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Default Poems about the Gospels - 01-27-2009, 01:24 AM

Jesus came to fulfill EVERYTHING in the Old Testament
He spoke in parables to make sure people went to hell!
Jesus was so wonderful, he even had two lineages
And even though the people He grew up with did not believe
He can still send evil spirits into pigs!
Jesus will destroy your unbelievers, even worst than Sodom and Gomorrah!
He'll destroy all the people He made sure would never know the truth!
God made sure he blinded their eyes and hardened their hearts, if He hadn't they would have believed!
And afterwards God will punish them for eternity, since they didn't believe!
God will reward you if you leave your wife and families to follow Him!
Thank God only the foolish and ignorant listen to Him!
Never those people with whom He grew up with!
If you believe and are baptised, you won't be damned for all time!
You have to hate your entire family, and yourself!
Jesus will give you a big reward when you abandon your children!
Whatever men like, you can be sure God hates!
And then the Jews killed Him, and we can blame all their descendants for that crime!
So as Jesus taught, slay all those who do not obey God!
Everyone will hate us, and kill us, but we'll never be harmed!
And he'll return, before this generation passes away!
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