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Default Pray for Our Lord to smite this British phone company - 10-21-2013, 05:58 PM

Brothers and sisters, I have been away from this Godly forum for a couple of weeks through no fault of my own.

I have finally left Italy and am back in England, a country that may be just as Godless but at least it's not Cathlick and it's 1,000 miles closer to Freehold. It has taken a while to get an internet connection set up, so in the meantime I bought a "dongle" (I apologise for the obscene-sounding word) from a company called T-Mobile.

Imagine the horror when I tried to access Landover Baptist and was assailed with a message informing me that the site was BLOCKED as being unsuitable for minors. I was then asked to provide them with a credit card number, supposedly as evidence that I was over 18.

This I refused to do. Any organisation that doubts the credentials of Landover Baptist is not to be trusted with personal financial information. But really, HOW DARE THEY suggest that God's favourite website is unsuitable for anyone? So please pray for them to receive the punishment they so richly deserve.

It's good to be back among you, my friends!

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Default Re: Pray for Our Lord to smite this British phone company - 10-21-2013, 06:51 PM

My prayers will join your's, Sister, that the English telephone system may be destroyed by God's wrath.

I believe they are trying to get themselves involved with the tithe as well. That's what happens when you let godless communists run the government. This entire incident is probably connected with the Obama Care fiasco.

Oh, Lord, please destroy the English telephone company called T-Mobile and save us from these internet problems caused by President Obama. I think we have a T-Mobile here in America too and I guess it would be best to go on and and destroy them for good measure. This we beseech thee. Amen.


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Default Re: Pray for Our Lord to smite this British phone company - 10-21-2013, 07:15 PM

Sorry to hear of your experience Sister, but it is not uncommon to hear of any number of attempts to block the one true Word of God in this day and age.

T-Mobile is owned by the krauts - Telekom Deutschland GmbH (Gesellschaft mit beschränkter Haftung), and it wouldn't surprise me, given the any number of false religious cults in Germany, that the cathylicks and lutonians are high on the list of likely suspects behind this conspiracy.


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Default Re: Pray for Our Lord to smite this British phone company - 10-21-2013, 09:39 PM

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Imagine the horror when I tried to access Landover Baptist and was assailed with a message informing me that the site was BLOCKED as being unsuitable for minors.
It comes as no surprise to me that a country where a person who hates God so much he can make a living by offending Christians (yes, I'm talking about Richard Dawkins here), that forces Homosexuality and paganism to preschoolers, also refuses to allow children to know the Saving Word of God.


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Default Re: Pray for Our Lord to smite this British phone company - 10-22-2013, 12:42 AM

I asked Jesus to give the people who run T-Mobile really bad cases of hives.


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Default Re: Pray for Our Lord to smite this British phone company - 10-22-2013, 07:36 AM

My company installed a new firewall, and Landover came up blocked in the category of "hate speech."

I went to the IT department and explained that there are a lot of people (atheists, racially exercised nigras, gaysexuals) who come to the site to persecute us, and their foul language probably triggered the filter.

The IT manager is a young man, 23, who shaves twice week and has long, blond hair in a pony tail. I have always objected to this as 1 Corinthians 11:14 tells us that a man should cut his hair. He was not terribly receptive to my arguments at the beginning, but I leaned forward, put my hands on his knees, looked him straight in the blue/green eyes and said "Years ago, I was a fornicator, pornicator, and fellator. But I met a True Christian one day who said to me 'You have a God shaped hole in your heart and only Jesus can fill it.' And without my Landover forum, I feel that same emptiness. I need you to fill my hole."

At that moment, I dropped to me knees and raised my hands in prayer. James 3:5 occurred to my mind so knew my actions would be persuasive, and he was touched, and within mere moments he came to my point of view. He thus unblocked the site and here I am, ministering to the faithful and the unfaithful alike.

Now, if I could just get him to cut his hair, as Jesus commands.....


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Default Re: Pray for Our Lord to smite this British phone company - 11-02-2013, 08:46 PM

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My company installed a new firewall, and Landover came up blocked in the category of "hate speech."

I went to the IT department and explained that there are a lot of people (atheists, racially exercised nigras, gaysexuals) who come to the site to persecute us, and their foul language probably triggered the filter.

The IT manager is a young man, 23, who shaves twice week and has long, blond hair in a pony tail. I have always objected to this as 1 Corinthians 11:14 tells us that a man should cut his hair. He was not terribly receptive to my arguments at the beginning, but I leaned forward, put my hands on his knees, looked him straight in the blue/green eyes and said "Years ago, I was a fornicator, pornicator, and fellator. But I met a True Christian one day who said to me 'You have a God shaped hole in your heart and only Jesus can fill it.' And without my Landover forum, I feel that same emptiness. I need you to fill my hole."

At that moment, I dropped to me knees and raised my hands in prayer. James 3:5 occurred to my mind so knew my actions would be persuasive, and he was touched, and within mere moments he came to my point of view. He thus unblocked the site and here I am, ministering to the faithful and the unfaithful alike.

Now, if I could just get him to cut his hair, as Jesus commands.....
Shout GLORY! I envisioned your story in my mind so vividly that I arose and had to ejaculate my congratulations in this victory over satanic technology freaks with long hair. I have uttered a fervent prayer that your IT guy finds a barber, in JESUS name.

Like your company, my employer has also blocked Landover. Unfortunately, our IT department is in another city almost 2.5 hours away. We do have one person that fixes minor things, but he is a Lutheran with long white hair and his name is Gary. I do not pray for Lutherans, since I feel they are merely lukewarm catholics.

Let's embrace in Christian love one day, my friend.

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The IT manager is a young man, 23, who shaves twice week and has long, blond hair in a pony tail. I leaned forward, put my hands on his knees, looked him straight in the blue/green eyes and said "... I need you to fill my hole."

At that moment, I dropped to me knees and raised my hands in prayer. James 3:5 occurred to my mind so knew my actions would be persuasive, and he was touched, and within mere moments he came to my point of view. He thus unblocked the site and here I am, ministering to the faithful and the unfaithful alike.

Now, if I could just get him to cut his hair, as Jesus commands.....
Sure, you allowed him to fill the hole in your butt, err, I mean, heart. Mankind's newest profession.

By the way, I even support unblocking this site, since I strongly despise any kind of censorship.


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Default Re: Pray for Our Lord to smite this British phone company - 11-09-2013, 05:45 PM

Just to give you all an update on my dealings with this company, you'll be pleased to hear that I have registered a strong protest.

I decided to switch phone networks, and called T-Mobile to obtain the necessary reference code to transfer my existing number to the new network. Naturally, the minion in the call center asked why I was making the switch. I explained to her that the company she works for deliberately and maliciously blocks access to God's Favorite Forum and that Galatians 6:7 applies just as much to corporate entities as to men and women.

When she attempted to argue with me, I threatened to report her for religious persecution, quoted 1 Timothy 2:11 and hung up.

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