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Justin Lookadoo, True Christian™ speaker who delivers dating advice to high school students in presentations paid for by local school boards and PTAs, has been targeted by Satan himself. Lookadoo has caught the ire of Satan by mentoring America's youth and giving them straight talk about dating, relationships, and the importance of maintaining Biblical integrity. During his motivational speeches, girls can learn important facts Mtv won't share:
Because he reinforces the value of maintaining Godly gender roles, the devil has unleashed his minions upon him, causing him to stumble in public and shameful ways. Just recently, Lookadoo was arrested after being found drunk and lying in vomit in the back seat of a car. Furthermore, he missed the opportunity to mentor the teens at Evansville's Teen Power Camp because he had been booked into the county jail.
While excessive drunkenness and covering yourself in vomit does go against the Bible (Romans 13:13-14), Lookadoo was clearly tempted to stumble for the sake of making him look ridiculous and untrustworthy. This is one of the Adversary's tricks. Let us pray for Lookadoo's spiritual protection against the devil and his evil ways.
"Ladies, I’m going to say this in the nicest way possible….you are the most horrible, awful, vindictive creatures this planet has ever seen."
"There are some major differences between guys and girls! Girls can’t drive! They can only drive in circles!"
"Dateable guys know they aren’t as sensitive as girls and that’s okay. They know they are stronger, more dangerous, and more adventurous and that’s okay. Dateable guys are real men who aren’t afraid to be guys."
"There are some major differences between guys and girls! Girls can’t drive! They can only drive in circles!"
"Dateable guys know they aren’t as sensitive as girls and that’s okay. They know they are stronger, more dangerous, and more adventurous and that’s okay. Dateable guys are real men who aren’t afraid to be guys."
Because he reinforces the value of maintaining Godly gender roles, the devil has unleashed his minions upon him, causing him to stumble in public and shameful ways. Just recently, Lookadoo was arrested after being found drunk and lying in vomit in the back seat of a car. Furthermore, he missed the opportunity to mentor the teens at Evansville's Teen Power Camp because he had been booked into the county jail.
While excessive drunkenness and covering yourself in vomit does go against the Bible (Romans 13:13-14), Lookadoo was clearly tempted to stumble for the sake of making him look ridiculous and untrustworthy. This is one of the Adversary's tricks. Let us pray for Lookadoo's spiritual protection against the devil and his evil ways.
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