[Tha Duckman]

That contradicts itself.

You know, most of them...

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Tha Duckman

That contradicts itself.

You know, most of them...

There are not contradictions in The Bible silly. Were did you get that stupid idea?

[Tha Duckman]

Ps.92:12: "The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree."
Isa.57:1: "The righteous perisheth, and no man layeth it to heart."



Ex. 33:11: "And the Lord spake to Moses face to face, as a man speaketh to his friend."
John 1:18: "No man hath seen God at any time."

Gen 22:1: "And it came to pass after these things, that God did tempt Abraham."
James 1:13: "Let no man say when he is tempted, I am tempted of God; for God cannot be tempted with evil, neither tempteth he any man."

Psa 145:9: "The LORD is good to all: and his tender mercies are over all his works."
Jer 13:14: "And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them."

Joh 10:30: "oh I and my Father are one."
Joh 14:28: "Ye have heard how I said unto you, I go away, and come again unto you. If ye loved me, ye would rejoice, because I said, I go unto the Father: for my Father is greater than I."

In the same book, no less.

And one more, because I'm lazy. These ones actually ARE my favourites :

Matt. 27:5: "And he cast down the pieces of silver into the temple and departed, and went out and hanged himself."

Acts 1:18: "And falling headlong, he burst asunder in the midst, and all of his bowels gushed out."


Ten points if you can remember which person both of those scriptures are talking about.

[Tha Duckman]

Hurry up and reply, for crying out loud! I want to know which of these are the truth and how you know it to be the case.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

You are a typical God mocker. You love to take scripture out of context and spin it into something it never meant in the first place. You hate Jesus and will go to any lengths to persecute His chosen.

Since you are unsaved scum, you have absolutely no chance to understand anything the Bible has to say.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

[Tha Duckman]

I'm such a fool.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

You are a typical God mocker. You love to take scripture out of context and spin it into something it never meant in the first place. You hate Jesus and will go to any lengths to persecute His chosen.

Since you are unsaved scum, you have absolutely no chance to understand anything the Bible has to say.

You are a typical Christian, a True one at that. You love to take scripture out of context and spin it into something it never meant in the first place. You love Jesus and will go to any lengths to get him to notice you.

Since you are a Christian, and a pastor no less, you have absolutely no chance to understand rational thought.