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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 04-11-2013, 07:06 PM

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HA I rather go to hell ( IF IT EXSISTS ) Good people will go to hell and bad people will go to heaven. When I go to hell, I will watch mlp and Hanna barbera cartoons.
Wrong friend, there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

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13:28 There shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth, when ye shall see Abraham, and Isaac, and Jacob, and all the prophets, in the kingdom of God, and you yourselves thrust out.


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Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 04-11-2013, 07:25 PM

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Wrong friend, there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

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No you're the wrong one. I'm right.
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 04-11-2013, 11:03 PM

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No you're the wrong one. I'm right.
Based on what? Are you even capable of producing reasonable arguments?
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 04-11-2013, 11:51 PM

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Based on what? Are you even capable of producing reasonable arguments?
She is just some fool who lives in her parent's basement, which has driven her to the point of believing Hell is a comfortable place where she can lay around with her feet up, and without any proof thinks she can babble on online about how right she is...So no she is not able to make ANY reasonable arguments.


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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 04-12-2013, 03:26 AM

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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 05-13-2013, 05:49 AM

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6. They don't believe in a loving, personal GOD who cares so much about us He volunteered His only son to die temporarily for our sins! If this didn't happen, how could any of us go to Heaven?

7. They don't believe in a GOD who is actively in control of Earth and our lives. Just the other day me and my wife received a prayer alert from her brother that our nephew would be taking a rather critical test in school, and that we should ask the LORD to guide Him and give Him the knowledge to pass it. The entire family prayed, and do you know what? He got an A+ on that test! That's all the proof I need!

8. Atheists are usually bad at debating and end up saying that you can't prove there IS a god, so why should they obey this religion or that? Well, to that I have to answer, just because you can't disprove GODdoesn't mean He doesn't exist. I can't believe the lack of logic these people have!
He sucks so much you have to pray for him?
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I see your gay posting all over a PRIVATE CHRISTIAN board, yet you haven't followed any of the rules, and introduced yourself.

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hello to all brothers / and O you atheists you all brothers too as much as we are human .... this is Mohsen i,am Arabic and Muslim and i would like to have a conversation with all of you with all respect to all what you believes .

to all atheist :
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Q # (1) what was the first cell or what kind it is and how it developed .
Q # (2) describe the spirit as much as you can ( the one inside of your body who you are talking with now )
Q # (3) in your best thoughts / what was before the Big Bang
Q # (4) describe the human mind as much as you can
Q # (5) describe the infant as much as you can
Q # (6) where the spirit will go after the death of it,s body
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Hard Q :
usually / we say traffic laws / immigration laws /
ministry of interior laws / foregin laws / almost everything has a laws and we all know those laws put by human ??? Good / now the most powerfull laws and the most sophisticated laws are the physics and it is the most complicated laws ...... so why we called it laws if it is coincidence issue ???

best regards atheists
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hello to all brothers / and O you atheists you all brothers too as much as we are human .... this is Mohsen i,am Arabic and Muslim and i would like to have a conversation with all of you with all respect to all what you believes .

to all atheist :
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Q # (1) what was the first cell or what kind it is and how it developed .
Q # (2) describe the spirit as much as you can ( the one inside of your body who you are talking with now )
Q # (3) in your best thoughts / what was before the Big Bang
Q # (4) describe the human mind as much as you can
Q # (5) describe the infant as much as you can
Q # (6) where the spirit will go after the death of it,s body
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Hard Q :
usually / we say traffic laws / immigration laws /
ministry of interior laws / foregin laws / almost everything has a laws and we all know those laws put by human ??? Good / now the most powerfull laws and the most sophisticated laws are the physics and it is the most complicated laws ...... so why we called it laws if it is coincidence issue ???

best regards atheists
Hello dear, and welcome to our forum. Your questions will surely go unanswered by any atheist, as they are notoriously cowardly when it comes to answering any questions that are outside their pre-written conversion script.

Have you heard the Good News about Christ, dear? He alone can save you from eternal torment, the kind you are destined to if you continue in your offensive ways.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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hello to all brothers / and O you atheists you all brothers too as much as we are human .... this is Mohsen i,am Arabic and Muslim and i would like to have a conversation with all of you with all respect to all what you believes .

to all atheist :
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Q # (1) what was the first cell or what kind it is and how it developed .
Q # (2) describe the spirit as much as you can ( the one inside of your body who you are talking with now )
Q # (3) in your best thoughts / what was before the Big Bang
Q # (4) describe the human mind as much as you can
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Dear Islamofascist Mudslime;

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your satanic mosque, and how you came to hate Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 05-27-2013, 06:19 AM

hello Mary hello Ezekiel ....
Mr. Ezekiel hope you not to use aggressive way and street languages such A** Rec****** and other body area,s
2- if you are one of the pastors ( you should use better language because you are representing christianity for me at least ! )
3 - you need to be a little bit nice when you talk to someone for the first time becuse he will creat the first picture about you
4- with all respect to all brothers and sisters here like " Mary " you also should respect me not to describe my worshiping Mosque as a ( satanic mosque ) as we respect all Church and its people ....
5- i will accept you invitation to christianity ( if ) your religion better than the one i,am following now
6- please note i,am Binary math teacher (Meaning) everything must be pieced together i dont accept any doubt (the buzzle must fit perfectly)
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here is the start :i doubted that we are the Islam we Love Jesus more then any people or religion and can you tell me please how many time the bible mentioned Jesus & Mary
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 05-27-2013, 12:26 PM

Dear sand nigra,

If your silly holy book was the word of God it would be word for word the same as the King James Bible, but it isn't. This is a bit of a problem for you because when you die you are going to burn forever in Hell.

You'll be able to see us with Jesus, though, and know what you could have had.
Luke 16:23-26
23And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom. 24And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame. 25But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented. 26And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence.



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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 05-27-2013, 02:34 PM

Why are muzzies posting here now? Dont you have female faces to throw acid on over there in goathumpinstan? Dont waste our time with your Saladin tactics. We are at war with the devil and his agents (YOU). Allah was a demon derived from the pagans. Allah backwards is Halla, add Baal and you have Baal-Halla: VALHALLA. PAGAN!

You reek of sin and LIES. How you are not banned and your IP tracted by the internet police I dont understand. Obviously you are trying to stir things here and TERRORIZE US. Remember 911? No? Well WE DO! You are a threat and I feel threatened by your presence here. You should be locked up you dirty terrorist scum.


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"Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 05-28-2013, 01:17 AM

this religion is horribly inaccurate and barbaric in every way.

you teach that you are the "true church" but yet again base that on nothing but faith.
let me ask do you eat seafood? trim the sides of your beard? or when was the last time you performed a blood sacrifice for your sins to be forgivin?

you get mad at scientific theory's and say they are false while they provide evidence and again you are just basing everything on faith.

why(if your religion is the true religion) is not everyone following your god? does that mean a little kid born into a family of muslims goes to hell?

your god supposedly gives you free will yet if you choose wrong you burn in hell forever (what a just god he is)

your god is a jealous god which is a human trait which nearly proves that we created god.

please provide evidence of your "god" and don't ask me to disprove him because i will reply with the typical "disprove the flying spaghetti monster"

atheism is about logic and reasoning if we where to be shown proof of god we would believe but yet you can't and we show proof against god and you plug your ears and ignore it.

please rationalize your belief in your god
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this religion is horribly inaccurate and barbaric in every way.
*yawn*

Here we go.

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you teach that you are the "true church" but yet again base that on nothing but faith.
We base our belief on the Bible, which is The Inerrant Word of God.

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let me ask do you eat seafood? trim the sides of your beard? or when was the last time you performed a blood sacrifice for your sins to be forgivin?
The Blood of Christ negates the need for animal sacrifice.

If you'd only read the New Testament (the shorter one!) you'd know that.

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you get mad at scientific theory's and say they are false while they provide evidence and again you are just basing everything on faith.
You appear to be the only person who is angry, friend.

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why(if your religion is the true religion) is not everyone following your god?
The path is narrow. If you'd read the Bible you'd know that. Why would God create Hell if everyone was going to Heaven?



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does that mean a little kid born into a family of muslims goes to hell?
Of course it's going to Hell. Even John 3:16, the favorite of cherry-pickers EVERYWHERE acknowledges that.

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your god supposedly gives you free will yet if you choose wrong you burn in hell forever (what a just god he is)
What could be more just than allowing people to choose their destiny? You are the barbaric one.

Also: what kind of idiot chooses HELL?



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your god is a jealous god which is a human trait which nearly proves that we created god.
God TELLS us He is jealous. No surprises there.

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please provide evidence of your "god" and don't ask me to disprove him because i will reply with the typical "disprove the flying spaghetti monster"
Go outside and walk around in the grass. Look up at the sky, hear the birds singing. HE DID THAT!



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atheism is about logic and reasoning if we where to be shown proof of god we would believe but yet you can't and we show proof against god and you plug your ears and ignore it.
No you wouldn't. See above.

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Why should I rationalize anything to a Jesus-hater?



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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 05-28-2013, 03:15 AM

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*yawn*

Here we go.



We base our belief on the Bible, which is The Inerrant Word of God.



The Blood of Christ negates the need for animal sacrifice.

If you'd only read the New Testament (the shorter one!) you'd know that.



You appear to be the only person who is angry, friend.



The path is narrow. If you'd read the Bible you'd know that. Why would God create Hell if everyone was going to Heaven?





Of course it's going to Hell. Even John 3:16, the favorite of cherry-pickers EVERYWHERE acknowledges that.



What could be more just than allowing people to choose their destiny? You are the barbaric one.

Also: what kind of idiot chooses HELL?





God TELLS us He is jealous. No surprises there.



Go outside and walk around in the grass. Look up at the sky, hear the birds singing. HE DID THAT!





No you wouldn't. See above.



Why should I rationalize anything to a Jesus-hater?



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1. again prove that it was the actual word of god there is no proof of that and your only evidence for it is that someone told you.

2.i guess i will never understand how god could no think of a better way to "save us"

3.correction not mad but ignorant and refusing to believe anything that did not come from the bible(which for all anybody knows is written by man)

4.WHY WOULD GOD CREATE A HELL IN THE FIRST PLACE ITS NOT LOGICAL he gave us human desires and then damns us for following them.

5.so god made the 8 year old the 8 year old dies before accepting christ before even hearing about him? sure ok

6.no allowing people to choose their own destiny then sending them to hell for not doing it right is not just. every religion contradicts eachother what makes you so sure yours is right?

7.jealousy is a human emotion that is a sin apparently so god sins or is he immune from sinning?

8.proof? proof that it was your god and not the thousands of others?

9.yes i would but again there is no proof.

10. /sigh
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 05-28-2013, 04:48 AM

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here want to explain how GOD omnipotent could create so many contradictions


unless it WAS written by man
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here want to explain how GOD omnipotent could create so many contradictions
There's no explaining the kind of conspiracy theories atheopaths come up with, dear. It simply doesn't make sense. They are so wrapped up in being angry and satisfying unquenchable lust for doing gay stuff that they simply cannot see the Truth© staring them right in the face. It would be sad and pathetic if they weren't so militant and destructive to the rest of society.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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BLASPHEMY AND HATE AND INTOLERANCE
You atheists are all the same. You just hate God because you know deep down you're going to burn forever so you want us all to join you. You can't stand the thought that anyone could rise above the desire to stick things in his bottom and love Jesus back for His temporary death.

Well we can see what's real when we read the Bible and we want people to read it also and see what we see about God. Is that so bad?



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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