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Default Open Season on Cultists - 12-19-2006, 10:13 PM

A local man is being sought for attempting to bag a JW at one of their cult meetings. Unfortunately, he lacked the proper permit. A fine of $20 will be imposed, if he turns up. The entire story is HERE.

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Gunman opens fire at Jehovah’s Witness hall

A masked man opened fire on a group of worshippers outside the Jehovah’s Witnesses Assembly Hall last night, wounding a 36-year-old woman.

The victim, who has not been identified, was shot multiple times and was transported to a hospital with non life-threatening wounds, Freehold police said. She has since been released.

The suspect is thought to be a man between 5-foot-7 and 5-foot-9, weighing roughly 160 pounds. The man, whose race is unknown, was wearing all dark clothing with a ski mask over his face, said Sgt. Ken Hammond of the Freehold Police Department’s Minor Crimes Unit.

Police aren’t sure yet whether the shooter was waiting for the victim to exit the hall.

“We have no indication to believe this individual was specifically targeted,” Hammond said. “That being said, we also have indications that there were ample opportunities to fire at other people who had already left the building.”

Four different congregations use the assembly hall throughout the week. Normally, the South Congregation reserves the building from 7 p.m. to 8 p.m. on Mondays, but because of scheduling changes, the Hinkson Creek Congregation’s Theocratic School was there last night.

“It’s just shocking,” said Adela Todaro, a member of the South Congregation who learned of the shooting this morning. “It’s scary. We really don’t know who this guy was or why he started shooting at them.”

Congregations will continue to use the hall this week
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There you have it, Brothers. Those of you who DO possess the proper cult hunting permits, be on notice that a herd of them will be congregating in small bunches all week. Happy hunting!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Open Season on Cultists - 12-19-2006, 11:49 PM

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A local man is being sought for attempting to bag a JW at one of their cult meetings. Unfortunately, he lacked the proper permit. A fine of $20 will be imposed, if he turns up. The entire story is HERE.

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There you have it, Brothers. Those of you who DO possess the proper cult hunting permits, be on notice that a herd of them will be congregating in small bunches all week. Happy hunting!
And we all know that if the shot makes them bleed enough we'll have one less JW, one way or the other.

PRAISE THE LORD!

p.s. my license is ready and my gun is clean and loaded... BRING THEM ON!
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Default Re: Open Season on Cultists - 12-20-2006, 09:51 PM

Do hunters collect their genitalia, much like the Witch Hunt? Or is something more readily-detached while in a hurry, such as a hand or head, acceptable?
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Default Re: Open Season on Cultists - 12-21-2006, 01:45 AM

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Do hunters collect their genitalia, much like the Witch Hunt? Or is something more readily-detached while in a hurry, such as a hand or head, acceptable?
It depends on the sensitivity of the hunter, TRUE CHRISTIANS collect the all trophy (some for feeding the dogs, the rest for stuffing and hanging on the living room's wall)

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Default Re: Open Season on Cultists - 12-23-2006, 09:04 AM

However, there is only so much space in one's living room. After a while the dogs have to eat the whole lot, and then they get fat, lazy and can't hunt as well. So eventually it becomes inappropriate to take the entire body as a trophy.


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Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.
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