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Brothers and Sisters of Landover, I have a feeling that some rather dark times are ahead of us. The liberal media is sucessfully brainwashing the uneducated rabble that populate the Northeast, West Coast and most urban areas, and it is quite possible that God is planning to let Satan have another try at our Christian homeland by the election of Barak Obama.
Liberals, Demoncrats and other anti-Americans, much like a scorned, wayward housewife filled with lunacy and alcohol, might try to find "solice" in a smooth talking buck Negro. If electing a colored Demoncrat to office is anything like interracial adultery, then we know the consequences will be grave. My eyes fill with tears as I imagine this once great nation pregnant with a belly that holds the color of sin, a mind clouded with empty promises of support, and a body ravaged by more than it could ever handle.
But politics aside, I fear that the poor boy could not handle it! Even in the Bush administration there are some colored folks, but how can they have fault when they are told what to do by the greatest President in history? If Barak is left to his own devices, the office of President could become just as trivial as being in the last pick draft of the NBA. How can any unsigned bills be read when the video crew of MTV's Cribs are packing the Oval Office? How will any foreign dignitary be able to sign a pro-US trade agreement with sore hands after a crash course in ten different handshakes? Even the desk in the Oval Office won't be good enough for him to rest his hands on, as he will need to have a new one fashioned from the hood of a police car just to feel normal.
This is a serious concern of mine, my fellow congregants. What God wills will happen, but that doesn't mean we should just sit back and presume that's what He is going to do! Let us show the American people (and the Lord) that we do not want Satan to win! We must find anything we can to dissuade folks from voting for Barak Obama, and if it isn't enough to stop that, it should at least be enough to impeach him for.
God Bless and praise Jesus!
Liberals, Demoncrats and other anti-Americans, much like a scorned, wayward housewife filled with lunacy and alcohol, might try to find "solice" in a smooth talking buck Negro. If electing a colored Demoncrat to office is anything like interracial adultery, then we know the consequences will be grave. My eyes fill with tears as I imagine this once great nation pregnant with a belly that holds the color of sin, a mind clouded with empty promises of support, and a body ravaged by more than it could ever handle.
But politics aside, I fear that the poor boy could not handle it! Even in the Bush administration there are some colored folks, but how can they have fault when they are told what to do by the greatest President in history? If Barak is left to his own devices, the office of President could become just as trivial as being in the last pick draft of the NBA. How can any unsigned bills be read when the video crew of MTV's Cribs are packing the Oval Office? How will any foreign dignitary be able to sign a pro-US trade agreement with sore hands after a crash course in ten different handshakes? Even the desk in the Oval Office won't be good enough for him to rest his hands on, as he will need to have a new one fashioned from the hood of a police car just to feel normal.
This is a serious concern of mine, my fellow congregants. What God wills will happen, but that doesn't mean we should just sit back and presume that's what He is going to do! Let us show the American people (and the Lord) that we do not want Satan to win! We must find anything we can to dissuade folks from voting for Barak Obama, and if it isn't enough to stop that, it should at least be enough to impeach him for.
God Bless and praise Jesus!
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