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Brothers and Sisters,
In my path as a scientist, I am often scorned for my unquestioning loyalty to the Bible. They only scoff when I repeat my mantra: "God said it, I believe it, and thats the end of that!". I stand before you today with MORE proof (as though it were needed
) that God hates homers. While I generally am not a fan of "facts" and "evidence", as it can lead to a very slippery slope into the depths of Hell, I feel that in this case I can make an exception.
No wonder California is constantly being shaken by earthquakes and the like: God is angered by their homesexual-loving ways! It is so clear -- how can evidence such as this be ignored? When God gets angry, in some cases he shows it through earthquakes (other times through just smiting people, but in this case its more energy-efficient to shake the ground a touch instead of individually smiting all Californicators). Praise Jesus for this revelation!
The next time some lieberal asks you where your "evidence" is, you can add this to your arsenal (if you indeed must stoop to using evidence, although I do recommend against it - for " 1Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen." as the Holy Word states in Hebrews 11:1)
In my path as a scientist, I am often scorned for my unquestioning loyalty to the Bible. They only scoff when I repeat my mantra: "God said it, I believe it, and thats the end of that!". I stand before you today with MORE proof (as though it were needed
) that God hates homers. While I generally am not a fan of "facts" and "evidence", as it can lead to a very slippery slope into the depths of Hell, I feel that in this case I can make an exception.
Originally posted by Psalm 18:7
The next time some lieberal asks you where your "evidence" is, you can add this to your arsenal (if you indeed must stoop to using evidence, although I do recommend against it - for " 1Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen." as the Holy Word states in Hebrews 11:1)
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