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Re: Happy pie day! -
04-12-2008, 03:06 PM
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I'm highly suspicious of that last one. Yes, Godly American pizza pie is fine and dandy, but anything associated with Italians is highly suspicious. That wop looks like he's about to invite a Catholic schoolboy round to his house for a game of Super Mario Gaylaxatives and then slide his fingers down the poor little fellow's tallywhacker. Maybe the Democratic National Congress thinks that's "cool" and "funky", but I most certainly do not.
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Agreed. Italians are hairy, swarthy, profane animals. While we are on the subject, I urge all Landover parents not to feed their children Chef Boyardee pasta.
Not only is it too spicy for sensible, True Christian™ taste buds, it's also a gateway food to all sorts of unsavory Italian fare, like calzones and enormous sausages. FACT: An overwhelming percentage of Italian food causes homosexuality, prostitution, breastfeeding, worshiping of the Virgin Mary, bestiality, teen pregnancy, pedophilia, back hair, organized crime, and the urge to dress monkeys up in silly outfits.
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Re: Happy pie day! -
04-12-2008, 03:51 PM
All good information Brothers.
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Maybe the Democratic National Congress thinks that's "cool" and "funky", but I most certainly do not.
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I always thought that "Pizza" was slang for "Piece of Ass" (sorry Brethren for this foul language). "Yo, hand me that pizz'a". Not good.
Calzone means pants, and you don't even want to know what "quattro stagioni" means
Given that you even have shellfish pizzas (Frutti di Mare - SHOO DEMON! ) I think it is clear we should stay away from all this modern nonsense.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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04-12-2008, 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Wide-Open
All good information Brothers.
I always thought that "Pizza" was slang for "Piece of Ass" (sorry Brethren for this foul language). "Yo, hand me that pizz'a". Not good.
Calzone means pants, and you don't even want to know what "quattro stagioni" means
Given that you even have shellfish pizzas (Frutti di Mare - SHOO DEMON! ) I think it is clear we should stay away from all this modern nonsense.
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Oh... My apologies, everyone. Ever since I have begun my deliverance work, I've been a bit jumpy...
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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Re: Happy pie day! -
05-09-2008, 07:19 PM
Happy pie day again! This time the theme is
, since they are in season, now.
Not this:
I'm talking about the kind of cherry pie that you make for someone you love:
That's the kind of fruity goodness that grandma makes!
What could be better?
(Just in case any of your satanists (or rush fans) who are reading thinks you are funny, making pies like this is NOT ALLOWED:
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Re: Happy pie day! -
05-09-2008, 07:55 PM
I hope Nigras aren't allowed in this thread.
All the pies will go missing.
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05-09-2008, 09:56 PM
Sister Thumper. We need Brother Remy here to help us identify any infiltrating nigras....
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I hope Nigras aren't allowed in this thread.
All the pies will go missing.
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Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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06-20-2008, 03:27 PM
Happy pie day, again!! Since cherries are now out of season, this time the theme is APRICOT COBBLER!!
I like the way the apricots are tangy, but the cobbler part is so sweet and cinnamoney.
YUM~!
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Re: Happy pie day! -
10-17-2008, 03:27 PM
Since this is harvest season I think we should be praising the good old pumpkin pie. I just love me some pumpkin pie with some real vanilla ice cream.
When making pumpkin pie, it's easiest to just buy the pumpkin in a can, but there's nothing like real pumpkin pie made from fresh pumpkin flesh. It takes a little work, but the results are worth it.
Let's hear it for pumpkin pie!!
And, have a good weekend.
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10-17-2008, 04:45 PM
As it's Autumn and hunting season is back in, gotta go for a Hare Pie!
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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02-27-2009, 06:29 AM
Squirrel Pie
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Help stop wasting taxpayer dollars on education spending.....Support home schooling, because reeding is fundermental.
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02-27-2009, 06:45 AM
4&20 Blackbird Pie
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Help stop wasting taxpayer dollars on education spending.....Support home schooling, because reeding is fundermental.
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02-27-2009, 01:48 PM
Happy pie day! I hope everyone has a good weekend!
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04-03-2009, 07:01 PM
Here's your birthday pie, birthday girl:
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Re: Happy pie day! -
04-10-2009, 04:37 PM
Bigger is always better!
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08-07-2009, 05:50 PM
Happy pie day, everybody! This week's post is dedicated to the British:
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Melton Mowbray pork pie
The pork pie has recently been nominated as one of the few British products to receive protection from EU law under the Protected Geographic Indicator status.
That means to get an official pork pie you’ll have to travel to the small town in Leicestershire that is the home to not only the pork pie, but also to stilton cheese, making Melton a pilgrimage all foodies should make.
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Well, I guess I'll never have a real pork pie.
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Re: Happy pie day! -
08-07-2009, 06:15 PM
Up until now, I would of said I have seen a pie I did not want to gobble down.... until now. Typical brits, always ruining a good thing.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Happy pie day! -
08-07-2009, 06:36 PM
It has been so long since I had a Good Ol'e American Apple Pie.
I really do miss REAL food. Not this Junk they try to pass as food in Europe.
Well.............. the hot dogs are good here.
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Re: Happy pie day! -
08-07-2009, 06:39 PM
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Up until now, I would of said I have seen a pie I did not want to gobble down.... until now. Typical brits, always ruining a good thing.
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Re: Happy pie day! -
08-07-2009, 07:35 PM
I's sorry, but da lack of respect fo dat glorious sweet potato pie in dis thread be a travesty!
Moon pies be good too, but dat ain't really pie.
No matter what, you gotta strut!
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Re: Happy pie day! -
08-09-2009, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Bob Wajorsky
It has been so long since I had a Good Ol'e American Apple Pie.
I really do miss REAL food. Not this Junk they try to pass as food in Europe.
Well.............. the hot dogs are good here.
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Mr. Wajorsky, I make a lovely apple pie, I would never serve the same sort of rubbish that you speak of.
I'd be too ashamed. I've recently learned to make custard from scratch, no packets, all freshly made. It goes so well with the pie.
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