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07-19-2008, 10:47 PM
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Inanimate objects are not capable of "sin."
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So passed out drunk babes are off the hook?
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07-19-2008, 10:59 PM
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So passed out drunk babes are off the hook?
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If you're asking if having sex with a woman while she's passed out drunk is ok, the answer is no. It's rape.
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07-19-2008, 11:15 PM
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If you're asking if having sex with a woman while she's passed out drunk is ok, the answer is no. It's rape.
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I agree that havin sex with passed out drunk babes aint so great but the question was does she sin?
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07-20-2008, 12:23 AM
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I agree that havin sex with passed out drunk babes aint so great but the question was does she sin?
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No she does not.
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07-20-2008, 12:34 AM
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No she does not.
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OK now, so lets wrap this up. It OK for Avocados to wed and stackable washer dryers of mixed colors to fornicate and its no sin for babes to get drunk and do the bone dance as long as they're passed out. How come I've never run across you in Quarantine?
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07-20-2008, 04:47 AM
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OK now, so lets wrap this up. It OK for Avocados to wed and stackable washer dryers of mixed colors to fornicate and its no sin for babes to get drunk and do the bone dance as long as they're passed out. How come I've never run across you in Quarantine?
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I'll type slowly so you can understand.
Neither avocadoes nor household appliances marry, nor do they have sex.
It is not a sin to get drunk, and if someone uses a drunk woman's unconscious body as a means to his own satisfaction, she has not had sex, since she did not give consent. He has committed rape.
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07-20-2008, 05:16 AM
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I'll type slowly so you can understand.
Neither avocadoes nor household appliances marry, nor do they have sex.
It is not a sin to get drunk, and if someone uses a drunk woman's unconscious body as a means to his own satisfaction, she has not had sex, since she did not give consent. He has committed rape.
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Glad you cleared that up, I was worried about you.
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07-20-2008, 06:00 AM
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If you're asking if having sex with a woman while she's passed out drunk is ok, the answer is no. It's rape.
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Not if you have a pre-inebriation consent form signed.
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07-20-2008, 05:23 PM
Here is a pretty wedding dress:
[IMG]file:///C:/Users/brandy/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-6.jpg[/IMG]
Here is another pretty wedding dress:
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07-20-2008, 05:32 PM
Those aren't wedding dresses. Those are Halloween costumes.
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07-20-2008, 07:21 PM
I think they're gorgeous Wolfspirit.
Nobar, to some those are wedding dresses. Someone can get married in a nice buisness suit for crying out loud. It doesn't matter what the dress looks like and the dress does not make one marriage more valid than the next.
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07-20-2008, 07:42 PM
Dog Spit,
I see your younger sister is getting married before you?
As Jaw would say "Why the long face?"
She looks beautiful in this wagon-burner wal-mart special.
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07-20-2008, 08:32 PM
Um...Jaw.... that's a doll, not a human being. It was made of plastic, and the dress looks to be hand crocheted. But, it is very pretty nonetheless.
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07-20-2008, 11:12 PM
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Those aren't wedding dresses. Those are Halloween costumes.
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Actually they are wedding dresses. They are Goth Weddings.
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I think they're gorgeous Wolfspirit.
Nobar, to some those are wedding dresses. Someone can get married in a nice buisness suit for crying out loud. It doesn't matter what the dress looks like and the dress does not make one marriage more valid than the next.
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Dog Spit,
I see your younger sister is getting married before you?
As Jaw would say "Why the long face?"
She looks beautiful in this wagon-burner wal-mart special.
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My younger sister is two years old, you retard. That picture you have is a picture of a Native American doll.
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07-21-2008, 12:51 AM
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My younger sister is two years old and is marrying a gothtard Priest.
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THAT is disgusting squawspit. You should really take your sister out of your parent's mud-hole and transfer her to a Landover safehouse for protection. You wagon-burners disgust me.
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Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S -
07-21-2008, 01:32 AM
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THAT is disgusting squawspit. You should really take your sister out of your parent's mud-hole and transfer her to a Landover safehouse for protection. You wagon-burners disgust me.
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Do not change my words around. We take good care of her and no one would marry at two years old, you retard!!! You people disgust with the things you think, say, do. Why do you go around and change what people say to make me look like I am the bad person. When you people are bad for promoting hate, racism, and other sick things. You people are what is wrong with the world and I hope your hate speech site is shut down because that is what this site is. My sister lives in a trailer with me and my parents and there is no way you are getting my little sister! She would not want to come with you anyway she is always following my mom and I around and odes not like strangers to even pick her up.
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07-21-2008, 01:35 AM
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THAT is disgusting squawspit. You should really take your sister out of your parent's mud-hole and transfer her to a Landover safehouse for protection. You wagon-burners disgust me.
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Jackass, you extremists disgust me with your sick and twisted thoughts and the things you do!!!!
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07-21-2008, 01:43 AM
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We treat her like wolf-vomit. My tard parents just want to get her out of the mud-hole and into the priests wig-wam. It seems disgusting, but I love gothtard homer pedophile priests. I guess I am a bad person. I am all for promoting hate, racism, and other sick things. I am what is wrong with the world. There is no way you are saving my little sister! She would not want to come with you anyway as she is always following the gothtard priest when my mom is passed-out.
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What can I say? This is so sad
You know Jesus hates you for whoring out your sister.
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07-21-2008, 01:54 AM
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What can I say? This is so sad
You know Jesus hates you for whoring out your sister.
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Stop changing my words around!! There is no way I would harm my sister!!! You are a Jackass!!!! If Jesus was real he would hate you people for the hate you spout and the racism you spout!! What gives you the right to change my words around? I hope you receive an infraction for this because you deserve it and you are in no way a Christian at all. You are an extremist and a lunatic.
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07-21-2008, 04:06 AM
No, Wolfspirit. They are just brainwashed. They aren't crazy. I've seen crazy.
Don't worry, I only hit you with the backside! Oh, right that's a double edged sword.... SORRY! ;;
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