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Re: Are men and women equal? -
10-19-2006, 05:22 AM
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Praise JESUS! Finally this homer may be showing signs of coming around! He has finally stated something that I feel strongly about. Every homer that has the audacity to call himself a "christian" tries to make Jesus out to be a "loving" homer. Little do they know that He is full of unimaginable Wrath that He is just bursting at the seams to spread!
In other news, Jesus is the Son of God -- make sure you are careful to show Jesus the reverence He deserves, lest you spend Eternity in the Hellfires.
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Having said that, God is love. God is abounding in love, merciful and slow to anger.
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Re: Are men and women equal? -
10-19-2006, 08:34 AM
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Having said that, God is love. God is abounding in love, merciful and slow to anger.
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Do you know nothing about the bible, homer? Those who caused God even a minor annoyance were quick to be punished!
I'm sure any of Landover's learned Pastors would be happy to show you many examples of this in the Godly KJV1611.
And as a woman, I know my place. I cannot expect equal standing to Godly men, who are clearly the chosen half of the race, and when a husband has been chosen for me, I will happily see to his every need as a proper woman should.
You are a strange creature. You appear to be male, but evidence would suggest you're missing three vital pieces of equipment.
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Re: Are men and women equal? -
10-19-2006, 10:04 AM
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Having said that, God is love. God is abounding in love, merciful and slow to anger.
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With those who love Him..
He will not at all aquit the wicked, namely you, and all the popes.
Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them:
For I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;
And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.
Exodus 20:5-6
The LORD is slow to anger, and great in power, and will not at all acquit the wicked:
The LORD hath His way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet.
He rebuketh the sea, and maketh it dry, and drieth up all the rivers: Bashan languisheth, and Carmel, and the flower of Lebanon languisheth.
The mountains quake at Him, and the hills melt, and the earth is burned at his presence, yea, the world, and all that dwell therein.
Who can stand before His indignation? and who can abide in the fierceness of His anger?
His fury is poured out like fire, and the rocks are thrown down by him.
The LORD is good, a strong hold in the day of trouble; and He knoweth them that trust in Him.
But with an overrunning flood He will make an utter end of the place thereof, and darkness shall pursue His enemies.
Nahum 1:3-8
For thou art not a God that hath pleasure in wickedness: neither shall evil dwell with thee.
The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.
Psalm 5:4-5
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Are men and women equal? -
10-19-2006, 11:32 PM
If God wasn't loving and merciful with ALL of mankind He would have wiped us all out of existence a long time ago. Yet He waits for those who seek Him to come to Him before that judgement comes.
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Re: Are men and women equal? -
10-19-2006, 11:35 PM
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If God wasn't loving and merciful with ALL of mankind He would have wiped us all out of existence a long time ago. Yet He waits for those who seek Him to come to Him before that judgement comes.
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If that deity truly existed, fork boy, my guess is humanity would have been wiped out looooong ago.
You do know the book of revelations was actually written about a time thousands of years past, right?
The infamous 'beast' would have been either emperor Nero or Caligula, depending on whether the number was 666 or 616.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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10-19-2006, 11:40 PM
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If God wasn't loving and merciful with ALL of mankind He would have wiped us all out of existence a long time ago. Yet He waits for those who seek Him to come to Him before that judgement comes.
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God works at HIS rate and in HIS way, not yours. If you had ever read the TRUE and LITERAL Word of God, the Holy KJV1611 Bible, you would know that Jesus is going to return as a warrior when He next visists us, not some limp-wristed simpering she-male like you. Jesus is going to slay MOST of the people on earth. Within that word "most" is 100% of you mary-worshippers, along with the jews, mudslimes, hindoos, buddists, atheists, retards, false Christians, nigras, cripples, sodomites and retards. The streets will be as rivers of blood, Praise Jesus!
Enjoy hell, nancy.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Are men and women equal? -
10-20-2006, 06:30 PM
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And what about your mother? What do you think of her?
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Is it just me, or has that damnable crypto-Satanist Fish spectacularly failed to answer my question?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Are men and women equal? -
10-20-2006, 07:04 PM
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Is it just me, or has that damnable crypto-Satanist Fish spectacularly failed to answer my question?
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Here's the answer that I all too often get from Fisheye:
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Re: Are men and women equal? -
10-20-2006, 08:34 PM
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If that deity truly existed, fork boy, my guess is humanity would have been wiped out looooong ago.
You do know the book of revelations was actually written about a time thousands of years past, right?
The infamous 'beast' would have been either emperor Nero or Caligula, depending on whether the number was 666 or 616.
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Rachael,
You've just earned yourself 50 more warning points; Revelations is clearly taking about the leaders of Iran, Syria, North Korea, Iraq and Venezuela. Collectively these leaders form the anti-Christ and with their puppets the Russians and the Chinese will attack Israel seeking to undermine Jesus and America.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Are men and women equal? -
10-21-2006, 09:08 AM
Oh really? Provide me with a quote that supports that statement, BJ?
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Re: Are men and women equal? -
10-21-2006, 12:10 PM
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Oh really? Provide me with a quote that supports that statement, BJ?
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Many of the True Christian Men at Landover Baptist Church are in regular communication with Jesus, hence our uncanny ability to understand and explain current events from the perspective of God Almighty.
The Holy Bible doesn't directly mention Cindy Sheehan or Jane Fonda either, but rest assured that Jesus hates them with great intensity.
If you were Saved by the Blood of Christ, you'd know these things, harlot.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Are men and women equal? -
10-21-2006, 12:14 PM
Bah. Wishy washy interpretation is what you accuse others of doing, isn't it? You take the bible literally, so I want to see a literal quote! Or don't you have one?
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Are men and women equal? -
10-21-2006, 12:26 PM
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Bah. Wishy washy interpretation is what you accuse others of doing, isn't it? You take the bible literally, so I want to see a literal quote! Or don't you have one?
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Why not try reading the Holy KJV1611 Bible for yourself? It is filled with the "quotes" you crave....Ah, I forgot. You have scales upon your eyes.
John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
Right now this is the only verse you need ponder, harlot.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Are men and women equal? -
10-21-2006, 12:31 PM
The point is revelations was referring to a time a while ago, not now. And no quotes really support it referring to the present time, unless you grasp at straws, which is what xtianity is all about!! Grasping at straws!
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Are men and women equal? -
10-21-2006, 02:06 PM
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Rachael,
You've just earned yourself 50 more warning points; Revelations is clearly taking about the leaders of Iran, Syria, North Korea, Iraq and Venezuela. Collectively these leaders form the anti-Christ and with their puppets the Russians and the Chinese will attack Israel seeking to undermine Jesus and America.
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Pssst... you forgot the Vatican.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Are men and women equal? -
10-22-2006, 07:25 AM
I meant from the bible, not from Bobby Joe!
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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