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Default "IF I DID IT" By OJ Simpson! - 11-17-2006, 11:07 AM

This is about the most disgusting thing I have ever heard of. Even worse than Ted Haggard being a homer. Even worse than the Demoncrats winning the election. Even worse than the Demoncrat's plan to cut and run in Iraq.

This travesty of justice is only possible because Johnny Cochran salted the Simpson jury with some darkies, none of whose IQs were in double digits, and for which he is burning somewhere right now but it isn't hell, because darkies aren't good enough to get into hell since they have no souls.


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Default Re: "IF I DID IT" By OJ Simpson! - 11-17-2006, 11:30 AM

I am sorry to hear this.
Should I break my personal rule, never to read outside the Bible?

Swear, if I do, and read of -that-, I'll puke.

Perhaps you could offer a tamed synopsis?

This is awful, for sure. Knocks the poetry
right out of

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(that might be a good result)
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Default Re: "IF I DID IT" By OJ Simpson! - 11-17-2006, 11:42 AM

Brother, you do NOT want to know.


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Default Re: "IF I DID IT" By OJ Simpson! - 11-18-2006, 09:41 AM

Mr.Pistle an Mr.Peter, i looked all over the innernets for somethang speshial abouts Mr.OJ's noo book, an i founds somethang that is not true but there be millons an millons of folk who wish it were.

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Default Re: "IF I DID IT" By OJ Simpson! - 11-18-2006, 01:43 PM

Quite good. I laughed at that homer who'd have OJ for breakfast.

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Limbaugh padded air time yesterday about Killer Simpkins' ghost writer, Judith Regan.

RL noted that JR co-wrote his own story back in '91.

Such a shame that Regan's quit the right way, the Rush way,
to whore for a buck.

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Default Re: "IF I DID IT" By OJ Simpson! - 11-19-2006, 03:20 AM

AMEN Pastor Pistle!! The whole thing be disgusting! Every body knows this OJ nigra killed that white girl but for some reason the nigra got away with it. That is not JUSTICE at all in my book!! This whole thing is jist one more example of how all SINNERS PERVERT true justice!!

If this nigra be so innocent then why would he even think bout doin something for TV or a book that says "If I did it." OF COURSE THE NIGRA DID IT!! He is CONFESSIN!! They say most criminals want to be caught. Well, OJ is confessin so it be time he be brought to REAL justice which is the JUSTICE OF THE LORD ALMIGHTY!!

And, any body thinkin bout the white girls family? How DISGUSTING this all must be for them folks again!! I be prayin for that family in the Name of the Lord Jesus Christ!!

Anybody know when the next Cross Lightin Ceremony is?
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Default Re: "IF I DID IT" By OJ Simpson! - 11-19-2006, 04:03 AM

I heard about this, its disgusting. Why would he make a TV show about killing his family and not go to jail?


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Default Re: "IF I DID IT" By OJ Simpson! - 11-19-2006, 05:43 AM

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I heard about this, its disgusting. Why would he make a TV show about killing his family and not go to jail?
He was already tried for the crimes and found not guilty because of a couple of dumb darkies on the jury. After someone is tried for a crime and found not guilty, they can never be tried for the same charge again. So he did it and got away with it. No one can do anything else to him, even when he admits it.


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Default Re: "IF I DID IT" By OJ Simpson! - 11-19-2006, 06:01 AM

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He was already tried for the crimes and found not guilty because of a couple of dumb darkies on the jury. After someone is tried for a crime and found not guilty, they can never be tried for the same charge again. So he did it and got away with it. No one can do anything else to him, even when he admits it.
I knew we were in for it when I found our favorite FOXnews swamped with the turmoil of this very disturbing movie from 20th Century Fox. They are different companies aren't they? Anyway, we shouldn't be the least surprised if there are negros rioting in the streets of LA after OJ confesses to his crimes and is finally sent to jail.


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He was already tried for the crimes and found not guilty because of a couple of dumb darkies on the jury. After someone is tried for a crime and found not guilty, they can never be tried for the same charge again. So he did it and got away with it. No one can do anything else to him, even when he admits it.
You be rit Pastor Pistle but they is one person who can do somethin bouts him and that be the LORD JESUS. Jesus goin to get this family KILLER!!
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Default Re: "IF I DID IT" By OJ Simpson! - 11-19-2006, 02:13 PM

Perhaps Mr. Simpson, who was born and raised a Baptwit, has resorted to this scheme in an effort to raise badly needed monies in support of his ongoing search for his former wife's killer or killers!

By the same measure, there is a statistical chance certain senior 'Pastors' here won't be facing fraud and moral charges before too long!







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Default Re: "IF I DID IT" By OJ Simpson! - 11-20-2006, 01:59 PM

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By the same measure, there is a statistical chance certain senior 'Pastors' here won't be facing fraud and moral charges before too long!

Bless you, my Ted Haggards in waiting,
Father Mo
That is rich, coming from you. Have you paid your NAMBLA dues yet this year "father"? I was wondering if the papist dog in rome pays them for you, or you just steal the dough out of those gold collection plates on Sundays...

On a lighter note, I have come up with a few titles for O.J.'s next books. The nigra needs money, obviously.

I Didn't Not Not Kill Nobody

If There Was Hidden Evidence The Cops Didn't Find, Here’s Where It Would Be

Okay, It Was Me. Just Kidding!

Gentle Backrubs and 101 Other Activities You Can Do With Your Ex-Wife Besides Brutally Killing Her

I Did It (It = Not Commit Murder)

Arrest Me, I'm Guilty... Of Nothing

The Day I Scored Four Touchdowns in One Game and Didn't Kill My Ex-Wife

I'm Only a Murderer On Opposite Day

I Killed My Ex-Wife and Her Friend In A Jealous Rage…Not!

If I Murdered Two People And Wrote A Book About It, This Would Be It

Why I Did What I Didn't Do

'I Wish I Could Go Back In Time And Not Commit Murder.' That's What I'd Be Saying If I Did It.

I Ruined My Life When I Didn't Kill Anyone That Day

The Football Player Who Killed His Ex-Wife - A real Novel by O.J. Simpson

There Was Blood Everywhere: My Life as an EMT Trainee

I Murdered 'Em (Doing Stand-Up. [Not that Thing About My Ex-Wife.])


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Default Re: "IF I DID IT" By OJ Simpson! - 11-20-2006, 03:09 PM

This may just answer some questions regarding this man...

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Simpson book, show canceled


NEW YORK, Nov. 20 (UPI) -- After getting complaints from over two million members of the nation's favorite church, Landover Baptist, News Corp. said it had canceled publication of O.J. Simpson's book and planned special on Fox about the killing of his ex-wife.

Fox Chairman Rupert Murdoch said the project was "ill-considered" and he apologized for "any pain this has caused the families of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown-Simpson."

Simpson had been planning to release a book entitled, "If I Did It, Here's How It Happened," about the killings of his ex-wife and her friend, for which Simpson was acquitted in a criminal trial. Many characterized the book and planned television special as a confession.

New Corp. is the parent company of both the television network and the book's publisher.

Murdoch's announcement came as Fox affiliates balked at airing the special.

Pappas Broadcasting and Lin Broadcasting, which together own nine Fox affiliates, announced during the weekend they would not air the special, Broadcasting & Cable reported.

The Washington Post reported that the Pappas stations said they did not want to help Simpson profit from the project.

North Dakota's Prime Cities Broadcasting was the first to refuse to air the interview on advice from Pastor Deacon Fred and Pastor Al Pistle.


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Default Re: "IF I DID IT" By OJ Simpson! - 11-21-2006, 12:31 AM

Praise Jesus! God has moved that old Aussie criminal Rupert Murdoch's stone heart to cancel this dispicable program. Let us hope that He follows up with the unceremonious exit of the nigra O.J. from this world and sends him hurtling into the deepest recesses of hell, where he will spend eternity being butchered by demons in unspeakable ways. Praise Jesus!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: "IF I DID IT" By OJ Simpson! - 11-21-2006, 03:17 AM

Happy news indeed.

What is needed is a pre-hell.
We cannot see or feel or giggle very well
about the abstract...the "what if-and-when"
Mr. Simpkins goes to Hell.

What is needed is a pre-hell.

Could Pastor Ezekiel work up a game plan?

Let's say (rhetorically speaking), we could hornswaggle Mr. Simpkins up to Freehold
on fake pretext, say, of a well-paid speaking engagement?

Let's say we had him there. And let's say Pastor Ezekiel were to take him
"under advisement" (begining with shackles, of course);

what next?

Please be creative. Hell hath no fury superior to our own.


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Default Re: Show and book cancelled - 11-21-2006, 09:42 AM

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Simpson book, show canceled


NEW YORK, Nov. 20 (UPI) -- After getting complaints from over two million members of the nation's favorite church, Landover Baptist, News Corp. said it had canceled publication of O.J. Simpson's book and planned special on Fox about the killing of his ex-wife.

Fox Chairman Rupert Murdoch said the project was "ill-considered" and he apologized for "any pain this has caused the families of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown-Simpson."

Simpson had been planning to release a book entitled, "If I Did It, Here's How It Happened," about the killings of his ex-wife and her friend, for which Simpson was acquitted in a criminal trial. Many characterized the book and planned television special as a confession.

New Corp. is the parent company of both the television network and the book's publisher.

Murdoch's announcement came as Fox affiliates balked at airing the special.

Pappas Broadcasting and Lin Broadcasting, which together own nine Fox affiliates, announced during the weekend they would not air the special, Broadcasting & Cable reported.

The Washington Post reported that the Pappas stations said they did not want to help Simpson profit from the project.

North Dakota's Prime Cities Broadcasting was the first to refuse to air the interview on advice from Pastor Deacon Fred and Pastor Al Pistle.
HO! I'd thought it was a joke, that story--(knowing how mirthful you are at times, Pastor Pistle).

NO! It's true.
The Miami Herald (Simkins lives here) has a big story about this too.
http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald...g/16063287.htm

...Simpson, who lives in Kendall, had little to say Monday. ''He's totally indifferent about the fact that it's been canceled,'' Simpson attorney Yale Galanter told The Associated Press.

The families of the victims were less reticent.

''I think News Corp. finally stepped up, admitted they made a mistake and did the right thing,'' said Jonathan Polak, attorney for the Goldmans. ``This is everything we have been asking News Corp. to do for the past two weeks. We want to thank the American people for helping make this happen.'


Pastor Pistle and Pastor Deacon Fred, you did provoke a miracle.
Praise for you both shall wring the very air
from OJs lungs.

Even squirrels seem happier;
and the sun shines brighter
and the birds sing sweeter
for this all that owes to you
two very good men!
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Default Re: "IF I DID IT" By OJ Simpson! - 11-24-2006, 09:15 PM

Saddam Follows OJ Example, Writes Book 'If I Had WMDs'.

Saddam Hussein, a long-term admirer of OJ Simpson's life story, has most recently followed his icon's example, releasing a shocking new book titled If I Had Weapons Of Mass Destruction, in which he outlines how his illegal weapons would have been hidden - if he had them. The controversy surrounding Saddam Hussein's removal from power surfaced again this week when, just in time for November television sweeps, former Iraqi leader revealed that he will participate in a two-part Fox television special and release a book that will give a "bone-chilling account" of how he could have moved the WMDs to Syria using advisors from the Russian intelligence.


I'm afraid it's just a joke - the Saddam story that is, not the Simpson story.
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Default Re: "IF I DID IT" By OJ Simpson! - 11-29-2006, 12:39 AM

I find it hard to praise the "man" who initially planned -- his great idea -- to both publish the book and air the sweeps week ratings grab and then cancelled them both when he learned that Americans DO have a modicum of taste left and that his companies would be damaged.

God didn't move him at all, Mammon did. He realized it wouldn't make him money because he'd have no advertisers.
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