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Default Re: Gday from Australia - 07-20-2008, 03:51 PM

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You guys are not so nice, I thought Christians were supposed to, like, love their neighbours or something like that... You guys are jack-asses!
Thats the problem with ex convicts you can call their wifes, children or anything else but as soon as you start mentioning sheep they get all irate.


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Default Re: Gday from Australia - 07-21-2008, 07:34 PM

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You guys are not so nice, I thought Christians were supposed to, like, love their neighbours or something like that... You guys are jack-asses!
And you sir are a Jesus hating, toothless, gay drunk from Austria, what is your point?


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Default Re: Gday from Australia - 07-23-2008, 12:08 PM

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And you sir are a Jesus hating, toothless, gay drunk from Austria, what is your point?
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Default Re: Gday from Australia - 07-23-2008, 12:18 PM

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Brother Zeke,

I believe G'Day is Australian-speak for 'Gay-Day'. They basically just abbreviate those two words - but it still sounds the same if you listen hard enough.

We all know that Ass-tralia is infested with filthy homers, so I'm not surprised this disgusting 'phrase' has become an everyday greeting over there!
Hey you piffleing stupid asshole? G'Day is an australian abbreviation of the phrase 'Good Day' you dumbass christian son of a bitch. And all of you retards who are calling him a retard keep calling him 'Austrian'. Hes 'Australian' you piffleing dipshits, god you call other people retards even know YOUR the piffleing retards.
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Default Re: Gday from Australia - 07-23-2008, 12:21 PM

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HES FROM GOD DAMNED AUSTRALIA YOU C**K SUCKING MONKEY D**K A**HOLE!!! NOT BLOODY AUSTRIA, GOD FRIKEN DAMN YOU PIECE OF S**T, IMA S**T ON YOUR GODS FORHEAD AND RUB IT IN, THEN IM GONNA MAKE YOUR FREAKING MOTHER EAT IT!! You like that? Oh no, wait, i'm going to hell now just becuase i said that...OH IM SOOOO SCARED OF SOME RETARDED NO-LIFES WHO LIVE ON AN ONLINE 'Church' Church? Yeah..more like a fest of retarded asspoking c*****king weasles! You guys got no balls, i would fight all of you, and screw you all up!

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Default Re: Gday from Australia - 07-23-2008, 12:26 PM

Wow, not too easily excitable. If you become a True Christian™, we'll conduct a healing service for these episodes of yours. In the meantime, I suggest that you drink less coffee.


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Default Re: Gday from Australia - 07-23-2008, 12:38 PM

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You can tell all that about me just from reading one sentence I typed?
All aussies are kuckle dragging Godless abos who are drunk on Foster's Lager. It's well known fact.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Gday from Australia - 07-23-2008, 12:48 PM

Pastor, im australian and an idiot, i was pointing out that we retards keep calling names... like Dipshit. Oh let me confess, I'm the dipshit austrian...
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You guys are not so nice, I thought Christians were supposed to, like, love their neighbours or something like that... You guys are jack-asses!
Yes, I do love my neighbours. Thankfully, none of my neighbours are Austrians.
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HES FROM GOD DAMNED AUSTRALIA YOU C**K SUCKING MONKEY D**K A**HOLE!!! NOT BLOODY AUSTRIA, GOD FRIKEN DAMN YOU PIECE OF S**T, IMA S**T ON YOUR GODS FORHEAD AND RUB IT IN, THEN IM GONNA MAKE YOUR FREAKING MOTHER EAT IT!! You like that? Oh no, wait, i'm going to hell now just becuase i said that...OH IM SOOOO SCARED OF SOME RETARDED NO-LIFES WHO LIVE ON AN ONLINE 'Church' Church? Yeah..more like a fest of retarded asspoking c*****king weasles! You guys got no balls, i would fight all of you, and screw you all up!
Wow, you Austro-alien freaks sure do get pretty aggressive. No wonder you started WWII.


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Hey you piffleing stupid asshole? G'Day is an australian abbreviation of the phrase 'Good Day' you dumbass christian son of a bitch. And all of you retards who are calling him a retard keep calling him 'Austrian'. Hes 'Australian' you piffleing dipshits, god you call other people retards even know YOUR the piffleing retards.
errr - I'm not sure how they do it in austria, but in America (God's chosen country) we drop the "e" from piffle when we write piffling. Try to keep that in mind dumbass.


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Wow, not too easily excitable. If you become a True Christian™, we'll conduct a healing service for these episodes of yours. In the meantime, I suggest that you drink less coffee.
Brother Peters, my father has told me before that the Austrians are drunk pretty much all the time and always looking for a fight. Apparently there's not much else to do in their home land. All the more reason why we need to save these Abos before they destroy themselves!


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HES FROM GOD DAMNED AUSTRALIA YOU C**K SUCKING MONKEY D**K A**HOLE!!! NOT BLOODY AUSTRIA, GOD FRIKEN DAMN YOU PIECE OF S**T, IMA S**T ON YOUR GODS FORHEAD AND RUB IT IN, THEN IM GONNA MAKE YOUR FREAKING MOTHER EAT IT!! You like that? Oh no, wait, i'm going to hell now just becuase i said that...OH IM SOOOO SCARED OF SOME RETARDED NO-LIFES WHO LIVE ON AN ONLINE 'Church' Church? Yeah..more like a fest of retarded asspoking c*****king weasles! You guys got no balls, i would fight all of you, and screw you all up!


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Exclamation Re: Gday from Australia - 07-24-2008, 02:43 PM

Austria is a landlocked country in central Europe south of Germany, north of Italy, roughly right in the middle between France & the Eastern European countries. They speak German. They have had many well known exports including Adolf Hitler, but mostly classical composers. They did not start WWII. WWI was started when a Serbian shot dead the heir of the Austrian Kingdom.

Australia is an island country, the worlds biggest island or smallest continenet. It is located in the southern hemisphere. It has an indigenous population (I am not one of them) who were conqured by the British who first ran the country as an Island prison, then seperate colonies & eventually the states as we now know it in the Commonwealth of Australia. It is an English speaking country. It has not started any world wars although they have participated in both WWI & WWII.

Please, read, re-read and repeat until desired level of comprehension is attained. For those of you from the smaller towns in the US who come from the shallower end of the gene pool I recomend a dozen times until you learn the difference between Austria & Australia.
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Austria is a landlocked country in central Europe south of Germany, north of Italy, roughly right in the middle between France & the Eastern European countries. They speak German. They have had many well known exports including Adolf Hitler, but mostly classical composers. They did not start WWII. WWI was started when a Serbian shot dead the heir of the Austrian Kingdom.

Australia is an island country, the worlds biggest island or smallest continenet. It is located in the southern hemisphere. It has an indigenous population (I am not one of them) who were conqured by the British who first ran the country as an Island prison, then seperate colonies & eventually the states as we now know it in the Commonwealth of Australia. It is an English speaking country. It has not started any world wars although they have participated in both WWI & WWII.

Please, read, re-read and repeat until desired level of comprehension is attained. For those of you from the smaller towns in the US who come from the shallower end of the gene pool I recomend a dozen times until you learn the difference between Austria & Australia.
Look friend, we are just trying to share Jesus with you, why all the references to Auschwitz?? Do you hate joos or what? It is clear that you are full of venom and hatred, I for one would feel more comfortable if you would clean up your act a little.

Matthew 11.29: Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls.

Did you read that, meek and lowly of heart, pray with me won't you son?


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Austria is a landlocked country in central Europe south of Germany, north of Italy, roughly right in the middle between France & the Eastern European countries. They speak German. They have had many well known exports including Adolf Hitler, but mostly classical composers.
So your main exports are Hitler and Foster's? Boy, you abos really don't have much to boast about, do you? No wonder you're always apologising.


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Default Re: Gday from Australia - 07-25-2008, 02:39 PM

Your spelling is atrocious but you maintain that Austrians speak English. Are you continent or incontinent-you were not clear about that. Do you use indigenous as a euphemism for abos or mungos-please be more specific and since you are not one that makes you a convict, correct?

Ian sounds like a Scottish name. Real Austrians have names like Gunther or Heinrich. We have an entire thread dedicated to God's hatred of all things Scottish. Scotland is plagued with rampant homosexuality and the males wear skirts without undergarments-disgusting isn't it?

According to Google, 93% of Austrian sheep are infected with the AIDS. There are more boomerang related deaths in Austria than anywhere else in the world. Also, NSW has a website dedicated to the superannuation of faggotry. The only good thing that ever came from Austria were the von Clapp family singers (even though they were an incestuous lot). They made a song about a lonely goatherd in case you are not familiar with them.

BTW, WWII was started by the Godless polacks in 1939 and Hitler was from Europe, not Austria.


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Default Re: Gday from Australia - 07-25-2008, 03:12 PM

Here is another news story about the foolishness of these Aussies.

Underwear chicken dare puts man in hospital

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/0...odd_chicken_dc


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Default Re: Gday from Australia - 07-25-2008, 03:35 PM

How funny! I thought only the nigras tried to act like chickens.


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Here is another news story about the foolishness of these Aussies.

Underwear chicken dare puts man in hospital

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/0...odd_chicken_dc


Oh Brother Wright, you always post the funniest links and you never fail to put a smile on my face.

I thought this part of the article was interesting:

"Police are dismayed at the utter stupidity of a man who decided to play chicken on the Tullamarine Freeway..."
"...police couldn't believe anybody would be foolish enough to take such grave risks..."

At least the Austrian police are willing to call them as they see them. Here in the US, the bleeding heart lieberals wouldn't allow police to say such things because they might hurt the idiot's feelings.


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Default Re: Gday from Australia - 07-25-2008, 11:01 PM

Should Godless Austrians be allowed to breed? I'm starting to think not, and it appears that the abos who run that place agree with me. Here's a story from New Zealand, the capital city of Australia. (No, I don't know where Old Zealand is either. Hell?)
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Parents must rename Australien girl called Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii


Choosing a name for a new baby is always tricky. Should it be classical or modern? Safe or a bit zany? One can only wonder how the parents of one unfortunate girl in New Zealand came up with... Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.
The girl, now nine, was not amused. She refused to tell anyone, even her close friends, her name. When her parents split and launched a custody battle, it came to the attention of a judge, who ordered her to be made a ward of court until her name was changed.
The judge, Robert Murfitt, expressed horror at a recent trend in Communist New Zealand for giving children unusual names. Among those that had been approved by birth registration officials were Number 16 Bush Shelter, Midnight Chardonnay, and Benson and Hedges (for twins).
In the Talula case, he ordered that her name be changed, saying it was highly embarrassing and made her a target for ridicule. Her lawyer, Colleen MacLeod, told the court that the girl was so mortified she instructed her friends just to call her simply "K", short for "toss another ketamine on the barbie".
In a written ruling, Judge Murfitt declared: "The court is profoundly concerned about the very poor judgement which this child's parents have shown in choosing this name. It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and a handicap, unnecessarily. She fears being mocked and teased, and in that she has a greater level of insight than either of her parents. Which isn't surprising, seeing that her parents are Australiens, and probably Abos to boot."
Talula is from the city of New Plymouth, on the River Danube. The judge said the problem appeared to be particularly prevalent in that area. Some children had been named after six-cylinder Ford cars, while he had recently come across a woman who wanted to call her daughter "O.crnia", using text language, but was persuaded to switch to Oceania.
Judge Murfitt said that family court judges around New Zealand were "dismayed by the eccentricity of names" that parents were giving their children.
While the goal of selecting a unique name could not be criticised, he said, "these parents have failed in exercising the first and important task of parenthood". Naming a child was not "a time to be frivolous or to create a hurdle for their child's future life". Apart from the social aspect, it could present problems when they registered for an exam, or applied for a passport or driving licence.
The ruling was handed down in February, but only became public yesterday, when it was published in the New Zealand Law Reports.
Brian Clarke, the registrar general of births, deaths and marriages, said that under New Zealand law, names must not "cause offence to a reasonable person"; be "unreasonably long" (more than 100 characters, including spaces); include an official title or military rank; or use punctuation marks, brackets or numerals.
Mr Clarke said that when parents proposed unusual names, officials would generally try to talk them out of it, pointing out the potential for embarrassment. "Often when we explain the situation to parents, we can agree on an acceptable name to register," he said. "After all, being drunken Ozzie scum, they're inevitably drunk on the Fosters and the XXXX when they think of the names in the first place."
What's in a New Zealand name?
Names blocked:
Fish and Chips (twins)
Yeah Detroit
Keenan Got Lucy
Sex Fruit
Stallion
Twisty Poi
Fat Boy
Cinderella Beauty Blossom
Masport and Mower (twins)
Spiral Cicada
Kaos
Nero
Hitler
Names permitted:
Number 16 Bus Shelter
Violence
Midnight Chardonnay
Benson and Hedges (twins)
I think you can all see why we need to liberate Austria now. What's wrong with nice Biblical names, for crying out loud?


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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