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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by mosh_mosh
I don't believ in jesus because I have other thing to do
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Yes, but why do you hate Him so much? Finding the root of the problem might help you accept Jesus and chase those demons out of your rectum. You don't want to burn in hell, do you? Mark 16:16: He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 12:29 PM
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You have a filthy mouth young lady. I hope you know that it will be extremely difficult for you to find a husband with a language like that.
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are you accusing me for being gay? shame on you I hate gays
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by mosh_mosh
I don't believ in jesus because I have other thing to do
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You don't believe in Jesus
Deuteronomy 13:6-10 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.
I think I found out what we should do with you
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 12:37 PM
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are you accusing me for being gay? shame on you I hate gays
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He did not call you a Homer, he called you a young Lady. He was being nice, I would have used the term slut.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Alex
Yes, but why do you hate Him so much? Finding the root of the problem might help you accept Jesus and chase those demons out of your rectum. You don't want to burn in hell, do you? Mark 16:16: He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.
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Actually I don't care wheter I end in heaven or in hell. For that sake they can be there as long as they want.^^ You can ban me if you want, it wont change anything.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
He did not call you a Homer, he called you a young Lady. He was being nice, I would have used the term slut.
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Since you don't know me, you can't call me things like that
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 01:18 PM
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Since you don't know me, you can't call me things like that
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Oh I know you. After 175 pages of posts from you and your fellow Denmarkites I know all that I need to.
You really should give up your slutty ways, stop spreading your legs for every man that you can find. You need to get right with Jesus.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 01:33 PM
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Since you don't know me, you can't call me things like that
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Look little girl. Go and get proper supervision from your parents. This is not a baby sitting forum. If you have nothing better to do, go and read your bible.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
Oh I know you. After 175 pages of posts from you and your fellow Denmarkites I know all that I need to.
You really should give up your slutty ways, stop spreading your legs for every man that you can find. You need to get right with Jesus.
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Actually I'm a man.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 01:45 PM
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Actually I'm a man.
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Then why is your username in pink? Are you queer or something?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 01:46 PM
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You don't believe in Jesus
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To be honest, I'm not the most believing person in the world, because I don't believe I can be saved.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 01:52 PM
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I don't believe I can be saved.
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You're damn right. Enjoy hell. John 3:36: He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 02:00 PM
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Then why is your username in pink? Are you queer or something?
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because you can give me as many infractions as you want.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 02:03 PM
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because you can give me as many infractions as you want.
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Little girl, why don't you go and read the Bible or play with you Barbie
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 02:04 PM
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To be honest, I'm not the most believing person in the world, because I don't believe I can be saved.
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Moshy Moshy Moshy. God will save anyone. You just have to believe, repent, get down on your knees and stop your sinful ways.
Romans 3:23 (King James Version)
23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
God sent his Son in to the world to save sinners just like you and me.
John 3:16 (King James Version)
16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
Little girl, why don't you go and read the Bible or play with you Barbie
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I've told it before and I'm telling it again: I AM A MAN is it hard to understand?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 02:34 PM
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I've told it before and I'm telling it again: I AM A MAN is it hard to understand?
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Your not a man, your a little girl playing on the internet unsupervised. Now go and do something like read the Bible to your Barbie doll
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 02:44 PM
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Your not a man, your a little girl playing on the internet unsupervised. Now go and do something like read the Bible to your Barbie doll
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And you are still a stupid little lesbian. You can't say what I am and what I am not when you don't know who I am.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 02:52 PM
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And you are still a stupid little lesbian. You can't say what I am and what I am not when you don't know who I am.
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Look little girl. Stop playing on the internet unsupervised. Now go and read the Bible to your Barbie doll.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 03:05 PM
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Moshy Moshy Moshy. God will save anyone. You just have to believe, repent, get down on your knees and stop your sinful ways.
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I don't think that will help
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