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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
10-14-2015, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by billcipher45
listen mormons my father comes from Ecuador which is located in South America i have visited there it's not a bad country they may be catholics and of mestizo origin but why are you god fearing pussies talking crap about such a beautiful continent when America is becoming a shit hole thanks to that faggot donald trump don't judge them
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Cool.
Listen syphilis. We don't need to judge Niggeros young lady we know where they are on the food chain of Gods take out menu.
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
So when do you report to start working on that wall?
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I dont think so Sister Etheldreda, even the wall will have a minimum IQ requirement.
Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
12-31-2015, 08:42 AM
Back in 2012 I went on a mission trip to Venezuela with a group of Evangelical Christians for 3 weeks. It's a nation of godless commie socialists. Combine this fact with the facts listed by the OP and maybe we can come to the agreement that Venezuela is the worst nation in South America.
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
12-31-2015, 06:13 PM
I was there once, after picking up sopme supplies in Bolivia. Never again. Ever since, I subcontract it out to some other low cost carrier.
Here is a picture I took while waiting for the fuel to be pumped in to my plane. Seems these messicans eat White people. I guess to them we are like veal. Typical savages. I'll be greatly relieved once we finish bulldozing the forests and can eradicate the creatures. They are crafty devils, hiding in the trunks of trees and in the water.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
03-29-2016, 06:30 AM
Spics are the scum of the earth. I really hate mexican babies, annoying, needy, ugly brown smelly little parasites. and they only get worse when they stop being babies and start being ugly mexican adults and then go on to spawn more of themselves.
I would love to ***fantasies of excessive violence removed by moderator***.
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
03-29-2016, 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Yulenka O'Toole
Spics are the scum of the earth. I really hate mexican babies, annoying, needy, ugly brown smelly little parasites. and they only get worse when they stop being babies and start being ugly mexican adults and then go on to spawn more of themselves.
I would love to ***fantasies of excessive violence removed by moderator***.
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Why, hello, dear. Such a lovely profile picture sadly spoiled by overt racism. Tragic, really. Regardless as to how unsanitary and repulsive they are, it is what God feels about them that really matters. God hates Hispanoliacs because they worship false idols, fail to speak proper American English, and usually vote Democrat.
Please visit the introduction forum and tell us a bit about yourself. I see that your husband has purchased you a nice starter anti-nagging device. Perhaps he should invest in some lockable leather anti-keyboard-yammering mittens until you've familiarized yourself with our lovely forum and the Bible a bit more.
YIC
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
03-29-2016, 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Des
fail to speak proper American English,
YIC
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Please, tell me you're joking.
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
03-29-2016, 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Chance Morris
Please, tell me you're joking.
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I never joke about God or America.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
03-30-2016, 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Chance Morris
Please, tell me you're joking.
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I have received an infraction for insulting you. My heart is deep with sorrow and my thoughts are with the affected. God forbid he see me sin like this. Thank the lord I have you all, and that you all can save me.
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
03-30-2016, 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Chance Morris
I have received an infraction for insulting you. My heart is deep with sorrow and my thoughts are with the affected. God forbid he see me sin like this. Thank the lord I have you all, and that you all can save me.
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Ok this is getting out of hand, again I received an infraction. This time, for apologizing. Accept my love just like you would any other. "Love thy neighbour"
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
03-30-2016, 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Chance Morris
I have received an infraction for insulting you. My heart is deep with sorrow and my thoughts are with the affected. God forbid he see me sin like this. Thank the lord I have you all, and that you all can save me.
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I forgive you, but I'm not sure if Jesus will.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
03-30-2016, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Des
I forgive you, but I'm not sure if Jesus will.
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I accept your apology, its the shame the moderators cant have the same sense of maturity as you.
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
03-30-2016, 03:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Chance Morris
I accept your apology, its the shame the moderators cant have the same sense of maturity as you.
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It seems like the IQ of unsaved trash has been reaching a new low recently. (Hint: that was not a compliment).
Sweetie, Brother Des did not utter an apology, he just forgave you for your trespassing. It is something that we Christians do (Matthew 6:14-15). If you are unclear about the difference between forgiving and apologizing, please feel free to google these terms, or look them up in a dictionary.
Anyway. It looks like you're headed to Hell, because God already hates you for being a whiner:
Numbers 11:1 And when the people complained, it displeased the Lord: and the Lord heard it; and his anger was kindled; and the fire of the Lord burnt among them, and consumed them that were in the uttermost parts of the camp.
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
09-11-2016, 12:17 AM
I would like to add a small addendum to the many, many reasons why God hates South America.
In these savage lands, women do not stay at home to cook, clean, and raise babies as all women should, but rather go dancing and flirting and having a good time while men are left to care for the children: (As you can see, they also start reproducing at an awfully early age. Also please note that the spectators of this horrifying scene are laughing, as if it was something normal).
Since men have their masculinity diminished because of their dominant spouses, they are too afraid to participate in the military. Hence, the military defense is left to children that have not yet taken a spouse:
It is up to these child soldiers to defend their homelands. Lucky for them, ungodly South America is a worthless wasteland, otherwise they'd lose any war in the first 24 hours. Even quicker if the adversary was armed with ice cream and lollipops.
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
09-11-2016, 01:34 AM
Many times those kids are really grown ups in disguise:
I believe is due the fact that they are in love with a Cathylick priest, and he would look away if they are dressed like grown ups...
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
04-19-2017, 02:39 AM
Six thousand years ago, the LORD peppered the whole earth with wild, glorious animals for man to tame. Americans tamed the wild horse, and in turn the Wild West.
South Americans, mocking the Lord Jesus Christ, made fools out of His Creation.
Is it any wonder He smites them for fun and justice?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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