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Re: Biographies -
02-22-2015, 08:18 PM
In another thread, this negress claims that she is a poet....yet I have seen no trace of eloquence or sublimity, or correct spelling for that matter, in any of her posts.
Perhaps miss fireburp can give us a few lines of original verse (subject: Jesus) at which we can marvel?
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Re: Biographies -
02-22-2015, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Witch Hammer
In another thread, this negress claims that she is a poet....yet I have seen no trace of eloquence or sublimity, or correct spelling for that matter, in any of her posts.
Perhaps miss fireburp can give us a few lines of original verse (subject: Jesus) at which we can marvel?
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A. Don't write religious poetry
B.sorry for my spelling something I've always been bad at but hey who's perfect.
C.I am a man.
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Re: Biographies -
02-22-2015, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Fireburp
A. Don't write religious poetry
B.sorry for my spelling something I've always been bad at but hey who's perfect.
C.I am a man.
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That's the worst poem ever!
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Re: Biographies -
02-22-2015, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Friend, the book (which is not on the approved reading list) was pure fiction, written by a long dead person, who was idolized by the Apple company, well known for their promotion of the gay and EMO agenda.
Read the Bible instead. Find out The Truth.
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A. Then what's on this reading list
B. It may be fiction but it's science fiction which means it can happen. Anytime anywhere the events in the book could happen.
C. I'm pretty sure Orwell wasn't inspiration for Apple.
Thank you mr. conspiracy theorist
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Re: Biographies -
02-22-2015, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Fireburp
A. Don't write religious poetry
B.sorry for my spelling something I've always been bad at but hey who's perfect.
C.I am a man.
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As far as poetry: With a bit of effort this can be made into a Haiku:
I write Poetry:
I've always been bad, but,
See: I am a man.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Re: Biographies -
02-22-2015, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Witch Hammer
That's the worst poem ever!
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Not poetry is it not that obvious. I told you I don't write religious poems. I don't write about Jessus or God or Muhammad or echt
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Re: Biographies -
02-22-2015, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Roland
As far as poetry: With a bit of effort this can be made in a Haiku:
Poetry:
I've always been bad,
I´m a man.
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Apparently, any effort is too much effort for this lackadaisical pickaninny. And her stubborn insistence that she is a man is starting to set Jesus' teeth on edge!
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Re: Biographies -
02-22-2015, 09:20 PM
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Not poetry is it not that obvious. I told you I don't write religious poems. I don't write about Jessus or God or Muhammad or echt
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Who is Echt? Another false god in your pantheon?
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Re: Biographies -
02-22-2015, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Witch Hammer
Apparently, any effort is too much effort for this lackadaisical pickaninny. And her stubborn insistence that she is a man is starting to set Jesus' teeth on edge!
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Pirates make errors, I corrected my previous post. Thank you!
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Re: Biographies -
02-22-2015, 09:32 PM
Echo was a nymph with whom the mythical Zeus from Grease had an adulterous affair. Maybe this 'Echt' is an evolution of Echo? (just 5 letters of evolution)
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Re: Biographies -
02-22-2015, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Roland
Pirates make errors, I corrected my previous post. Thank you!
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I was referring to the jungle queen's terrible effort...but now that you mention it, your revised poem is much better.
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Re: Biographies -
02-22-2015, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Jim Farmer
Echo was a nymph with whom the mythical Zeus from Grease had an adulterous affair. Maybe this 'Echt' is an evolution of Echo? (just 5 letters of evolution)
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Or maybe a German gutteralization of Echo? It doesn't surprise me that a porch monkey would adopt kraut lingo. The savages of Dark Africa and those of the island of germany share many of the same brutish fetishes.
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Re: Biographies -
02-22-2015, 11:21 PM
Echt is a way to say so on and like so. As far as poetry witch hunter fine I'll sare some I just ask you to think of your reply carefully because I'm literally sharing my soul with you.
Give me freedom give me death.
Take thy honor off thy breath.
Give me speech give me stone.
So that I may break a bone.
Give me hunger give me pride.
Just know that I have tried.
Give me love give me warmth.
You'll go south and I'll head north.
Give me power give me rage.
Free me from this awful cage.
Or
Ash ash as far as the eye can see
Broken glass rubble stones no cry for help no hopeful plea
City of powder city of defeat
Fires and body's litter the street
Empty houses empty homes
Empty faces scattered bones
I walk I roam these streets of hell
I remember the city before it fell
I remember the way it was towers of steel
Surround us above until the bombs found our achilles' heel
We lost our lives we've lost our way
But we will live to see another day
We lost our strength and our soap
But we still have faith we still have hope
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Re: Biographies -
02-22-2015, 11:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fireburp
Echt is a way to say so on and like so. As far as poetry witch hunter fine I'll sare some I just ask you to think of your reply carefully because I'm literally sharing my soul with you.
Give me freedom give me death.
Take thy honor off thy breath.
Give me speech give me stone.
So that I may break a bone.
Give me hunger give me pride.
Just know that I have tried.
Give me love give me warmth.
You'll go south and I'll head north.
Give me power give me rage.
Free me from this awful cage.
Or
Ash ash as far as the eye can see
Broken glass rubble stones no cry for help no hopeful plea
City of powder city of defeat
Fires and body's litter the street
Empty houses empty homes
Empty faces scattered bones
I walk I roam these streets of hell
I remember the city before it fell
I remember the way it was towers of steel
Surround us above until the bombs found our achilles' heel
We lost our lives we've lost our way
But we will live to see another day
We lost our strength and our soap
But we still have faith we still have hope
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Thank you. I've not seen poetry like that in years; at least since the fourth grade. I remember a poem I liked then. I will repeat it for you: Roses are red, Violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. Like it?
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Re: Biographies -
02-22-2015, 11:49 PM
Punctuation score: 0/10
Apostrophe score: -1/10 (better not to use them at all, than use them incorrectly)
Who needs soap? Soap does not cleanse iniquity. Jeremiah 2:22 For though thou wash thee with nitre, and take thee much sope, yet thine iniquitie is marked before me, saith the Lord GOD
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Re: Biographies -
02-23-2015, 01:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
Thank you. I've not seen poetry like that in years; at least since the fourth grade. I remember a poem I liked then. I will repeat it for you: Roses are red, Violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. Like it?
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Well ah... Thank you. But if you don't mind me asking is the comment about the fourth grade a good thing I can't comprehend the wording?
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Re: Biographies -
02-23-2015, 01:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Jim Farmer
Echo was a nymph with whom the mythical Zeus from Grease had an adulterous affair.
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I thought that was Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta.
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Re: Biographies -
02-23-2015, 01:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Fireburp
A. Then what's on this reading list
B. It may be fiction but it's science fiction which means it can happen. Anytime anywhere the events in the book could happen.
C. I'm pretty sure Orwell wasn't inspiration for Apple.
Thank you mr. conspiracy theorist
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A. Friend, the Bible is on the list. The Book full of the greatest stories ever told.
B. Of course, anything can happen, but only because God makes it happen. We do not need to know why. He tells us so in the Book! Isn't that terrific?
c. Which came first, Orwell or Apple?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Biographies -
02-23-2015, 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Fireburp
Well ah... Thank you. But if you don't mind me asking is the comment about the fourth grade a good thing I can't comprehend the wording?
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It's English, with punctuation. I thought you were learning the language, too.
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Re: Biographies -
02-23-2015, 01:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fireburp
Echt is a way to say so on and like so. As far as poetry witch hunter fine I'll sare some I just ask you to think of your reply carefully because I'm literally sharing my soul with you.
Give me freedom give me death.
Take thy honor off thy breath.
Give me speech give me stone.
So that I may break a bone.
Give me hunger give me pride.
Just know that I have tried.
Give me love give me warmth.
You'll go south and I'll head north.
Give me power give me rage.
Free me from this awful cage.
Or
Ash ash as far as the eye can see
Broken glass rubble stones no cry for help no hopeful plea
City of powder city of defeat
Fires and body's litter the street
Empty houses empty homes
Empty faces scattered bones
I walk I roam these streets of hell
I remember the city before it fell
I remember the way it was towers of steel
Surround us above until the bombs found our achilles' heel
We lost our lives we've lost our way
But we will live to see another day
We lost our strength and our soap
But we still have faith we still have hope
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Sophomoric subject matter, infantile rhyme scheme and prepubescent angst aside, it suffers from a distinct lack of Jesus...
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