[Pastor Ezekiel]

The whore of babylon, aka the Roman Catholick Church, Wetback Division of Portugal, is recruiting to increase their squads of exorcists. That can only mean one thing. DEMONS!

Exorcists Wanted: Madrid's Catholic Church Says It Needs More Trained Priests

MADRID -- The Catholic archdiocese in Madrid says it needs more exorcists to help some of its faithful cope with the devil.

An archdiocese spokeswoman said Friday that Madrid only has one exorcist priest and that it is considering a plan to train more. She spoke on condition of anonymity in keeping with archdiocese policy.

"The devil exists. That's a fact," she told The Associated Press.

Only a priest authorized by a bishop can perform an exorcism and the brief rite involves blessings with holy water, prayers and an interrogation of the devil by the exorcist during which the demon is asked to leave the victim.

ReligionenLibertad, a Catholic website, blames the growing secularization of Spanish society for what it calls an increase in people asking for help with their demons.

You know, the pope got a lucky hit the other day in St. Peter's Square. I can call demons out of spastics too, but why would I?

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Can't the Catholics do ANYTHING by the Bible?

Matthew 8:28-32 "28 When He came to the other side into the country of the Gadarenes, two men who were demon-possessed met Him as they were coming out of the tombs. They were so extremely violent that no one could pass by that way. 29 And they cried out, saying, “What business do we have with each other, Son of God? Have You come here to torment us before the time?” 30 Now there was a herd of many swine feeding at a distance from them. 31 The demons began to entreat Him, saying, “If You are going to cast us out, send us into the herd of swine.” 32 And He said unto them, Go. And when they were come out, they went into the herd of swine: and, behold, the whole herd of swine ran violently down a steep place into the sea, and perished in the waters."

Jesus didn't ASK the demons to leave, He TOLD them.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I can call demons out of spastics too, but why would I?

Indeed. Everyone knows spastics, gays and Obama voters deserve everything God bestows upon them.

This man doesn't need an exorcism, he needs a Bible!