on a ten dollar tab and got a snotty look from the waitress. And she was ugly.

I'm done tipping.
Mr. Etheldreda carries these coins for this very reason. Ultimately, which is more valuable - the dollar that will be spent on frivolousness, or eternal salvation?

It's a great conversation starter, and you don't even need to take Mrs. Porter out to share the Good News!





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Default Re: Tipping your waiter for good service. - 09-08-2013, 12:51 AM

A few days ago I went to my favorite restaurant and I gave them a $60 tip (sixty chilean pesos are like 0,12 dollars or something). They cook incredible, they made a delicious White rice with french fries and chicken nuggets with a glass of juice or soda for only $1800 (3,60 dollars), and I though they deserved a Little tip for such a good service
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Default Re: Tipping your waiter for good service. - 09-08-2013, 12:57 AM

I'm sure they appreciate your donation however I have no idea what 0,12 dollars is supposed to mean.


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Default Re: Tipping your waiter for good service. - 09-08-2013, 01:05 AM

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I'm sure they appreciate your donation however I have no idea what 0,12 dollars is supposed to mean.
0,12 dollars = 12 cents

Twelve of these coins


Two of the same one cent coins and two of these



Or the same two cents and one of these



Are we clear now?
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