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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 09-02-2008, 11:33 PM

Well, since I have given birth, what does that make me?
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 09-02-2008, 11:38 PM

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Well, since I have given birth, what does that make me?
A horrible mother.

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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 09-02-2008, 11:39 PM

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Well, since I have given birth, what does that make me?
A whore. Because you aren't married.

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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 09-02-2008, 11:42 PM

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A horrible mother.
I never said I was raising the kid.
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A whore. Because you aren't married.

By the way, if I catch you posting in the MEN'S ONLY section of this board one more time, I'll toss you into Quarantine.
Does this time count? And I am not a whore. I do it for free. Whores, as I understand it, get paid. I am a SODOMITE and a SLUT.
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 09-03-2008, 12:39 AM

Bama Girl, I know you've got a mustache like a man and more testosterone flooding your veins than Barry Bonds did when he broke that other negro's home run record, but it takes just a little bit more than that to post in the Promise Enforcers thread. What part of Men Only! don't you understand?

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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 09-05-2008, 10:15 AM

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I never said I was raising the kid.


Does this time count? And I am not a whore. I do it for free. Whores, as I understand it, get paid. I am a SODOMITE and a SLUT.

Looking at your picture I would have guessed you had to pay them...

Which would mean you're still part of a transaction that celebrates whoredom...

I hope you like yoghurt, cos with that face a glass of fresh milk will never make it your lips without turning......




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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 10-25-2008, 08:06 PM

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See, this just shows how uppity and lost you are. Our True Christian girls are perfectly happy to serve their Menfolk, following God's expectations. According to you they should all be hiding out at some lezbean secret safehouse hidden on the outskirts of Des Moines, but that place burned to the ground and not even the mexican contractors will rebuild it, Praise Jesus!

My girlfriend sister Thumper will tell you all about it once the swelling goes down.
The women you meet must be kinda strange?
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 10-27-2009, 06:08 PM

This is unbelievable! Is it a joke? The idea that a man would, or could, spank me is ludicrous. I have a wicked sense of humor and love to pull pranks, including pranks on my husband. Not long ago, I covered the inside lenses of his sunglasses with black shoe polish so when he put them on, he couldn't see anything. While he didn't think it was very funny, he sure didn't spank me for it! What is up with you guys? You sound archaic like cavemen! You sound like you don't even have a sense of humor. You guys need to lighten up and not take life so seriously. Planning my next prank right now...
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 10-27-2009, 06:18 PM

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This is unbelievable! Is it a joke? The idea that a man would, or could, spank me is ludicrous. I have a wicked sense of humor and love to pull pranks, including pranks on my husband. Not long ago, I covered the inside lenses of his sunglasses with black shoe polish so when he put them on, he couldn't see anything. While he didn't think it was very funny, he sure didn't spank me for it! What is up with you guys? You sound archaic like cavemen! You sound like you don't even have a sense of humor. You guys need to lighten up and not take life so seriously. Planning my next prank right now...

Why yo be dissin da head of yo crib. Ta be dissin yo man is da same as dissin yo Lord, cents he be da head of ebery tang.

Dang wuman, iffin yous done dat to a good Christain man, yous be beat fo dat an a Iz be sure dat yo no dissin yo man again. Yous wumen only learns by da beatins. Don't spare da rod like da good book be sayin


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Cool Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 10-27-2009, 06:39 PM

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Why yo be dissin da head of yo crib. Ta be dissin yo man is da same as dissin yo Lord, cents he be da head of ebery tang.

Dang wuman, iffin yous done dat to a good Christain man, yous be beat fo dat an a Iz be sure dat yo no dissin yo man again. Yous wumen only learns by da beatins. Don't spare da rod like da good book be sayin

Okay, very funny. Now I know this whole site has just been put up as a joke.
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 10-27-2009, 06:41 PM

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Okay, very funny. Now I know this whole site has just been put up as a joke.

Wuz yo be call me a joke beacuh? Yo getts yo funk wuman stank ass outta here! Dis a be for da men only!


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This is unbelievable! Is it a joke? The idea that a man would, or could, spank me is ludicrous. I have a wicked sense of humor and love to pull pranks, including pranks on my husband. Not long ago, I covered the inside lenses of his sunglasses with black shoe polish so when he put them on, he couldn't see anything. While he didn't think it was very funny, he sure didn't spank me for it! What is up with you guys? You sound archaic like cavemen! You sound like you don't even have a sense of humor. You guys need to lighten up and not take life so seriously. Planning my next prank right now...
I never spank, I give a good switching.

Misbehavior is not tolerated in the Hutchins house. There are no exceptions. A two hour switching followed by a few days in the prayer closet has my wife thinking right.

The only 'pranks' I allow are those played on the help.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 10-27-2009, 07:02 PM

In our home, we sit at our dining table to read the Bible together. Our closets are used for storage only.

My husband would not dare try to spank me, and I don't believe for one minute that a man who truly loves his wife would hit her with a stick for two hours! If you love your wife as yourself, would you allow someone to hit you with a stick for two hours?
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Smile Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 10-27-2009, 07:17 PM

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In our home, we sit at our dining table to read the Bible together. Our closets are used for storage only.

My husband would not dare try to spank me, and I don't believe for one minute that a man who truly loves his wife would hit her with a stick for two hours! If you love your wife as yourself, would you allow someone to hit you with a stick for two hours?
I am sorry to hear you are not fortunate enough to have a prayer closet. Perhaps if you sold some of your pie, your husband could afford one.

It is a shame your husband is such a pantywaist and is afraid to be a real man. How long have you known he was a closet Homer? Perhaps that is why you do not have a prayer closet, because he is secreting himself in it.

Switching my family proves I love them. If I did not give them all the attention I do, they would feel unloved. Should I ignore misbehavior? Should I let people do what ever they want? People need to know there are consequences for their actions. When I 'get involved' with a member of my family, they know I love them. Because if I did not love them, I would not 'get involved. Same reason Jesus died the slow death on the cross for our sins. Love and suffering are one and the same.

Why would a stranger want to hit me because I love my wife? Are you drinking?


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 10-27-2009, 07:19 PM

Dang sugar, Iz done thought dat y'all naughty girls likes da spankin anyway.

Yous sure do be needin some Godly spankin tho, cause yous just aint right in yo place in yo crib. Yous all be thinking dat yo gotts a say in it? Yo alls ta be unda da man.


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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 10-27-2009, 07:30 PM

We go to the Baptist church and have never been informed we need to have a prayer closet. Jesus hears our prayers no matter where we are. What conference is your church a member of? I don't recall what ours is -- General Conference I think; I just know that we avoid all Baptist churches that are members of the conference that donated $800,000 to build a gay church in Seattle.

I have also never been informed by my church that my husband needs to spank me for my disobedience. If we have disagreements, we talk about them without resorting to violence to solve our difficulties.

You say you are in Iowa. Are you sure your church is not in Kentucky? I have heard that Appalachian men spank their wives, but I have not heard of another society that holds to this barbaric custom! The Bible says spare the rod, spoil the CHILD; not spare the rod, spoil the WIFE!! I am an adult and expect to be treated as such. Therefore, if I want to scream and yell and burn dinner and have a tantrum, that is exactly what I will do. What do you think about them apples?
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 10-27-2009, 07:36 PM

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Dang sugar, Iz done thought dat y'all naughty girls likes da spankin anyway.

Yous sure do be needin some Godly spankin tho, cause yous just aint right in yo place in yo crib. Yous all be thinking dat yo gotts a say in it? Yo alls ta be unda da man.
Would you please stop talking like that? It's ridiculous. Perhaps someone should spank YOU!

You think I need to be spanked? Why? You don't even know me. Tell me how you would do it -- I'm curious...
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 10-27-2009, 07:40 PM

Yous just a beein igerint wumen! Yous can't eben sees dat dis is fo men only! Yous just rantin on shown us hows stupid yous realy is. Iffin yo husband was a real man he'd be tannin yo behind right now for hangin out rappin wit da men folk!


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Smile Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 10-27-2009, 07:46 PM

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We go to the Baptist church and have never been informed we need to have a prayer closet. Jesus hears our prayers no matter where we are. What conference is your church a member of? I don't recall what ours is -- General Conference I think; I just know that we avoid all Baptist churches that are members of the conference that donated $800,000 to build a gay church in Seattle.
A prayer closet is a place for personal reflection. Typically soundproof, they allow complete devotion to God without interruption. Google it.

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I have also never been informed by my church that my husband needs to spank me for my disobedience. If we have disagreements, we talk about them without resorting to violence to solve our difficulties.
Switching is not violence. I abhor violence. If you think the two are the same, you have a pretty warped view of the world. I can verbally reprimand my wife or children alone or include the switch. I know when I include the switch, it is the last time the problem ever arises. Tell me, which would you prefer, to be yelled at for being an idiot empty headed female every single day of your life or just one good switching instead?

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You say you are in Iowa. Are you sure your church is not in Kentucky? I have heard that Appalachian men spank their wives, but I have not heard of another society that holds to this barbaric custom! The Bible says spare the rod, spoil the CHILD; not spare the rod, spoil the WIFE!! I am an adult and expect to be treated as such. Therefore, if I want to scream and yell and burn dinner and have a tantrum, that is exactly what I will do. What do you think about them apples?
If you are an adult, why would you have a tantrum? Only immature babies have tantrums. And deliberately burning dinner, young lady, you have some serious mental issues.


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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 10-27-2009, 07:48 PM

While it is true that I would not want my husband to know that I stumbled upon this site in my search for midwest baptist churches, that would not give him the right to spank me. However, in reading these posts, it sounds as though you gentlemen, and I use the term very loosely, don't just spank you wives. Rather, it sounds as though you beat them, and that is a terrible thing. It must not do any good though. I see that this thread is supposed to be for men only, yet I see your wives posting regularly.

A moment ago, some text flashed across my screen saying I have received an infraction. What would that be? Is that like a cyber spanking or something?
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