[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Word reached Landover of how Satan inspires Catlix to make Our Lord Jesus Christ appear ridiculous.

The three photos tell the tale. The image on the left is the original work, a century-old oil painting of Christ called "Ecce Homo (Behold the Man)" that was painted on a column inside a church near Zaragoza, Spain, by artist Elias Garcia Martinez.

Over the years, the work began to deteriorate, as shown in the second image. According to the Centre de Estudios Borjanos, the unnamed amateur artist (without permission from the church, needless to say) thought she could improve the work and set to work with paints and brushes. The third picture is the result.

The BBC reports that the woman realized her mistake and contacted Juan Maria Ojeda, a city council member in charge of cultural affairs for the area. "I think she had good intentions," Ojeda told the BBC, "If we can't fix it, we will probably cover the wall with a photo of the painting,"

The BBC Europe correspondent described the painting's current state as resembling "a crayon sketch of a very hairy monkey in an ill-fitting tunic."

If you have any images of Jesus, God (or if there are any, of The Holy Spirit) that are clearly done by some drunken Spanish witch or generally uninspired and thus proof of the works of Satan please post here as a warning that Catlix, heathens, pagans and atheists should not be allowed to depict any of the Trinity.

And how dare they call Jesus a Homo!

[Jack O'fagan]

I hate to ask this but I know there is no end to the depth of catholic depravity.
Is the white on His face just areas of flaking paint or is it 'splatter'?

YIC

Jack

[Godfly]

Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan

I hate to ask this but I know there is no end to the depth of catholic depravity.
Is the white on the second picture areas of flaking paint or is it 'splatter'?

YIC

Jack

Obviously the "artist" intended to make our Lord look younger, paint out any wrinkles and remove his manly beard. The better to pleasure themselves to.

They gave him Justin Beber's haircut!

[Bjorn Jensen]

Why is it called Ecce Homo? Jesus was NOT a homo!

[Zechariah Smyth]

I bet all the pictures of Mary look just fine.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

This is why retards should never be allowed to take paints outside of the "home".

Jesus is NOT an alien-human hybrid!


Not an accurate depiction of the Virgin Birth

[Faith_Machine]

You wouldn't expect it to be so easy for a senile old lady to steal a priceless painting out of a church and deface it.

I guess the priests were too drunk or too enamored with their altar boys to notice anything else.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Anyone else noticed that she made Jesus look like a monkey, as if we evolved from monkeys instead of being created by God (aka Jesus) for 6000 years ago? Maybe she is a Darwinist?!

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Heathenistic blasphemies of the catholic cult are a daily occurence. I am glad I am an ex catholic and found the one true christ.

It seems that the witch in question used the Movie of Mr Bean as her inspiration. I hope she burns in hell.

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[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Someone make sure she doesn't climb up to the Sistine Chapel and paint remove God the Father's beard!!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

You wouldn't expect it to be so easy for a senile old lady to steal a priceless painting out of a church and deface it.

I guess the priests were too drunk or too enamored with their altar boys to notice anything else.

Worse, Brother.

It's painted on a column in the church. She had to stand in the church and paint that X-Files abomination.

[Whip of Japheth]

Spanish newspapers say that she is in bed with a "anxiety crisis", "nervous breakdown", etc. Nonsenses. She confronts her destiny, is clearly possessed and doomed.
A lot of catholic priests around and i am too old to do a proper exorcism with a mayor demon so ¡Burn with your master, idolatrous witch!

For shame hath devoured the labour of our fathers from our youth; their flocks and their herds, their sons and their daughters.
Jeremiah 3:24

Stupid and lazy neighbors...

[John Creeser]

See? This is why I cannot stomach Catlicks, they paint Jesus like some damn bloated eskimo in a nightgound and call him a homo.