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Default Please Pray for Sarah Palin - 09-02-2008, 09:33 PM

After one of my church's board members shared the following with me, I agreed that this Sunday we should host a prayer event to support Sarah Palin. I hope Landover's pastors will join in!

From http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/2008/...servative.html (this page also lists her positions on several social issues):
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CNN polling says she'd lose 54-41 in a head-to-head matchup against Joe Biden.


After Trig the Tard (possibly Bristol's first bastard), the upcoming Bristol Bastard, Troopergate, her flubs on the Pledge of Allegiance and function of the Vice President, and of course her long-standing sympathy for the Alaskan Independence Party (a secessionist group which wants to leave the United States), this negative polling is the last thing Sarah Plain needs.

Please join me in lifting her up in prayer, that God may hear how much we love Sarah Palin, a true compassionate conservative!


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Default Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin - 09-02-2008, 09:42 PM

You are so right Rev. Rodimer. It's not her fault her slut daughter is having a bastard (possibly the second one). Her unfortunate decision to keep the Tard can be written off to the pressures of her responsibilities to True Christians™ everywhere.

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After one of my church's board members shared the following with me, I agreed that this Sunday we should host a prayer event to support Sarah Palin. I hope Landover's pastors will join in!

From http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/2008/...servative.html (this page also lists her positions on several social issues):



After Trig the Tard (possibly Bristol's first bastard), the upcoming Bristol Bastard, Troopergate, her flubs on the Pledge of Allegiance and function of the Vice President, and of course her long-standing sympathy for the Alaskan Independence Party (a secessionist group which wants to leave the United States), this negative polling is the last thing Sarah Plain needs.

Please join me in lifting her up in prayer, that God may hear how much we love Sarah Palin, a true compassionate conservative!




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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Default Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin - 09-02-2008, 11:21 PM

Indeed, I will do as you suggest, Rev. Rodimer. I will also pray that the Lord will cause the miscarriage of her grandchild, as He did in days of old with the children of the sinful:

As for Ephraim, their glory shall fly away like a bird, from the birth, and from the womb, and from the conception.... Give them, O LORD: what wilt thou give? give them a miscarrying womb and dry breasts.... Ephraim is smitten, their root is dried up, they shall bear no fruit: yea, though they bring forth, yet will I slay even the beloved fruit of their womb. My God will cast them away, because they did not hearken unto him: and they shall be wanderers among the nations. Hosea 9:11, 14, 16-17



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Default Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin - 09-03-2008, 02:12 AM

Do we pray at a specific time for the Miscarraige or do individual prayers at different times add up the same way. If we all Prayed very, very hard at the same time for the Slut Bristol to miscarry, wouldn't that be better than just randomly praying at some point this Sunday?

And I'll pray for the Blameless Sarah Palin in a general way as well of course. But this Miscarriage Prayer is I think a great thing for good Christians everywhere to take part in.


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Default Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin - 09-03-2008, 09:43 PM

The LIEbral media simply won't leave this poor, defenseless woman alone!




She stands for all the right things, isn't that what really matters?


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Default Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin - 09-04-2008, 12:10 AM

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Do we pray at a specific time for the Miscarraige or do individual prayers at different times add up the same way.
I don't think it makes much difference. God already knows who's going to pray for the miscarriage, so why would He care when each of us do the praying?

But hey, if you have some Scripture that says something different, I'm open to holding a prayer meeting.



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Default Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin - 09-04-2008, 12:59 AM

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I don't think it makes much difference. God already knows who's going to pray for the miscarriage, so why would He care when each of us do the praying?

But hey, if you have some Scripture that says something different, I'm open to holding a prayer meeting.
I'm not sure if this is definitive on the topic, but it sounds like Simultaneous Prayer might work better.

And when they had prayed, the place was shaken where they were assembled together; and they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and they spake the word of God with boldness. Acts 4:31


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Default Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin - 09-04-2008, 02:14 PM

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I'm not sure if this is definitive on the topic, but it sounds like Simultaneous Prayer might work better.
This thread is entirely sick, but finally something good has emerged from it. Acts 4 is one of my favorite books of the Bible. It expresses Jesus's desire that rich people support the poor:

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And when they had prayed, the place was shaken where they were assembled together; and they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and they spake the word of God with boldness. And the multitude of them that believed were of one heart and of one soul: neither said any of them that ought of the things which he possessed was his own; but they had all things common. And with great power gave the apostles witness of the resurrection of the Lord Jesus: and great grace was upon them all. Neither was there any among them that lacked: for as many as were possessors of lands or houses sold them, and brought the prices of the things that were sold, And laid them down at the apostles' feet: and distribution was made unto every man according as he had need. And Joses, who by the apostles was surnamed Barnabas, (which is, being interpreted, The son of consolation,) a Levite, and of the country of Cyprus, Having land, sold it, and brought the money, and laid it at the apostles' feet.


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Default Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin - 09-04-2008, 02:57 PM

The Palin girl may unknowingly be a host to one or more of these DEMONS:

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I confess my sexual sins and ask you to place them under Your Blood. I renounce them and am truly sorry for participation. I repent and ask forgiveness. I ask you to cleanse, heal and deliver me. Jesus became a curse for me on the Cross and blotted out the Handwriting Of Ordinances against me. I ask that The Holy Spirit reveal other sexual offenses in my life that I or my ancestors have committed.

I confess relationships with their activities, thoughts, desires and attitudes as sin: preoccupation with sensual desires, appetites and indulgences; longing and ardent desire for what is forbidden; inordinate affection, and unnatural and unrestrained passions and lusts; promoting or partaking of that which produces lewd emotions, and fosters sexual sin and lust; filthy communication: obscene and filthy language, conversation and jokes; lewd and obscene music, poetry, literature and art; pornography; acts of sodomy, adultery, immorality, fornication, masturbation, oral sex, effeminacy and homosexuality; affection for and attachment to philosophies, religions, and life styles which glorify, promote and condone sexual conduct in thought, word and deed contrary to the standard of the Bible; sexual occult involvement, both known and unknown, by me or my ancestors; expression of these philosophies, religions and life styles in art, literature, mass media, and public practices and attitudes.

I thank you for forgiving and cleansing me from unrighteousness. I give my affections and life to You. I ask You to empower areas of my life, so they will be used in service to You. I renounce demonic ties of affection and ask that You help me with agape love.

I break demonic power and authority over my life and affections. I break the hold these sins have had on me. I break soul ties. I break inherited curses and those I have brought upon myself and my descendants. I break curses which have come to me as a result of demonic associations.

I remove myself from demonic authority exercised over me. I come against the demonic authorities who controlled and motivated my relationships. I reclaim ground that I have given to Satan in body, soul and spirit. The Book of Joel states that those who call on the Name Of The Lord shall be delivered. I hate Satan, his demons and his works; I count that which offends You as my enemy. I accept your forgiveness and cleansing. I have confessed my sins, and broken soul ties and curses, and I rebuke Satan. I am reclaiming every area of my soul and body which I formerly gave to Satan. I claim freedom and cleansing in the areas of sexual sin. I renounce Satan and his hosts, and command that they leave me now. I take authority over every demon who has inhabited my mind, will and emotions, and body because of ungodly friendships.

I ask for your cleansing power. I forgive ancestors who have cursed me by their sexual sins. I ask that my descendents forgive me for the curses I have placed on them. I ask you to forgive me for not protecting those you entrusted to my care. I break soul ties with men or women that I have had sexual relations with. I ask that you sever these ties. I forgive those who have hurt me. I ask you to forgive me for having unforgiveness in my heart for others. I ask you to send health and healing to my body and soul. Please restore my family and me. I am thankful you have provided a way for me to be forgiven. I turn from my sins and follow you.

I ask this in The Name Of Jesus Christ: Lord, Master and Savior. I command the spirits to manifest, identify and reveal themselves. I command the families of demonic soul ties, fragmented soul, sexual lust, selfishness, sex with demons, pornography, sexual sins, and sexually transmitted diseases, dysfunctions and injuries.


Demonic Soul Ties and Fragmented Souls

Unnaturally Close Friendships, Blood Covenants, Covenants, Promises, Allegiances

Carnal and Voluptuous Senses and Appetites Rock, Country, Blue Grass, Melancholy Music
Poetry, Art, Literature and Media
Lust, Passions, Fantasy Lust

Worship of Sex

Divers Lusts, Lust of Eyes, Lust of Flesh
Lustfulness

Vain Imaginations

Unrestrained Passions and Lusts
Material Lust

Foo Lust

Sex Dreams

Burning with Lust

Selfishness, Lovers of Pleasure, Loss of Self Confidence

Self: Conceit, Protection, Pity, Reward, Awareness, Condemnation, Hatred, Gratification, Other spirits in the Self Family

Sex With Demons

Succubus, Incubus, Fondling Hands, Caressing Hot Lips, Occult Sex, Sex Orgies
Satan Worship
Pornography, Child Pornography, X-Rated Movies, Obscene Jokes, Pornographic Channels, Pictures and Books

General Sexual, Fornication,Adultery (Also Marriage To Divorced Person),Masculine Women, Lesbianism,Effeminate Men, Homosexuality,Evil Concupiscence
Lasciviousness, Lewdness, Lewd Emotions
Filthy Language: Obscenity, Blasphemy, Profanity
Masturbation
Abortion, Murder, Killing, Death
Ahab, Jezebel
Exposure, Uncleanness, Perversion
Pride, Ego, Vanity
Sexual Fantasies and Activities, Flirting
Nymphomania, Masochism
Immorality, Prostitution, Harlotry, Whore, Whoredom
Incest, Bastard
Rape, Fondling, Voyeurism
Bad Dreams, Bestiality
Deviation, Depravity
Frigidity, Impotence
Rage, Fear, Anxiety, Debilitating Guilt, Menopause
Manic Depression, Schizophrenia, Exhibitionism, Dementia
Domination, Control, Promiscuity
Shame, Insecurity, Hurt, Victim, Suicide
Cruelty, Hardness, Hate, Harshness, Unscrupulousness
Insanity, Degenerate Mind, Carnal Mind
Idolatry
Distrust, Lost Respect for Mate, Deceit
Undisciplined
Enmity Towards God, Works of Darkness, Mockery
Spiritually Dwarfed Manhood and Womanhood
Defiled, Degraded, Violated
Sexual Bargaining, Married Prostitute and Pimp
Fear of Homosexuality and Lesbianism
Love of Sex, Power and Money
Child and Adult Sexual Molestation
Abnormal and Deviate Sex and Impurities
Depraved Manners, Morals and Character
Subliminal Messages, Sub-audio Suggestions
Alcohol and Drugs
Ignorance, Irresponsibility, Boredom
Doubt, Condemnation, Pressure
Lewdness, Uncleanness, Sexual Liberty
Whore, Prostitute, Harlot, Sex Slave
Enviousness, Jealousy, Cheating
Deficient Thinking
Evil Companionship and Conversation
Useless, Putrid
Lack of Concern, Indifference
Masturbation
Paraphiliac, Rape, Bestiality, Exhibitionism, Fetish Objects
Debilitating Guilt

Abusers of themselves with mankind: Catamites, Arsenokoites and Sodomites; Oral and Anal Sex and all other related demonic families of sexual sins and diseases

Sexually Transmitted Diseases

Related Venereal Diseases: Insanity, Endocarditis, Staggering Gait, Weil's Disease, Soft Chancroid, Heart Disease, Granuloma Inguinal, Ulcerative Lesions, Yaws, Bejel, Mumps, Pinta, Venereal Lympogranuloma, Relapsing Fever, Tropical Ulcer, Rat-Bite Fever

Gonorrhea: Pelvic Inflammatory Disease, Blindness, Oral and Anal Sex, Anal Gonorrhea, Pelvic Inflammatory Disease (PID)

Chlamydia: Urethritis, Cervicitis, Epididymitis, Pelvic Inflammatory Disease, Conjunctivitis, Sterility, Nonspecific Urethritis, Rectal Infections, Infertility

Genital Warts: Human Papilloma Viruses (HPV), Cervical Cancer, Penile Warts

Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome: AIDS, HIV, ARC, PCP, Pneumonia, Meningitis, Herpes Simplex, Intravenous Drug Users, Addicts, Hemophilia, Homosexual and Bisexual Men and Sex Partners, Blood Transfusions, Candidiasis, Viral Infections, Kaposi's Sarcoma

Syphilis: Homosexual and Bisexual Men and Sex Partners, Heteroxexuals, Chancre (Shanker), Paralysis, Senility, Blindness, Congenital Syphilis

Genital Herpes: Cervical Cancer, Prostatic Cancer

Vaginitis: Fungal Vaginitis, Hemophilus, Gardnerella

Other Sexually Transmitted Diseases: Body Lice and Mites, Vaginal and Urinary Tract Infections

Hepatitis: Viral Hepatitis, Homosexuality, Liver Cancer

Intestinal Parasites: Spirochetal Infections

Sexual Dysfunctions and Injuries

Premature Ejaculation, Impotence, Retarded Ejaculation, Erectile Dysfunction, Anorgasmia, Dyspareunia, Prolapse, Endometriosis, Ovarian Tumors, Vaginisumus, Accidents, Structural Damage, Deformities, Hormonal Abnormality



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1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

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Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

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Default Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin - 09-04-2008, 04:57 PM

Sister Justina, was there a Demon of Indecision in there?

That's the one I think she might have:

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Palin: "I told the Congress "thanks, but no thanks," for that Bridge to Nowhere. If our state wanted a bridge, we'd build it ourselves."
Just to reiterate what others have said: Congress' requirement that funds be spent on that bridge (aka the 'earmark') were removed before Sarah Palin became governor. She was therefore in no position to tell Congress anything about the bridge, one way or the other. During her campaign, she said she supported funding for the bridge. Brad Plumer, citing the Anchorage Dialy News via Nexis:
"5. Would you continue state funding for the proposed Knik Arm and Gravina Island bridges?

Yes. I would like to see Alaska's infrastructure projects built sooner rather than later. The window is now--while our congressional delegation is in a strong position to assist."
Later, she accepted the money -- now not restricted by an earmark -- and used it for other infrastructure projects. Here's her statement about why she wasn't building the bridge (also via Plumer.) Decide for yourselves what role a principled opposition to earmark funding plays in it. Hint: here's what residents of Ketchikan AK said when they heard her recent remarks:
"In the city Ketchikan, the planned site of the so-called "Bridge to Nowhere," political leaders of both parties said the claim was false and a betrayal of their community, because she had supported the bridge and the earmark for it secured by Alaska's Congressional delegation during her run for governor. (..)

"People are learning that she pandered to us by saying, I'm for this' ... and then when she found it was politically advantageous for her nationally, abruptly she starts using the very term that she said was insulting," Weinstein said."


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Default Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin - 09-04-2008, 07:21 PM

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After Trig the Tard (possibly Bristol's first bastard), the upcoming Bristol Bastard...
I think that many of you are being too negative. In fact, Governor Palin has a fine family that genuinely represents America's trailer park values. Bristol sounds like a true Christian woman - barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen. Hopefully, her family will soon be able to arrange a marriage to a man who will beat some sense into her. You can rest assured that Bristol will vote Republican, just as soon as she's old enough.

Bristol's child, Trig, would make a great future Republican governor of Alaska - an IQ of 40 is not a disqualification for holding political office. As for Bristol's as-yet-unborn bastard child, when he turns 17 he should have a great job waiting for him as a soldier. In fact, I'm expecting that President McCain will lower the age of military to conscription to 12 - we need as many boots on the ground in Iraq as we can get.

Given Bristol's young age, she should easily be able to produce 7 or 8 more soldiers for God's army before she's all used up. In fact, given the very high incidence of rape in Alaska, she might be able to spit out 10 or 12.

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Default Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin - 10-02-2008, 12:39 PM

Friends in Christ, I come back to this thread to ask you to join me in asking the Lord to give strength to Sarah Palin on this most important night. It is already clear that Satan has poisoned the minds of Democrats against Sarah. His mass media puppets like CNN an CBS and that lesbian Tina Fey and the whole liberal homer-loving West coast elite want to convince America that Sarah is a closed minded mental lightweight who doesn't read the papers, can't find Russia on the map (even though the University of Idaho, which she attended for a year, is in Moscow).

In any event, she can be expected to be up against a blue-blood snotty Washington elistist, Mr. Joe Biden. And so, pray with me friends:

Our Father in Heaven, who sent is son Jesus to earth to die for our sins, we come today to pray for strength for Sarah Palin, whose presence on stage tonight can save a dying political campaign. Although the servants of Satan make fun of each interview more than they did the last, make her not afraid, for as You say in Proverbs 29:25 "The fear of man bringeth a snare: but whoso putteth his trust in the LORD shall be safe." And I know, dear Lord, that she putteth her trust in You.

Strike down the arrogance of education in Joe Biden, for lo though they
"they are inclosed in their own fat: with their mouth they speak proudly." Psalm 17:10. But we know that the LORD is a God of knowledge, and by him actions are weighed. 1 Samuel 2:3.

Our Father, let her natural light shine forth and let the people see that she is one of us, and that "we, the people" should truimph at last to snatch our country from the athiests, the homosexuals and the abortionists and return the United States of America to Thy holy service.

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Default Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin - 10-24-2008, 06:27 AM

Should someone be praying for Palin's illegitimate grandchild ("The First Bastard")? I'm concerned about its soul
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A bastard is a child born out of wedlock, not a child CONCEIVED out of wedlock.

Bristle Palin will be marrying Levi Johnston, aspiring high school dropout, just after Mommy is finished winning the election.


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Bristle Palin will be marrying Levi Johnston, aspiring high school dropout, just after Mommy is finished winning the election.
Sadly, dissention has arisen within the Palin-Johnston household-to-be. Bristle couldn't be more thrilled with the ermine-lined bodysuit that the McCain campaign bought for the new buddle of joy:


And Bristle thought the gift from the Wasilla Assembly of God Holiness Church was nice too:


But Levi insists that his little squirt's gonna RAWK!


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You should be worried about YOUR immortal soul, sinner. God hates a smartmouth.


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Personally I'm more concerned with the little Palin-tard. I'm convinced that there was some sort of switcheroo at the hospital where the liberal doctors tried to burden her with the 'tard-child. From the vast amount that we know about Sarah Palin, we can be 1000% sure that she is the last person that God would afflict with a tard-baby. We here at Landover have done our research and I will direct you to the article published just a little while ago: Do Retarded People Go To Heaven?


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Default Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin - 10-27-2008, 05:27 PM

You all should be praying that Jesus transforms her into a man so that her position as VP won't be a slap to the face of Jesus seeing as He doesn't want any woman to be in a position of authority over a man - PERIOD.

What have you done, John Sidney McCain!?!?

The way Jesus and I see it is that the Republicans just handed this country over to an ethnic because although Jesus won't stand for a female VP, a partially Canaanite president isn't exactly against the rules per say. His Canaanite blood serves his Jephthah and Shemite blood as evidenced by his proper use of the English language, normal manner of walking, and preference for goat meat over fried chicken; all the while maintaining the ability to make a jump shot when the cameras are on.

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While Bristol Palin's out-of-wedlock pregnancy is unfortunate, it never would have happened if Bill Clinton hadn't been President.
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While Bristol Palin's out-of-wedlock pregnancy is unfortunate, it never would have happened if Bill Clinton hadn't been President.

Bill Clinton didn't get her pregnant. I doubt he was even present at the conception.


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