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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy! - 07-07-2015, 04:32 PM

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wow you agree with harming a defenseless child? very christian.

also no my dad didn't beat me because HE WAS A NORMAL LOVING FATHER FIGURE WOW WOULDN'T BEAT A CHILD BECAUSE HE DISAGREES WITH SOMETHING
You sure are angry at something, I'll tell you what! Why not calm down and take a leaf out of the Bible(KJV1611).

Proverbs 13:24 "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

So you see, your daddy must have really hated you, some.

YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy! - 07-07-2015, 05:14 PM

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So you see, your daddy must have really hated you, some.

YIC
Perhaps his father is a Christian and handled as per Luke 14:26?


Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy! - 07-08-2015, 03:57 AM

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wow you agree with harming a defenseless child? very christian.

also no my dad didn't beat me because HE WAS A NORMAL LOVING FATHER FIGURE WOW WOULDN'T BEAT A CHILD BECAUSE HE DISAGREES WITH SOMETHING
If your father had loved you enough to lay a few good Christian beatings on, then maybe you wouldn't have turned out to be the degenerate that you are.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy! - 07-13-2015, 10:18 PM

Minecraft is indeed an evil game for it refers to the starting point as the spawning point and we all know what spawns, demons!
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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy! - 07-17-2015, 04:38 PM

Well. You know this site is likely the biggest mistake anyone has ever made. Filled with Racism, Homophobes, and ***Transgender patios removed***. Most of all Ignorant People but you my mistaken friend have wasted your life like I am now on this website. Posting all this fake propaganda about peoples subjects. You've never experienced these games or anything else pertaining to what you're speaking of. The funny thing is what you're doing now is just free publicity. Also we all have rights. Making a game that's apparently about Satin and all this stuff would be legal. Minecraft has nothing to do with this and i've been play for 3 years. You're a ***Transgender patios removed***. Either that or a great troll.


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Unhappy Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy! - 07-17-2015, 05:52 PM

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Well. You know this site is likely the biggest mistake anyone has ever made. Filled with Racism, Homophobes, and ***Transgender patios removed***. Most of all Ignorant People but you my mistaken friend have wasted your life like I am now on this website. Posting all this fake propaganda about peoples subjects. You've never experienced these games or anything else pertaining to what you're speaking of. The funny thing is what you're doing now is just free publicity. Also we all have rights. Making a game that's apparently about Satin and all this stuff would be legal. Minecraft has nothing to do with this and i've been play for 3 years. You're a ***Transgender patios removed***. Either that or a great troll.
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This is so sad and self-contradictory. Still, it also proves that the Bible is the only way to reconciliation and acceptable manners. Had this sinner been reading the Good Book, even the most elementary verses that are also known to false Christians, he would have found THIS:

Matthew 7:3
And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

"I accept all people... Except you..."

Luckily, we have Jesus as our role model. We have been taught about His temporary agony and transient death followed by eternal joys in Heaven. We can relate to that when we are forced to read these repulsive accusations about ourselves.

Hebrews 12:3
For consider him that endured such contradiction of sinners against himself, lest ye be wearied and faint in your minds.

Yes, Jesus Christ endured quite a lot for those who accept and follow Him. Thus, we can turn this mockery for our benefit and remember that in the best case scenario it's going to be only a few days and we'll be enjoying the fruits of sweet Rapture with our Redeemer!






Yours in Christ,

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PS. 'Satin' is a fabric used for lingerie (my wife does not use those) whereas 'Satan' is the enemy that is going to fight against Jesus and Pastor Zeke during Armageddon, lose and be imprisoned for 1000 years, released to fight against Jesus - and Pastor Zeke - once more only to lose again but this time for good.


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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy! - 07-17-2015, 06:43 PM

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I think that might be Photoshopped.


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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy! - 07-17-2015, 07:44 PM

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I think that might be Photoshopped.
Mr. Much, why do you take everything Good and Holy and wipe your bottom across it like so much toilet paper? That depiction is beautiful as it shows the Joy of Jesus is for everyone. The old man, the sports fan, the woman and the colored. All His Children are beautiful to Him. So buzz off, turkey.

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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy - 08-08-2015, 11:35 PM

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Just when I think all hope is lost, along come the indie developers. I built a humble golden cross, and politely commanded the other players to bow before it.

Those that didn't I undermined until they fell into the lava.
I would just like to take this time to point out that one of your tabs reads 'gay fat amputee gangbang' and you're calling the people who make video games the sinners. Nice.

By the way this real character called 'Jesus' was quite obviously black, and didn't Adam and Eve's children have to have sex (incest) and the fact that people say that Jesus watches you masturbate and then tell you that Jesus hates gays. You can't even hold one point without contradicting yourselves.

So while you idiots waste your time reading the same old book, and praying to a made-up tyrannical dictator in the sky who forces you to pray to him, and do anything he says, I'll be spending time playing video games, drinking caffeinated drinks, and spending time with my boyfriend.

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I would just like to take this time to point out that one of your tabs reads 'gay fat amputee gangbang' and you're calling the people who make video games the sinners. Nice.

By the way this real character called 'Jesus' was quite obviously black, and didn't Adam and Eve's children have to have sex (incest) and the fact that people say that Jesus watches you masturbate and then tell you that Jesus hates gays. You can't even hold one point without contradicting yourselves.

So while you idiots waste your time reading the same old book, and praying to a made-up tyrannical dictator in the sky who forces you to pray to him, and do anything he says, I'll be spending time playing video games, drinking caffeinated drinks, and spending time with my boyfriend.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Do you have a favourite Bible verse or anything else of interest you want to share? You can do just that in the Introduction part of this forum.

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Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy - 08-20-2015, 12:09 AM

I myself have seen how bad this game is
It is unbelievable that they are allowed to do this
and in full colour too!


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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy! - 08-24-2015, 02:34 AM

I have seen a preview of the newest minecraft version and if by chance they haven't offended God by what they have already released they surely have now. Once a player defeats the ender Dragon, which is one of the few good points about this game because we all know about knights in shining armor slaying dragons, they can go into another porthole and into another part of fantasyland and collect a new items called beetroot and some purplish pink colored block that's the most homerish thing I ever saw since Paul Lynde. I think the entire point of this game is to turn kids gay!
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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy! - 08-24-2015, 12:49 PM

Thank you so much for the advice Cranky! I am new here, but now I have just realized how terrible minecraft is. I used to let them play it, but now I have made sure they don't play it by destroying there computers. I torture them everyday for playing it. I am disappointed in myself that I didn't torture them before. It is very effective. Anyway thank you for the the information!
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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy! - 08-24-2015, 12:59 PM

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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy! - 08-26-2015, 04:31 AM

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Thank you so much for the advice Cranky! I am new here, but now I have just realized how terrible minecraft is. I used to let them play it, but now I have made sure they don't play it by destroying there computers. I torture them everyday for playing it. I am disappointed in myself that I didn't torture them before. It is very effective. Anyway thank you for the the information!
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I have seen a preview of the newest minecraft version and if by chance they haven't offended God by what they have already released they surely have now. Once a player defeats the ender Dragon, which is one of the few good points about this game because we all know about knights in shining armor slaying dragons, they can go into another porthole and into another part of fantasyland and collect a new items called beetroot and some purplish pink colored block that's the most homerish thing I ever saw since Paul Lynde. I think the entire point of this game is to turn kids gay!
I dont recall that dimension, screenshot please? I'm sure i'll be able to figure it out for you.
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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy! - 08-30-2015, 05:35 PM

Oh no! 6 ft. tall MEN/WOMEN are putting PIXELATED blocks onto a PIXELATED ground! The horrific and satanic qualities this game has! This clearly means child porn because the CREEPER just happens to look like a penis! What's this? A player HOLDING A PICK-AXE over his beautiful structure that took him months to build? This clearly means he masturbates! God save this PERFECTLY OKAY KID'S GAME!


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Oh no! 6 ft. tall MEN/WOMEN are putting PIXELATED blocks onto a PIXELATED ground! The horrific and satanic qualities this game has! This clearly means child porn because the CREEPER just happens to look like a penis! What's this? A player HOLDING A PICK-AXE over his beautiful structure that took him months to build? This clearly means he masturbates! God save this PERFECTLY OKAY KID'S GAME!


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Oh no! 6 ft. tall MEN/WOMEN are putting PIXELATED blocks onto a PIXELATED ground! The horrific and satanic qualities this game has! This clearly means child porn because the CREEPER just happens to look like a penis! What's this? A player HOLDING A PICK-AXE over his beautiful structure that took him months to build? This clearly means he masturbates! God save this PERFECTLY OKAY KID'S GAME!


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