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Default Re: Biographies - 02-23-2015, 08:18 AM
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Echt is a way to say so on and like so.
It may be the way you say it, but it isn't the way to say it in English or any other language. Look it up. There are online dictionaries conveniently provided for this purpose.

As to your question to Brother Alvin Moss:

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But if you don't mind me asking is the comment about the fourth grade a good thing I can't comprehend the wording?
That really depends. If you're in the second or third grade then it's a very good thing.

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Default Re: Biographies - 02-23-2015, 11:03 AM
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A. Friend, the Bible is on the list. The Book full of the greatest stories ever told.
B. Of course, anything can happen, but only because God makes it happen. We do not need to know why. He tells us so in the Book! Isn't that terrific?
c. Which came first, Orwell or Apple?
Orwell came first but I'm pretty sure Apple was inspired by Da Vinci or Michelangelo.
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Default Re: Biographies - 02-23-2015, 11:19 AM
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Sophomoric subject matter, infantile rhyme scheme and prepubescent angst aside, it suffers from a distinct lack of Jesus...
Well thanks for being respectful with your comment considering that I did write these when I was a sophomore. And I told you I do NOT write about Jessus or religon due to controversy of the subject.
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Orwell came first but I'm pretty sure Apple was inspired by Da Vinci or Michelangelo.
Friend, you are skirting the the simplest of questions. I cannot make it simpler.
Which came first Orwell or an Apple?

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Biographies - 02-23-2015, 03:44 PM
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Echt is a way to say so on and like so.
My dear, are you into business of making up imaginary languages? That might you serve well on the playground, but here we are adults and we prefer speaking languages which have been created by God (due to the tower of Babel incident).

I will go the extra mile, though, and tell you that you're probably thinking of etc, which is short for et cetera (it's in Latin and means "and the others"). I hope that was helpful, sweetie.

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Default Re: Biographies - 02-23-2015, 04:03 PM
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Orwell came first but I'm pretty sure Apple was inspired by Da Vinci or Michelangelo.
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Default Re: Biographies - 02-23-2015, 08:03 PM
First I thought you meant Apple the company the one who makes Mac computers and I phones. Second thank you I had no clue I have been spelling etc. Wrong. And finally I'm not black and that was extremely racist of you.
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Default Re: Biographies - 02-23-2015, 08:11 PM
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Second thank you I had no clue I have been spelling etc. Wrong.
Oh dear. My name is not "Second" (you may refer to me as Miss Basilissa). Also, the rule of thumb is, if you have no idea of the meaning and spelling of a word, then it's best not to use it. Like the Bible says:

Proverbs 17:28. Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding.

In other words, it's better to keep quiet then show your ignorance, sweetie!

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First I thought you meant Apple the company the one who makes Mac computers and I phones. Second thank you I had no clue I have been spelling etc. Wrong. And finally I'm not black and that was extremely racist of you.
You people really are not as bright as the typical family pet. I for one, am glad you are kept out side. No doubt you'd soil to mark a spot on an all wool rug. I think you do a lot more than mis-spell the simplest of words.
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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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First I thought you meant Apple the company the one who makes Mac computers and I phones. Second thank you I had no clue I have been spelling etc. Wrong. And finally I'm not black and that was extremely racist of you.
Why do you use false profile picture?
I think THAT is really extremely racist of you. Do you make some kind of joke with that, that's not funny.
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Default Re: Biographies - 02-23-2015, 09:19 PM
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You people really are not as bright as the typical family pet. I for one, am glad you are kept out side. No doubt you'd soil to mark a spot on an all wool rug. I think you do a lot more than mis-spell the simplest of words.
Tell me friend, What have YOU done for Jesus today?
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Only fear the Lord, and serve him in truth with all your heart: for consider how great things he hath done for you.

I know you people can sing and dance a quick step for Him
2 Corinthians 9:7
Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him give; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for God loveth a cheerful giver.

How much do you really love your Savior? He is committed to you.
Are you ready to be committed?
Romans 12:1
I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, which is your reasonable service.

It depends on your definition of Jesus? In your sense of him most likely nothing but in my sense yes. Why? Because I have done my best to be the best that I can be and maybe improve myself more. I have another question for any willing to answer why do you/God/Jesus hate so many people? Is it fear? Prehapes it is anger?
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It depends on your definition of Jesus? In your sense of him most likely nothing but in my sense yes. Why? Because I have done my best to be the best that I can be and maybe improve myself more. I have another question for any willing to answer why do you/God/Jesus hate so many people? Is it fear? Prehapes it is anger?
Perhaps jealousy? The Christian God ia a jealous God, Exodus 34.14: For thou shalt worship no other god: for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:

Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

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I think THAT is really extremle racist of you. Do you make some kind of joke with that, that's not funny.
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It depends on your definition of Jesus? In your sense of him most likely nothing but in my sense yes. Why? Because I have done my best to be the best that I can be and maybe improve myself more. I have another question for any willing to answer why do you/God/Jesus hate so many people? Is it fear? Prehapes it is anger?
My dear, I cannot speak for Brother Hutchins or anyone else, but I personally don't hate anybody. God, on the other hand, hates plenty of people. However, who are you to question God's feelings towards His own creation? He made us, so He has all the right in the world to pick and choose whom He wants to love and whom He wants to hate!

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What do you mean by "definition of Jesus"? Jesus is Jesus - there is no need for a definition of Him, He is what He is, our Beloved Lord and Savior! What more do you need?

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It depends on your definition of Jesus? In your sense of him most likely nothing but in my sense yes. Why? Because I have done my best to be the best that I can be and maybe improve myself more. I have another question for any willing to answer why do you/God/Jesus hate so many people? Is it fear? Prehapes it is anger?
My definition of Jesus? Friend, that is not possible. There is only one Jesus.
What I think you should do for Him means nothing friend, It is what you have done for Him. You people really do the two footed shuffle!

God loves us. If he did not care, He would ignore us and kill us all with a smush of His all powerful pinkie. When he snuffs a person, it is for a good reason. I rejoice every time a person appears to die before their time. Imagine, God chose THEM! He singled them out. Like being a teachers pet.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Basilica I ques everthing if I didnt why I wouldn't be human. I admire your courage on here. Not being afraid to die however I think that's because you have an idea of what will happen. For myself I cannot imagine any afterlife so I am afraid of death.
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Basilica I ques everthing if I didnt why I wouldn't be human. I admire your courage on here. Not being afraid to die however I think that's because you have an idea of what will happen. For myself I cannot imagine any afterlife so I am afraid of death.
In this case, why don't you accept , dear? Then you wouldn't have to be afraid anymore!

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...For myself I cannot imagine any afterlife so I am afraid of death.
That makes no sense. You didn't exist for 13 1/2 billion years (or whatever figure they're giving for the age of the universe this week) prior to be born, and you'll just return to that state of non-existence.

It's the ones who DO believe in an afterlife that have something to be afraid of: the chance they've been worshipping the wrong god (or the right god but in the wrong manner) and being eternally punished for their error.

The act of dying, itself, holds no attraction for anyone (anyone sane, at least). One can only hope for the minimum of suffering.

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Well thanks for being respectful with your comment considering that I did write these when I was a sophomore. And I told you I do NOT write about Jessus or religon due to controversy of the subject.
You'll find no controversy on the subject here, harlot. A well phrased piece on The Redeemer will be answered by a chorus of cheers and fist pumps, I promise.

Here is a stunning example of real poetry, if you'd care to take notes. It is a two part epic called Untitled masterpiece #23

Part 1

There once was a Savior named Jesus
Who liked to cure oozing diseases
On a cross He was hung
But when down He was brung
He rose from the dead just to please us

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There once was a devil named satan
Who spent his time plottin' and hatin'
For negroes and kikes
Cornholers and dykes
In hell he was anxiously waitin'


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