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Default Re: Help me BAN Pokemon ! - 10-18-2012, 05:16 PM

We are sponsoring AFRICAN niglets. Not AMERICAN niglets.

A niglet in Africa is not "AFRICAN-AMERICAN!" He's AFRICAN! But there are white and Semitic Africans as well! We're targeting the African niglets, because they are so neglected and devoid of Jesus!

And there's no reason non-niglets shouldn't be sponsored; this is just a program to reach out to one particular set of neglected children.

you never once said that they were only african children. Even so, calling them niglets is racist and you should feel ashamed for calling that to those who can't stand up for themselves. You just helped me with my point and I'm not racist, you people are! just look at your forum! "True Christian Caucasian" "Proud Niglet Sponsor" "Ex-Brit" "Ex-Euro" "Ex-WHATEVER YOUR OTHER HATEFUL AWARDS ARE!!!!"


You call them Afircan-American children! "But they're NOT AMERICAN!!"

your not American either!!!! Nor am I! NOR IS ANYONE expect for Native Americans and even they walked over here from the Icebridge that once connected Asia and North American continent! You truly know nothing about anything and you should educate yourselves!


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Default Re: Help me BAN Pokemon ! - 10-18-2012, 05:21 PM

"Why do you only care about Americans?"

I DON'T JUST CARE ABOUT AMERICANS!!! Finish reading what I say before saying stupidity like this! I said that EVERYONE should know the Truth! Don't take what I say out of context! It's wrong for you to do such things.

"Sir, can you please submit a photo of your toes?"
Why should I prove anything to you blockheads!


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Default Re: Help me BAN Pokemon ! - 10-18-2012, 05:30 PM

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"Sir, can you please submit a photo of your toes?"
Why should I prove anything to you blockheads!
You said you don't have big toes. The only reason not to submit a photo of them is because you're lying and we would see that from the photograph. If you're not lying, you have nothing to hide.


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Default Re: Help me BAN Pokemon ! - 10-18-2012, 06:07 PM

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you never once said that they were only african children.
Except when I did.

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We primarily sponsor African niglets, not American niglets.

Negro is the formal name of the race. Niglet is an affectionate term for the little ones. It's much friendlier than "little dark-skinned children".
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Even so, calling them niglets is racist and you should feel ashamed for calling that to those who can't stand up for themselves.
Why should I be ashamed to call them by a term of affection? You make no sense.

You're the one calling them "colored".

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You just helped me with my point and I'm not racist, you people are!
Then why are you calling niglets "colored"?

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your not American either!!!!
Sure I am. My family has been in this country for over 300 years. Since before America was founded.

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Nor am I!
I believe that.
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NOR IS ANYONE expect for Native Americans !
I see, so you're a racist who thinks that the only "real" Americans are the ones who were on this continent before the United States of AMERICA was founded?

You are a bigot.
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You said you don't have big toes. The only reason not to submit a photo of them is because you're lying and we would see that from the photograph. If you're not lying, you have nothing to hide.
I think he doesn't know the difference between "bigoted" and "big-toed". Just like he doesn't know the difference between "Gospel" and "gossip".

How old, do you think? I'm going with 12.


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Default Re: Help me BAN Pokemon ! - 10-18-2012, 06:14 PM

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...It does not matter what color he or shes color they are. Why can't muslims learn about Jesus?! Why can't asians?! Why ONLY african-american children?! That's just stupid of you to think that their the only ones who need to learn the truth!...
So if they also started sponsoring gooklets, chinklets, niplets, spiclets, yidlets, sandniglets, kikelets, etc., you'd be happy?


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Default Re: Help me BAN Pokemon ! - 07-10-2013, 11:33 PM

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None of this makes sense. Let kids be kids and let them live their lives. A little card game isn't going to automatically make them hell-bound.
He's right also there is no article saying children who play pokemon are less smart it has no effect on IQ and of course they get mad when their father throws away the cards they probably bought them that's wasted money
so your religious retardation is pointless a few people won't be able to get a multimillion-dollar corporation so just stop and let them be kids
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Default Re: Help me BAN Pokemon ! - 07-11-2013, 12:43 AM

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He's right also there is no article saying children who play pokemon are less smart it has no effect on IQ and of course they get mad when their father throws away the cards they probably bought them that's wasted money
so your religious retardation is pointless a few people won't be able to get a multimillion-dollar corporation so just stop and let them be kids
I'm not sure I can make heads or tails of the above except to say if you play pokeman...this is what happens to your brain. Wow.
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Default Re: Help me BAN Pokemon ! - 07-11-2013, 03:27 AM

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He's right also there is no article saying children who play pokemon are less smart it has no effect on IQ and of course they get mad when their father throws away the cards they probably bought them that's wasted money
so your religious retardation is pointless a few people won't be able to get a multimillion-dollar corporation so just stop and let them be kids
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

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Default Re: Help me BAN Pokemon ! - 07-11-2013, 07:01 AM

<<<< Pornography Removed - Admn >>>>

My girls were never allowed to watch this things when they were younger, instead, we send them to church to pray for all those por kids whose parents allow them do that and another devilish things. Pokemon is simply a Satan tool
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Default Re: Help me BAN Pokemon ! - 02-05-2014, 01:36 AM

Brethren and Sistren (and gametard sinners),

This is worth watching. This GODLY man is an EX-SATANTIST turned preacher and he knows what he is talking about.

In this superb video he explains that Pokémon is really demonized/occultist/brain-washing/hypnotizing Satanic trash!

Did you know that Pokémon actually means "pocket demon"!

Listen and learn!





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Default Re: Help me BAN Pokemon ! - 02-06-2014, 11:36 PM

God doesn't exist you absolute baka.
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Default Re: Help me BAN Pokemon ! - 02-06-2014, 11:41 PM

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Default Re: Help me BAN Pokemon ! - 03-05-2014, 10:50 AM

I praying my heart out for this very worthy cause. My HUSBAND told me (and he is never wrong,) that pokemon was originally called poke~a~man. How utterly abominable is that!!! I feel sick.
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Default Re: Help me BAN Pokemon ! - 03-06-2014, 08:36 PM

On topic, has anyone here heard of the so called Lavender Town Syndrome?


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Default Re: Help me BAN Pokemon ! - 03-13-2018, 02:40 PM

Okay I'm going to say that Pokemon isn't satanic or any other things like that because i'm sure the Pope said that kids can either play the games or use the trading cards (one or the other) and sure there are things that might seem a bit anti-christian i.e Giratina but then people come up with theories on it and instead of doing anything bad or being the equivalent of Lucifer he is however the Pokémon of gravity and was banished to the distortion world to control his powers of summoning black holes.
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Default Re: Help me BAN Pokemon ! - 03-13-2018, 02:45 PM

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I praying my heart out for this very worthy cause. My HUSBAND told me (and he is never wrong,) that pokemon was originally called poke~a~man. How utterly abominable is that!!! I feel sick.
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Default Re: Help me BAN Pokemon ! - 03-13-2018, 03:58 PM

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...i'm sure the Pope said...
And just why would anyone here give a rat's ass what that dress-wearing apologist for pedophiles worldwide has to say?

And just why would anyone here listen to someone who has so little clue as to what's actually going on (i.e. YOU) as to think the freaking Pope has any influence on a Baptist church?

And if you want to claim that the Pope or anyone else said or did anything, anywhere, at any time, then CITE A SOURCE. Your word alone is worth what we know of you: NOTHING.


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Default Re: Help me BAN Pokemon ! - 03-13-2018, 07:55 PM

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And just why would anyone here give a rat's ass what that dress-wearing apologist for pedophiles worldwide has to say?

And just why would anyone here listen to someone who has so little clue as to what's actually going on (i.e. YOU) as to think the freaking Pope has any influence on a Baptist church?

And if you want to claim that the Pope or anyone else said or did anything, anywhere, at any time, then CITE A SOURCE. Your word alone is worth what we know of you: NOTHING.
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Default Re: Help me BAN Pokemon ! - 03-14-2018, 03:29 AM

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Okay I'm going to say that Pokemon isn't satanic or any other things like that because i'm sure the Pope said that kids can either play the games or use the trading cards (one or the other) and sure there are things that might seem a bit anti-christian i.e Giratina but then people come up with theories on it and instead of doing anything bad or being the equivalent of Lucifer he is however the Pokémon of gravity and was banished to the distortion world to control his powers of summoning black holes.
My word...what do some of these kids have against using a period or comma in their posts?
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