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Jesus' eternal love DEAR JESUS - 12-25-2015, 09:10 PM

Please if you read this thread, what I want for Christmas is peace on earth and goodwill to all men, and a can of decent cheese whiz. You can't even buy that stuff in France - whoever said the French were famous for their cheese is lying. I've been a good Christian soldier this year so please fill out my stockings. Amen.


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Default Re: DEAR JESUS - 12-26-2015, 06:32 AM

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Please if you read this thread, what I want for Christmas is peace on earth and goodwill to all men, and a can of decent cheese whiz. You can't even buy that stuff in France - whoever said the French were famous for their cheese is lying. I've been a good Christian soldier this year so please fill out my stockings. Amen.
Done.

And I think you'll find that the can of Bacon-Flavored Cheddar Cheese Whiz© that I left under your tree is Blessed in a special way; It will never run out.


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Default Re: DEAR JESUS - 12-26-2015, 09:17 AM

Dear Jesus, please sir, I pray that I may find extra strength to serve my husband well, and the meekness of spirit to obey him in everything as You have commanded.


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Default Re: DEAR JESUS - 12-27-2015, 10:57 AM

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Done.

And I think you'll find that the can of Bacon-Flavored Cheddar Cheese Whiz© that I left under your tree is Blessed in a special way; It will never run out.
THANK YOU JESUS!


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Done.

And I think you'll find that the can of Bacon-Flavored Cheddar Cheese Whiz© that I left under your tree is Blessed in a special way; It will never run out.
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We don't save the souls of Hamite phony gods! Go back to Ejipt shawarma boy!


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