[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by KaiShadowFox

this is just a stupid Christian site anyway i don't care. And no matter how you look at it, its just wrong.

Against such a powerful, logical, well-written and thought-out response, I expect all of the True Christians™ to immediately abandon the faith they've been raised in, handed down along the generations from time immemorial.

Or, maybe not.

[KaiShadowFox]

may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch and your arms be to short to scratch

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by KaiShadowFox

may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch and your arms be to short to scratch

Why all the hate girly? Don't you realize we just want you to feel the white hot love of Jesus shoot deep inside you until you're over flowing with it?

Open yourself up wide girl, and let Jesus pound his love into you! Glory!

[KaiShadowFox]

i don't mind people makeing fun of Christianity, it kinda deserves it but i take it personally when someone impersonates a christian to spread hate.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by KaiShadowFox

i don't mind people makeing fun of Christianity, it kinda deserves it but i take it personally when someone impersonates a christian to spread hate.

Wait a minute, who is doing that? We do get unsaved atheists in here pretending to be Christians, is that what you're talking about?

[KaiShadowFox]

are you serious? you just made a sex joke refering to jesus filling me up; and your saying your a Christian (with this supposed strict denomination)

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by KaiShadowFox

are you serious? you just made a sex joke refering to jesus filling me up; and your saying your a Christian (with this supposed strict denomination)

What in the world are you talking about? I just made a post about how you're in dire need of having the Lord reveal himself to you. If you see that as sexual, then you're in worse shape than I thought.

Get you're mind out of the gutter and get right with God.

[KaiShadowFox]

"Why all the hate girly? Don't you realize we just want you to feel the white hot love of Jesus shoot deep inside you until you're over flowing with it?
Open yourself up wide girl, and let Jesus pound his love into you! Glory!"

please don't lie to me

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by KaiShadowFox

"Why all the hate girly? Don't you realize we just want you to feel the white hot love of Jesus shoot deep inside you until you're over flowing with it?
Open yourself up wide girl, and let Jesus pound his love into you! Glory!"

please don't lie to me

I know what I posted, but I still don't see how a right thinking person could see anything sexual in that.

You must be obsessed with sex. You need Jesus in you pronto!

[KaiShadowFox]

ok maby your right please enlighten me what do you mean by white hot love of Jesus shooting deep inside me? and Jesus pounding into me? and why you sugar coated it by calling me a girl?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by KaiShadowFox

ok maby your right please enlighten me what do you mean by white hot love of Jesus shooting deep inside me? and Jesus pounding into me? and why you sugar coated it by calling me a girl?

Aren't you a girl? I just assumed you were a female based on your user name.

[KaiShadowFox]

kai is of German decent and has never been used as a feminine name to my knowledge

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by KaiShadowFox

kai is of German decent and has never been used as a feminine name to my knowledge

Odd, I thought it was Japanese, and assumed you were some sort of furry.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by KaiShadowFox

kai is of German decent and has never been used as a feminine name to my knowledge

Well, what you don't know could fill a book, but that's beside the point. It was more that you called yourself a fox, which if you're not a girl is kind of gay, if you ask me.

Anyway, when the love of Jesus fills you, it feels like your blood is about to boil, and you feel a holy presence throughout your body. It's a wonderful feeling, like a tingling sensation. Like right during a sneeze, but much more intense.

So come Kai, come to Jesus!

[KaiShadowFox]

i've already found Jesus its you and your associates i'm worried about, all i've seen here is people dashing slanderous remarks to people who by your logic are mislead and you are quite ready to relinquish them to be damned to hell though you claim your intent is to save them; numerous people have stated beatings and violence to strengthen faith when all it does is drive people away, and all i see in profiles is hatred of everyone who isn't following your little cult, (hate being a tool of Satan by the way) so i'm not here to join your group of trolls, i'm merely asking that you stop impersonating Christians and giving them a bad image troll them and joke about them if you wish but stop representing them as hateful barbarians.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by KaiShadowFox

i've already found Jesus its you and your associates i'm worried about, all i've seen here is people dashing slanderous remarks to people who by your logic are mislead and you are quite ready to relinquish them to be damned to hell though you claim your intent is to save them; numerous people have stated beatings and violence to strengthen faith when all it does is drive people away, and all i see in profiles is hatred of everyone who isn't following your little cult, (hate being a tool of Satan by the way) so i'm not here to join your group of trolls, i'm merely asking that you stop impersonating Christians and giving them a bad image troll them and joke about them if you wish but stop representing them as hateful barbarians.

Why do you think we're impersonating Christians? I assure you friend, we are the Truest Christians™ you'll ever come across. Please show us (using scripture) where we aren't following God's Word, the KJV 1611 Bible.

[KaiShadowFox]

i had said real and i'm quite tired of playing this game goodbye

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by KaiShadowFox

i had said real and i'm quite tired of playing this game goodbye

Poor Kai, Hell seems to be your goal. Well, I tried to show you The Way©, but you just wouldn't listen. Sad really. We can't Save© them all I guess.

[Bob4God]

GOD bless you, Brother Captain Portway, for trying to save that young, confused soul.

I think the user is in the middle of a gender identity crisis, and is very angry.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by Bob4God

GOD bless you, Brother Captain Portway, for trying to save that young, confused soul.

I think the user is in the middle of a gender identity crisis, and is very angry.

Thanks Brother Fore. But I just have to remember that no matter how hard and long I try to penetrate the souls of these unsaved folks, some of them just aren't ready to be filled with Christ's love. But I'll press on, knowing that God wants me to me to bring His Word© to these heathens, even if I have to shove it down their throats. Glory!