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Pray for Yoko Ono -
02-18-2012, 02:53 AM
Brothers and Sisters in Christ, Yoko Ono's endless caterwauling has been an insufferable scourge on our Christian civilization for many decades. You would think that Jesus gave her fair warning after killing John Lennon before her very eyes.
Now we see the Nipponese nemesis in her latest "performance art" that represents either demon possession or the promotion of anal sex. Either way, it is followed by vigorous applause by an audience of New Yorkers at the sound of what hell is like.
Pray for Yoko Ono that her immortal soul is Saved before it is too late.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: Pray for Yoko Ono -
02-18-2012, 03:01 AM
SWEET JESUS!! MY EARS!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pray for Yoko Ono -
02-18-2012, 03:24 AM
Oh my! The horror!
Why has this woman not remarried? Why must we all be tortured because she can't be bothered to read her Bible??
1 Corinthians 7:8-9 I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, it is good for them if they abide even as I. But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.
I have never wanted someone to contain as much as I did just now. This type of behavior needs to stay in the bedroom. Especially when it looks and sounds like this.
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Re: Pray for Yoko Ono -
02-18-2012, 03:26 AM
That is NOT a person. It's a DEMON!
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Re: Pray for Yoko Ono -
02-18-2012, 03:47 AM
What was that? An imitation of a chimpanzee having multiple orgasms?!
Goes to show that there is nothing so vile and utterly devoid of artistic merit that a New Yorker won't applaud!
Oh, and just in case I've somehow misunderstood what I've just seen, I am praying that Yoko Ono gets over her stroke, or epilepsy, or demon possession, as the case may be.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Pray for Yoko Ono -
02-18-2012, 04:19 AM
Apparently it's been bellowing like this for years! With hippies playing guitars!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pray for Yoko Ono -
02-18-2012, 06:40 AM
Why this japanese woman make all asian people look even bad than we are? Why she no in kitchen and make rice like good asian woman? We asian people need to know our place. The music and all good things must be run by the superior white man. Only they know how to make it good. I will pray for her on many moons.
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Re: Pray for Yoko Ono -
02-18-2012, 06:45 AM
I'm not sure that kind of rampant racism will be welcome in this thread, Chin-Sang. I would also suggest praying for her every day, not just "many", until she submits her life completely to devoted to loving Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior.
Glory!
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Re: Pray for Yoko Ono -
02-18-2012, 06:51 AM
I no make racing. Yes, i pray for her every night before I sleep. She must be save from her wicked ways.
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Re: Pray for Yoko Ono -
02-18-2012, 07:15 AM
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I no make racing. Yes, i pray for her every night before I sleep. She must be save from her wicked ways.
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She's one of your kind. Can you make out what she's wailing about?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pray for Yoko Ono -
02-18-2012, 07:29 AM
I no think of listen to video until you say something. Good thing I do. I can only know few words she saying. She is speak in chink talk and some other talk. The chink talk say that she need very much help. It say that she can no hold back evils in her (must be demon in her?). Please, can we hold prayer for her soul? We need power of almighty God.
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Re: Pray for Yoko Ono -
02-18-2012, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Sip-bal
I no think of listen to video until you say something. Good thing I do. I can only know few words she saying. She is speak in chink talk and some other talk. The chink talk say that she need very much help. It say that she can no hold back evils in her (must be demon in her?). Please, can we hold prayer for her soul? We need power of almighty God.
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Re: Pray for Yoko Ono -
02-18-2012, 02:55 PM
Oh mercy! As soon as that little yip started yodeling or whatever they call it. I nearly knocked over everything on my desk to get to the volume knob of my speakers!
My nephew came out of the guest room asking what all the wailing was about. You know it's pretty bad if it rouses that boy out of bed before noon!
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Re: Pray for Yoko Ono -
02-18-2012, 03:06 PM
I'm sorry, Brother. I try to be a Good Christian Lady, but Praying for Yoko Ohno is a bit too much for me, I Fear
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Re: Pray for Yoko Ono -
02-18-2012, 07:19 PM
This Chinese whore married the British communist John Lennon who hated America, for that she will burn in hell if she isnt saved.
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Re: Pray for Yoko Ono -
02-18-2012, 07:36 PM
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This Chinese whore married the British communist John Lennon who hated America, for that she will burn in hell if she isnt saved.
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I imagine that her slant caterwauling sounds a lot like the savage lesbian eskimo rituals you have to suffer through. Am I right, Nanook?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pray for Yoko Ono -
02-18-2012, 09:13 PM
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I imagine that her slant caterwauling sounds a lot like the savage lesbian eskimo rituals you have to suffer through. Am I right, Nanook?
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You are right! I understand exactly what those clicks and grunts means, but they are too graphic to be translated on a Christian Church forum
And how did you know my name is Nanook? You have to be really smart to find out that!
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