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05-14-2009, 07:00 AM
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The person ABOVE ME wants to get banned.
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*Snickers* False. The person above me has no sense of humour! But that's not the game!
The person below me is terrified of the end of the world.
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05-14-2009, 04:15 PM
True. I have only just begun living and understanding my purpose!
The person under me is afraid the world's populus will one day meld into one race with all this interbreeding going on.
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05-14-2009, 04:25 PM
False - the rapture will occur way before that can happen, no matter how much the democRATS try to accomplish it.
The person below me LOVE JESUS!
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05-14-2009, 09:46 PM
False. I'm much too busy loving other people right now.
The person below me is a fan of Voltaire. *Drools* Gods, he's so frickin' sexxxy!
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05-14-2009, 10:36 PM
Voltaire is fun.
The person below me likes ripe tomatoes off the vine, still hot from the summer sun.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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05-14-2009, 11:00 PM
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Voltaire is fun. And he's oh-so SssSeXxxXy. Gods, that voice!! And I just love his sense of humour.
The person below me likes ripe tomatoes off the vine, still hot from the summer sun.
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False. Tomatoes are gross.
The person below me doesn't care much for chocolate.
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05-14-2009, 11:07 PM
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False. Tomatoes are gross.
The person below me doesn't care much for chocolate.
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False. Even menfolk like to suck on a nice dark chocolate piece once in a while.
The person under me is horribly depressed that James Dobson has outed himself as a False Christian, who has told Christians to give up in the culture war now that national hate crimes legislation -- one important leg of the Homosexual Agenda -- has passed the House:
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I want to tell you up front that we're not going to ask you to do anything, to make a phone call or to write a letter or anything.
There is nothing you can do at this time about what is taking place because there is simply no limit to what the left can do at this time. Anything they want, they get and so we can't stop them.
We tried with [Health and Human Services Secretary] Kathleen Sebelius and sent thousands of phone calls and emails to the Senate and they didn't pay any attention to it because they don't have to . . . There's no other answer, short term.
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Bible boring? Nonsense!
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05-14-2009, 11:10 PM
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False. Even menfolk like to suck on a nice dark chocolate piece once in a while.
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I was prepared to end this thread here. WTH are you referring to, Brother Rod??? If you follow with anything unacceptable, I don't know what will happen with you. Only Jesus can save your soul at this point.
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05-14-2009, 11:14 PM
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False. Even menfolk like to suck on a nice dark chocolate piece once in a while.
The person under me is horribly depressed that James Dobson has outed himself as a False Christian, who has told Christians to give up in the culture war now that national hate crimes legislation -- one important leg of the Homosexual Agenda -- has passed the House:
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False--I pegged Dobson as weak on fighting sodomites years ago, when I caddied for him out in Palm Springs one day when he was playing golf with Pastor Deacon Fred. Don't even ask.
The person under me is a Godless wad of scum named Alllie.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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05-14-2009, 11:18 PM
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I was prepared to end this thread here. WTH are you referring to, Brother Rod??? If you follow with anything unacceptable, I don't know what will happen with you. Only Jesus can save your soul at this point.
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Brother Nobar, the very idea!
Can you honestly tell me you'd not enjoy a trip to the Land of Chocolate?
Pastor Ezekiel, false.
The person below ME is a Godless heathen named Alllie.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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05-14-2009, 11:19 PM
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False--I pegged Dobson as weak on fighting sodomites years ago, when I caddied for him out in Palm Springs one day when he was playing golf with Pastor Deacon Fred. Don't even ask.
The person under me is a Godless wad of scum named Alllie.
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False. I have many Gods, and am thus not Godless; I am not scum, and my name is Alie: just one "L".
The person under me has yet to deny his love of tutu-wearing bears.
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05-14-2009, 11:20 PM
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The person below me spent the day shoveling snow that shouldn't have been there:
T/F
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05-15-2009, 03:50 AM
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Lol!
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The person below me spent the day shoveling snow that shouldn't have been there:
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False, although I did spend the day (and yesterday) watching and complaining about snow that shouldn't have been there.
The person below me agrees with me when I say that Mother Nature must be a menopausal woman, as she is quite old and obviously experiencing hot and cold flashes.
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05-15-2009, 12:35 PM
False, I don't worship false idols.
The person beneath me suffers from Pognophobia.
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THE BUS TO DAMNATION!
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05-15-2009, 01:30 PM
False, my 74th favorite Webpage is filled with them. And is not The Lord Himself so adorned?
The person below me has spent a lifetime making boots for pigeons.
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05-15-2009, 03:22 PM
FALSE they aren't boots, they are metal blades for birdighting.
The person below me has an autographed copy of the Frank Peretti and Ted Dekker Christian horror novel House.
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05-15-2009, 08:54 PM
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FALSE they aren't boots, they are metal blades for birdighting.
The person below me has an autographed copy of the Frank Peretti and Ted Dekker Christian horror novel House.
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True! And I have the movie on DVD!
I love to show it to the Sunday School kids. It helps them understand that harlotry and support of homosexuals will get you dissected by a madman while still alive, awake, and shrieking in agony, while good, Christian values will help you to escape the most dedicated psychopath.
The person below me likes to wear bedroom slippers to church.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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05-16-2009, 12:17 AM
False. I don't wear slippers (ever), and I don't attend church.
The person below me thought that the lovely gentlemen above me were referring to the 1986 movie House.
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05-20-2009, 06:39 AM
False. I thought he was referring to the TV Series "House" with Hugh Laurie, which if I recall, has had scenes supporting harlotry and homosexuality and Dr. House might've dissected someone still conscious and shrieking.
The person below me has successfully converted an Islamic zealot. (T/F)
SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.
Hosea 9:7 The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.
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05-20-2009, 01:39 PM
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The person below me has successfully converted an Islamic zealot. (T/F)
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False. I have converted not one, not two, but several dozen Mudslimes to Christianity. Unfortunately for them, they only survived a few seconds after thier conversion (long story, pretty funny really), so none of them are around today.
The person below me is a race traitor. (T/F)
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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