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Default Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God? - 02-16-2007, 02:52 AM

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...He won the election, and there ARE people that voted for him as the 'lesser of two evils.'
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We of Landover yield to no one in our fervent support of Bush and even we admit he lost the 2000 election, until Jesus corrected the results. Are you so blind and dumb you can not see this clear signs of the Hand of God® at work?



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We of Landover yield to no one in our fervent support of Bush and even we admit he lost the 2000 election, until Jesus corrected the results. Are you so blind and dumb you can not see this clear signs of the Hand of God® at work?
Are you so blind and dumb to not see HE WON THE ELECTION BECAUSE PEOPLE VOTED FOR HIM?!
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Are you so blind and dumb to not see HE WON THE ELECTION BECAUSE PEOPLE VOTED FOR HIM?!
YES! THE ONE VOTER WHO COUNTED SINNER!!! JESUS!!! PRAISE!!

If it was up to unbelieving liberals like you America would be under Ben Ladin's Iraqi Armies thumb now. Praise the Lord He protects me in His gated community from suicide bombers and their supporters like you. GLORY!



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We of Landover yield to no one in our fervent support of Bush and even we admit he lost the 2000 election, until Jesus corrected the results. Are you so blind and dumb you can not see this clear signs of the Hand of God® at work?
You are correct. The "dimpled chads" did in fact show that Gore won the election. Gore would have won Fla and another state in the electoral college, thereby making him president. Bush had Jesus and a team of lawyers on is side. Jesus told Bush that there was no clause in the constitution that allows for a revote, therefore the "dimpled chads" were used as Godly Republican toilet paper.


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Default Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God? - 02-16-2007, 03:06 AM

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YES! THE ONE VOTER WHO COUNTED SINNER!!! JESUS!!! PRAISE!!

If it was up to unbelieving liberals like you America would be under Ben Ladin's Iraqi Armies thumb now. Praise the Lord He protects me in His gated community from suiced bombers and their supporters like you. GLORY!
He. Won. The. Election.

And who said I support suicide bombers? I'm strongly against killing of any type.
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He. Won. The. Election.
Jesus. the. electon. for. Bush.

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And who said I support suicide bombers? I'm strongly against killing of any type.
Which the same the same as supporting them. You would just sit there hugging your tree while Al Quida matched down main street USA in their "Allah Victory over America" day parade. It is up to real Godly and manly Americans like Bush to protect this nation.

Why stop at this? Why don't you wipe your backside with an American flag while you are at it???



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He. Won. The. Election.
Since you're BELGIAN, and also obviously pretty young, let me explain the 2000 election for you:

Al Gore vs. George Bush.

Al Gore won. It was even announced on the news. He received thousands of votes more than Bush.

George Bush was appointed by the Supreme Court in spite of horrific voting irregularities, voter intimidation, and fraud, in a number of Florida and Ohio districts, all of which favored Bush. Read about it here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bush_v._Gore


Why would they throw out the democratic process?

GOD TOLD THEM TO.

Case closed.
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Are you so blind and dumb to not see HE WON THE ELECTION BECAUSE PEOPLE VOTED FOR HIM?!
Yes, he won the election because people voted for him, no need to shout. In fact, 50,460,110 people voted for him - that's 47.87% of the vote. In contrast to this, only 51,003,926 people voted for Gore, which was only 48.38% of the vote.


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Default Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God? - 02-19-2007, 07:17 PM

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Default Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God? - 02-22-2007, 03:39 AM

the reason we know the bible is the truth is because it was inspired by god.
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Default Re: Is Your Child A Goth? - 02-22-2007, 04:10 PM

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The Bible, including Jesus and the Resurrection, are historically proven fact. None of the false religions even mention the Resurrection, the single most important moment in history. Only God cares enough about the world to have His only begotten Son temporarily killed for our sins.
Thank you Sister Mary. I am glad that another also knows of the historical evidence supporting Christianity. I believe sometime I will start a thread about it. For now I will leave you to discuss it here.

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Default Re: Is Your Child A Goth? - 07-17-2007, 08:56 PM

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I read the bible... not the version you mentioned, but it's an interesting book, but I never really understood exactly why some people take this for truth...
There are plenty of other religions, or interpretations of those religions (you guys are just a small part of christianity), so please explain to me why you are right and they are wrong.
Unfortunatly, the answer: "the Bible says so" is not enough. I know you are convinced that the Bible is the only truth available, but I'm afraid muslims say the exact same thing abouth the koran, and others think it's all the same, books written by people, nothing more. Why would you be right, and all the others wrong?

Note: This section was split off from Is Your Child a Goth, as the discussion merited its own space. -OYK
I agree. we can't take what we read for granted. I was brought up in a christian home but always wondered why there were so many other religions if this was the only right one.
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I agree. we can't take what we read for granted. I was brought up in a christian home but always wondered why there were so many other religions if this was the only right one.
The Bible was given to the world in the year 325 AD, under the rule of the Emperor Constantine (who was a pagan, I might add, until he was finally baptized on his deathbed by his own priests).

It was collated (put together) from hundreds of ancient documents, some allegedly written by prophets inspired by the Holy Spirit, and others of history, stories, metaphor, personal letters, and poetry (The Book of Revelation, for example, is a story written from a dream of St. John the Divine).

The Romans translated the original documents from the Hebraic and Greek languages to the Roman Latin. The Holy Roman Church declared Christianity the official religion of all the Roman empire.

Centuries later the Bible got into the hands of protestants and was translated into the various vernacular languages of Europe -- and finally translated to English. Since then, there have been yet even more versions of the Bible --- and none of them are the original.

The Roman (Latin Bible) was used only by the popes and cardinals and priests of the Catholic Church for centuries, and the common people were not allowed to read it. This was for purposes of power in the Roman Empire.

The Bible is really a collection of documents we know today as 'sacred story' and are meant to be taken as metaphor.

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Default Re: Is Your Child A Goth? - 07-17-2007, 09:19 PM

well that does explain alot. My Grandpa always said it was just a big document.
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well that does explain alot. My Grandpa always said it was just a big document.
Your grandpa got it pretty close to the truth, Kate ... as a whole, it's a fantastic story to read ... as long as you don't take it as literal fact



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1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Default Re: Is Your Child A Goth? - 07-17-2007, 09:27 PM

i never have done. pretty cool though how they managed to come up with all of it don't you think?
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It was collated (put together) from hundreds of ancient documents, some allegedly written by prophets inspired by the Holy Spirit, and others of history, stories, metaphor, personal letters, and poetry (The Book of Revelation, for example, is a story written from a dream of St. John the Divine).

The Bible is really a collection of documents we know today as 'sacred story' and are meant to be taken as metaphor.
Typical claims of a false Christian, always tryin'a cast doubt on God's Word. You be followin' aftah yo daddy, the debbil:

But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die. And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die - Genesis 3:3-4

Betchoo can't tell me the Bible verse where it say, "Everythang up in here be meant to be taken metaphoricallies," can you, witch? That be because it be the Truth©, every worda it. You should be ashamed of yoself, tryin'a drag this po' unsaved sinner down witchoo.

Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye compass sea and land to make one proselyte, and when he is made, ye make him twofold more the child of hell than yourselves. - Matthew 23:15
Hope you likes gettin' yo flesh boiled offa yo bones fo' eternities.
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The Roman (Latin Bible) was used only by the popes and cardinals and priests of the Catholic Church for centuries, and the common people were not allowed to read it. This was for purposes of power in the Roman Empire.
At least you had got somethin' right in all them lies you had wrote.


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Default Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God? - 07-17-2007, 10:50 PM

The lies are gone, it seems.

Why do you take pleasure in wishing/thinking of horrible things?
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Default Re: Is Your Child A Goth? - 07-17-2007, 11:57 PM

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Typical claims of a false Christian, always tryin'a cast doubt on God's Word. You be followin' aftah yo daddy, the debbil:

You should be ashamed of yoself, tryin'a drag this po' unsaved sinner down witchoo

Hope you likes gettin' yo flesh boiled offa yo bones fo' eternities.

At least you had got somethin' right in all them lies you had wrote.
Dear Sister Lateefa ---

You are very cute, and I'm sure you are a nice lady. But you were the first person to reply to my introduction topic, and you said I was 'spitting in the face of Jesus'. You had no welcoming words for a newcomer. Yes I saw the 'unsaved unwelcome' sign on the front board banner, but at least you people could extend some common courtesy to new people. And that goes for the whole bunchaya, pastors-brothers-sisters of Landover.

What you gotta understand is, your version of our religion and my version simply don't match, and we will never be in agreement. What God wants to do with me is really God's business, and none of yours.

In the world today there are millions of people who don't know if they're coming or going, because fundies like you guys have made such a mishmash-tumble-jumble of the scripture and what it means, that there is little chance they will ever be able to figure it out.

Now I have a background in theology, and do know something about the history of Christianity. So do your pastors and brothers here --- but the difference is, they are taking it all as literally word-for-word 'truth', when this can't be done and still make sense.

The scriptures are Sacred Story, and their message and meaning are true on the inside --- that means, in your heart; and they are true on the outside --- that is, outside time and space, where God is --- in the Spirit, in God and in Heaven. But we are of the phsyical world, and can't understand it in physical flesh-and-blood terms. Jesus himself spoke in parables; why wouldn't God give us the truth in sacred story? He most certainly did!

I have no ill will toward any of you, but really, people --- take a look at your attitudes about folks, and your racism and politics --- all this comes from the fundamentalist approach to Christianity --- hahaha --- and how it must look to passersby, people must be thinking --- whoa! --- are those people for real?

What about some real information and historical fact on the boards for those people who have never understood where Christianity comes from, and who are interested

--- peace Sister


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1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Default Re: Is Your Child A Goth? - 07-18-2007, 01:25 AM

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Dear Sister Lateefa ---

You are very cute, and I'm sure you are a nice lady. But you were the first person to reply to my introduction topic, and you said I was 'spitting in the face of Jesus'. You had no welcoming words for a newcomer. Yes I saw the 'unsaved unwelcome' sign on the front board banner, but at least you people could extend some common courtesy to new people. And that goes for the whole bunchaya, pastors-brothers-sisters of Landover.
Firsta all, I does not appreciate yo lebesian advances towards me. Secondly. we welcomes everybody here who deserve it. It just so happen that most folk (like you) be comin' up in here to mock God. If they is here to insult the Lord, then it be the same as insultin' us. Mosta the time, they be doin' both. If you wantsa get treated differently, then tithe and get Saved©. As it be, I's only seen you post a handful of thangs that be Godly, and even a brokeded clock be right twice a day.
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What you gotta understand is, your version of our religion and my version simply don't match, and we will never be in agreement.
So you is admittin' that you has no intentions of gettin' Saved© and is just here to mock the Lord?
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In the world today there are millions of people who don't know if they're coming or going, because fundies like you guys have made such a mishmash-tumble-jumble of the scripture and what it means, that there is little chance they will ever be able to figure it out.
Scripture mean exactly what it say it mean, not what "Nan" want it to mean. If anybody be responsible fo' folks gettin' confuseded about scripture, it be folk like you who tell people that the Bible do not really mean what it say.
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Now I have a background in theology, and do know something about the history of Christianity. So do your pastors and brothers here --- but the difference is, they are taking it all as literally word-for-word 'truth', when this can't be done and still make sense.
It can and it haves been done. How does you think Landover have survived fo' almost 400 years? You is just pullin' any excuse you can think of outcho behind to twist scripture to suit yo agenda (probably the homer one)!
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Jesus himself spoke in parables; why wouldn't God give us the truth in sacred story? He most certainly did!
The Lord spokeded in parables so that them unsaved folk that din't understand Him would go to Hell. He make this quite obvious in scripture:

And the disciples came, and said unto him, Why speakest thou unto them in parables? He answered and said unto them, Because it is given unto you to know the mysteries of the kingdom of heaven, but to them it is not given. For whosoever hath, to him shall be given, and he shall have more abundance: but whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken away even that he hath. Therefore speak I to them in parables: because they seeing see not; and hearing they hear not, neither do they understand. - Matthew 13:10-13
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I have no ill will toward any of you, but really, people --- take a look at your attitudes about folks, and your racism and politics --- all this comes from the fundamentalist approach to Christianity --- hahaha --- and how it must look to passersby, people must be thinking --- whoa! --- are those people for real?
Didchoo get into some wacky tobacky befo'e you wrote this part? Actin' like you's mo' hopped up than Dennis Hopper up in here! Anyways, maybe that racist allegization had been a result of yo drug use, but if not, I sho would like fo' you to give a example, because no True Christian™ be racist.
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What about some real information and historical fact on the boards for those people who have never understood where Christianity comes from, and who are interested
They is plenty o' historical fact and real informations in the Bible (KJV1611), and we talks about it all the time up in here, so I does not see what you be complainin' about.


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