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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 10:28 AM

Ok great, an infraction for denying "Mountains of evidence"...

I say: present a such mountain please.. i will happily wait while you find it...
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Cool Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 10:29 AM

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8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!


Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!
  1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped!
  2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit.
  3. The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France!
  4. Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish!
  5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior!
  6. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever.
  7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children.
  8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children
First off: Wrong flag.
You've displayed the Finnish flag, when you were clearly trying to show the Danish.
Documentation:
Official site of Visit Denmark (the official Danish turist information website)
Official site of ThisIsFinland (the official Finnish turist information website)

1. Vi·king(vī'kĭng) n.
  1. One of a seafaring Scandinavian people who raided the coasts of northern and western Europe from the eighth through the tenth century.
  2. A Scandinavian.

[Old Norse vīkingr, perhaps from vīk, creek, inlet.] <-- note this line.

However, I'm not going to argue if they invented rape. They were apparently very skilled at it.

2. No objection.

3. The current Danish primeminister is Lars Løkke Rasmussen. His predecessor was Anders Fogh Rasmussen and the guy before him was Poul Nyrup Rasmussen. The fellow mentioned in your articled is none of the above.

Documentation:
The official website of the Danish Government


4. Interesting. No objection.

5. How about Barbie? Raggedy Ann & Andy? Tickle me Elmo?

6. Allow me to translate properly:
10:30 - The Debate
11:10 - The Golden Apples
11:30 - Before Noon with Nis Boesdal
12:00 - DR (Danish Radio - like the BBC in England) Update - News and Weather
12:10 - Horizon - The Battle for the Torch
12:35 - Reunion with Brutalis (a rhino in the Copenhagen Zoo)
12:55 - Friends on adventure
13:25 - Marked for life
13:50 - Super Neighbour
14:20 - Come again
14:50 - News in sign language
15:00 - DR Update - News and Weather


None of this is of course porn, bestiality or anything outrageous, but I won't bother finding documentation for every single programme.
Go explore www.DR.dk if you feel persistent.

7. The late Swedish author Astrid Lindgren invented Pippi Longstocking (Pippi Långstrump in Swedish and Pippi Langstrømpe in Danish)

Documentation:
The official Astrid Lindgren website
Encyclopedia.com on the subject


8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt. But they are still under Danish law, which prohibits rape.

Danish law:
Straffeparagraffen.
§ 216. Den, der tiltvinger sig samleje ved vold eller trussel om vold, straffes for voldtægt med fængsel indtil 8 år. Med vold sidestilles hensættelse i en tilstand, i hvilken den pågældende er ude af stand til at modsætte sig handlingen.
Stk. 2. Straffen kan stige til fængsel i 12 år, hvis voldtægten har haft en særlig farlig karakter eller der i øvrigt foreligger særligt skærpende omstændigheder.


Translated:
Penal clause.
§216
Those who force sexual intercourse by violence or threat of violence will be punished for rape by imprisonment up to 8 years. With violence comparable provision in a state in which the person is unable to oppose the plot. Second paragraph: The penalty may increase to imprisonment for 12 years if the rape has had a particularly serious nature, or if there otherwise are particularly aggravating circumstances.





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Official website for Danish law



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Not a very clever list. Typical American - do your research.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 10:33 AM

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Ok great, an infraction for denying "Mountains of evidence"...

I say: present a such mountain please.. i will happily wait while you find it...
Here you are. No need to thank me.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 10:35 AM

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Well... Yeah i do...

The fact that the existence of god has not been proved is a pretty good for starters...
And by saying one thing does not exist, still does not proove your vision of that it doesn't exist.

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The fact that it has been proved that people who believe in God and religion in general, have a lesser IQ than NORMAL people... Which has been demonstrated pretty clearly by the people on this forum...
I am a teacher and have a university degree. I also have an IQ of 130+ so I don't get what you mean.

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GOD DOES NOT EXIST! Take responsibility for your own actions and lead your own life! Do not pretend that god or some other force is affecting you... and when you die i belive you will be sadly dissappointed, when there is nothing but, nothingness waiting for you...
We are taking responsibility for our own actions, that's why we follow the KJV1611 Bible to the letter.

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If you believe i am wrong, present evidence that god exists... And i mean actual EVIDENCE not just, "uh look, he wrote a book for us!"...
First you tell us that God does not exist, but now you want proof he exists? Why bother asking then if he doesn't exist according to you?

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and the only good thing about this site would be that girl "Felicity", Hot chick that one... Misled, but hot... oh wait... Not misled, brainwashed...
So you are here for sex and to cover it up, you are mocking God?
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 10:36 AM

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However, I'm not going to argue if they invented rape. They were apparently very skilled at it.
So you admit you are rapists and promote it? You don't even try to ask for forgiveness from our Lord Jesus Christ!
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 10:49 AM

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So you admit you are rapists and promote it? You don't even try to ask for forgiveness from our Lord Jesus Christ!
Let me get this right... You are saying, that by admitting that the vikings were rapists automatically turns ourselfs into rapists? Come on...
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 10:50 AM

about the IQ thing... DIRK, see what i'm getting at... YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!

And about Felicity, what's wrong about noting a girl is hawt? and to be honest... Kids/teens growing up in a society with so many strong believers, you automaticly get brainwashed... They dont have the choice, if they refuse to believe in god, they will most like be treated like outcast...
Do correct me if i am wrong...

And please quit the infraction reports... ill just make a new account when you ban the one i am using.... and there aint nothing you can do to stop me... in your face!
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 10:53 AM

And I'm a viking and your mother liked it.
"My eyes have seen the glory of the tramplin at the zoo,
We washed ourselves in niggers blood and all the mongrals too,
We're taking down the zog machine jew by jew by jew,
The white man marches on"
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 11:00 AM

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about the IQ thing... DIRK, see what i'm getting at... YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!
Yeah, of course, now you're making sense. Do you always present your arguments like this when talking with university professors? It might help explain why everyone you speak with points his or her finger at you laughing.

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And about Felicity, what's wrong about noting a girl is hawt? and to be honest... Kids/teens growing up in a society with so many strong believers, you automaticly get brainwashed... They dont have the choice, if they refuse to believe in god, they will most like be treated like outcast...
Do correct me if i am wrong...
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And please quit the infraction reports... ill just make a new account when you ban the one i am using.... and there aint nothing you can do to stop me... in your face!
I've lost count on how often I've seen people say this. For some reason, I've never seen them actually do it. I think that people who intend to troll these forums are punished by Jesus with horrible diseases, so that they can't return. That must be it.


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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
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Yeah... well She aint a minor in Denmark! And as you claim we are Vikings, and we rape all, imma trackin your computerz!

Sexual age is 15 in Denmark. Too bad... And yes, i am indeed a fornicator... Virgin guys are pussies...
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 11:08 AM

You Scandanavians disgust me. Pervert.
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And please quit the infraction reports... ill just make a new account when you ban the one i am using.... and there aint nothing you can do to stop me... in your face!
What was that, Sebastian?


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 12:10 PM

First, im danish viking. (Huzzaaa!)

I am very displeased about the way you describe and mock Denmark. If the bigger Tribes here ever heard about this forum, and indeed this thread, they would without a doubt gather their warriors, and head to sea, with the intent to rape or murder you all, and to capture your women as slaves. How would you defend against heavy axes and long swords? Because your false god dont allow the taking of lives? Throwing bibles and bad words at them?

It is sad to see so intelligent people being misled by a false god. And i do mean your weakling of a sorry ass god. Us Vikings know the true gods:

Njord, Frej, Freja, Loke, and of course Thor and Odin

Anyone wo believe else is just stupid and misguided

I actually feel sorry for you, normally i would have challenged you to a battle with axes or sword. But i just cant make myself do it.

And you keep writing about how we are going to burn in hell. But you know so little about us danish vikings. The fact is that we do not fear fire, death or war. Because we know we will go to Asgaard, to the fields of the gods, and dine every night together with Odin.

I wish you good luck. And pray to Odin that our the Tribes do not discover of this thread.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 12:10 PM

Am amazed at this post, and hopefully the whole forum once I have stopped laughing.

I just thought I'd add this. Your website is about a gated community in Iowa. That's fine and fully your right. Your mad crazy posts are again your right to freedom of speech.

But what is funny is your website is run out of Scottsdale, Arizona (after finding it's IP address) and it is registered with GoDaddy which uses sex (very well) to sell it's products to people all over the world including in Denmark. Great to see you sticking to your morals when it comes.

Stupid freaky bible bashing weirdos. Am glad the rest of America and the world is not like you.

P.S. Why do you look like Santa or a summer holiday?
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How would you defend against heavy axes and long swords? Because your false god dont allow the taking of lives? Throwing bibles and bad words at them?
We have this thing called the U.S. military. I'm dying laughing at the thought of you trying to beat on a tank with an axe.
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Njord, Frej, Freja, Loke, and of course Thor and Odin

Anyone wo believe else is just stupid and misguided
Give up your silly misguided superstitions and follow Jesus instead.


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But what is funny is your website is run out of Scottsdale, Arizona (after finding it's IP address) and it is registered with GoDaddy which uses sex (very well) to sell it's products to people all over the world including in Denmark. Great to see you sticking to your morals when it comes.
guilt by association.. The server is in Arizona. Have you never heard of that magic of the internets? Sometimes things are not located in the same place.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 12:24 PM

Sorry but I have to inform you that you will get an notification from the government of Denmark if you do not erase this thread.
The danish state does not allow people to make fun of them.
Obey or we will take on international diplomatical acts to stop this nonsense

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 12:27 PM

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So you admit you are rapists and promote it? You don't even try to ask for forgiveness from our Lord Jesus Christ!
And that was the only thing that caught your eye in Awesome-o's post?

I'm truly disappointed that a university scholar would make such a flacid argument from, what I can tell, is a fairly well documented post.

Why not have the guts of a true Christian, and admit when the original topic is in half of its accusations ?

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 12:28 PM

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First off: Wrong flag.
I tried your hyperlinks but they could not get through my porn filter. I can assure you the flag is correct though. I think I figured out what the problem here is though, it seems that all Danes are color blind!

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What exactly is the point you are trying to make? Are you denying the Vikings were Danes, or are you denying they raped?

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The current Danish primeminister is Lars Løkke Rasmussen. His predecessor was Anders Fogh Rasmussen and the guy before him was Poul Nyrup Rasmussen. The fellow mentioned in your articled is none of the above.
Is everyone in Denmark called Rasmussen? Here in America people have different names, which is a lot less confusing.

All these are pure evil as well.

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Astrid Lindgren invented Pippi Longstocking (Pippi Långstrump in Swedish and Pippi Langstrømpe in Danish)
Ok so she is called Pippi Langstrømpe instead of Pippi Långstrump. To be honest I could care less. The point is that she is an evil femnazi that corrupts the minds of innocent children.

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Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt. But they are still under Danish law, which prohibits rape.
If you allow gay couples to adopt, rape is a given. Especially if the gays are Danes as well.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 12:30 PM

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