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Re: Stern Master Seeks Humble Church Mouse -
09-25-2006, 08:59 PM
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Well it's not like Juanita is going to need her room in their servant’s quarters behind the garage. But, you do know a Mexiskin lived in that room Moon? I mean suite yourself but what I wouldn't dream of forcing Pastor Al's granddaughter to live like that.
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09-25-2006, 09:30 PM
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Well it's not like Juanita is going to need her room in their servant’s quarters behind the garage. But, you do know a Mexiskin lived in that room Moon? I mean suite yourself but what I wouldn't dream of forcing Pastor Al's granddaughter to live like that.
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Eeeew. Could that possibly be the cats' place? I tend to them very well, so the room will be cleaned three times daily. Do you happen to have anywhere inside I could sleep?? The couch is fine, but if you have a room that would be great BJ.
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09-25-2006, 09:52 PM
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Eeeew. Could that possibly be the cats' place? I tend to them very well, so the room will be cleaned three times daily. Do you happen to have anywhere inside I could sleep?? The couch is fine, but if you have a room that would be great BJ.
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Gee Moonflower, you know I only have a modest little eight bedroom being a bachelor and all that. On the other hand you are (almost) real people so I suppose you could use my old colored servant's Jimmy P's room since he still in State for next five years for burning that Des Moines Catlicker church. (You have no problems with black velvet paintings, do you? Jimmy P was into those)
No uniform but I assume you have something to meet the Landover Standard code of Lady's dress?
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Re: Stern Master Seeks Humble Church Mouse -
09-25-2006, 10:33 PM
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Gee Moonflower, you know I only have a modest little eight bedroom being a bachelor and all that. On the other hand you are (almost) real people so I suppose you could use my old colored servant's Jimmy P's room since he still in State for next five years for burning that Des Moines Catlicker church. (You have no problems with black velvet paintings, do you? Jimmy P was into those)
No uniform but I assume you have something to meet the Landover Standard code of Lady's dress?
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Wow, just eight bedrooms BJ? That sucks. I don't mind living in Jimmy's old room (although it's gonna need a serious bleach cleaning before I sleep there). I don't think sun dresses are allowed in the code of Lady's attire, right? If not, BTB could always help me out there, she's got such great teaste in clothes.
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Re: Stern Master Seeks Humble Church Mouse -
10-01-2006, 07:16 AM
You know, Moon, I have a few suggestions as to some 'special ingredients' to go into BJ's cooking.
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10-01-2006, 07:29 AM
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You know, Moon, I have a few suggestions as to some 'special ingredients' to go into BJ's cooking.
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Eye of newt and diced placenta no doubt.
I do not advise attempting to poison Brother BJ, degenerate witch. He is protected by the blood of JESUS!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Stern Master Seeks Humble Church Mouse -
10-01-2006, 07:33 AM
Aw, no need to worry Zeke. How about I go make you a sandwich like you're always asking for?
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10-01-2006, 11:23 AM
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Aw, no need to worry Zeke. How about I go make you a sandwich like you're always asking for?
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How about you bugger off and die, you satanic old habergeon?
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Re: Stern Master Seeks Humble Church Mouse -
10-02-2006, 03:10 AM
Don't worry, BT.
Time will eventually perform its task. However, I'm not sure that even tomorrow (knock on wood that won't happen but still) would be soon enough for you, would it?
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10-02-2006, 03:21 AM
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Don't worry, BT.
Time will eventually perform its task. However, I'm not sure that even tomorrow (knock on wood that won't happen but still) would be soon enough for you, would it?
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Sweet Jesus kills off heathen scum as He sees fit.
Time is a tool for measuring things, it cannot kill you or anyone else. Surely even an empty-headed demon like you would have known that.
Jesus has called you here for some reason, though for the life of me, I cannot imagine why. He'll send you tumbling head-over-heels into the lake of fire one fine day.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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10-02-2006, 03:32 AM
With the passing of time, all must expire. With time comes age, and with age comes death.
And surely the reason I'm here must be that I serve as an example to you Xtians how NOT to be. Ie you can show my posts to your children and say 'look, Zeke jr (or whatever) that's what a hellbound sinner ends up like! Now you read the bible or you'll end up that way too!
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10-02-2006, 03:42 AM
So you are one of the "everyone is here for a reason" crowd?
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10-02-2006, 03:43 AM
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With the passing of time, all must expire. With time comes age, and with age comes death.
And surely the reason I'm here must be that I serve as an example to you Xtians how NOT to be. Ie you can show my posts to your children and say 'look, Zeke jr (or whatever) that's what a hellbound sinner ends up like! Now you read the bible or you'll end up that way too!
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And are you proud of that? Can you honestly say that you are proud to be an example of everything a God-fearing True Christian should avoid? Hve you no shame at all??
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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10-02-2006, 03:55 AM
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So you are one of the "everyone is here for a reason" crowd?
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I believe we're here (on Earth) because we were BORN here. Simple old As we go along in our lives, we give to them whatever purpose as we see fit.
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Considering all that Christianity stands for, yes.
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10-07-2006, 09:46 PM
can't wait till you all burn in hell!! I think you should all be tortured
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Sara, we aren't going to hell. We are TRUE CHRISTIANS™. We have Heaven all to ourselves. Are you related to that other little retard Icky?
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Re: Stern Master Seeks Humble Church Mouse -
10-08-2006, 03:24 AM
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Friend,
Why all this hatred? Can't you just see we are simple people just living as God wants? Is there no room in your heart for this? Is it that cold?
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10-08-2006, 06:28 PM
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Sweet Jesus kills off heathen scum as He sees fit.
Time is a tool for measuring things, it cannot kill you or anyone else. Surely even an empty-headed demon like you would have known that.
Jesus has called you here for some reason, though for the life of me, I cannot imagine why. He'll send you tumbling head-over-heels into the lake of fire one fine day.
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YOU ARE SCUM YOURSELF. U SON OF THE DEVIL
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10-08-2006, 06:29 PM
I am a prancing homer.
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