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Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER -
02-11-2008, 06:18 AM
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02-11-2008, 06:20 AM
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Pastor Ezekiel! Mr. 7-Post just called you a troll!
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02-11-2008, 06:23 AM
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Actually I do, its called a life. Try getting one.
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02-11-2008, 06:24 AM
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My life is all about Jesus. Praise be to the Heavens! What is yours like?
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Sodomy and blood orgies no doubt.
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Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER -
02-11-2008, 08:45 AM
I suspected something was up with her...How can one ordinary teen get a bunch of fans screaming for her, and parents fighting to get tickets?
Must be a bit o'the devil in her, I tells ya!
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There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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02-11-2008, 02:23 PM
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I suspected something was up with her...How can one ordinary teen get a bunch of fans screaming for her, and parents fighting to get tickets?
Must be a bit o'the devil in her, I tells ya!
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When you say it that way you just sound creepy.
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Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER -
02-11-2008, 09:25 PM
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Folks, what I am about to describe to you may seem shocking and horrific and as such I suggest that all women and children close their browsers immediately and pray for our salvation. In my thirty plus years of broadcasting I have never witnessed such an insidious threat to America as Hannah Montana (who, I found out after several days of researching, isn't even from Montana). There is no doubt in my mind after seeing and hearing what I have this week that this Hannah Montana is the manifestation of Lucifer himself, using upbeat pop music to recruit 13 year old girls into a lifestyle of sin and evil. It was the perfect plan, too... until I foiled it.
My story starts early last week when an anonymous listener/hero going by the name "Tom" called my show to tip me off that when you play the song "Pumpin' up the Party" by Hannah Montana backwards you unlock satanic messages that encourage children to worship Satan. Reluctant at first I did as the listener asked and played the song in reverse-- what happened next was both shocking and terrifying. When the lines "Together we can make it flow/Thats what we'll do" are played backwards a demonic and menacing voice can clearly and distinctly be heard saying "Throw your God away/ and follow me/ the beast is your only savior/ six six six six six six six six six six six six six".
Upon hearing this horrific ballad I retreated to my private bathroom and hid in the handicapped stall for several hours until an intern was sent in to fetch me. After incapacitating him with a toilet plunger my producer and three security guards were called in and brought me back to my senses with elephant tranquilizers. With CD in hand I visited researchers of the demonic at Landover University. They were more than happy to take a look at the evidence I had brought in as their project of finding demons living within the celluloid rolls of Bambi cassette tapes had thus far proven futile in the 15 years that they had been undergoing their investigation.
"What we have here is a classic case of Satanic possession over a piece of popular music" said researcher Herald Timmons of Landover University. "Often times Satan will mask his teachings into popular music in reverse phonetics so the listener cannot pick up the message immediately, but once you have heard it, the message seeps into your subconscious."
Dr. Timmons also speculates that this discovery could shed new light on the growing witchcraft fad in America.
"This, teamed with Harry Potter and other Satanic media, could very well explain why so many children hate Jesus now-a-days. Satan loves to hide in music where parents have a difficult time protecting their children."
After spending some 48 consecutive hours studying the Hannah Montana CD researchers discovered another startling revelation: Hannah Montana's self-titled first album syncs perfectly with the 1976 documentary film "The Exorcist".
"When the CD is started at the same time as the film there is no debate that the two sync together perfectly, scene for scene. As someone that has studied demons and Satan for over 20 years now there is no doubt in my mind that Hannah Montana is being used as a vessel for Satan to bring anti-Christian messages to impressionable and stupid young girls. Like Reagan in The Exorcist, Hannah Montana is no longer in control of her actions and is a mouth piece for the dark lord himself. If these girls follow the messages that she is endorsing we could see a sharp increase in teen debauchery, such as teenage girls intentionally getting pregnant so they can abort the fetus and use in various satanic sexual acts."
In response to this breaking story Freehold, Iowa has ordered that all copies of Hannah Montana albums be burned in front of Landover Baptist Church on Sunday the 10th at 2:00pm. Additionally, a warrant has been put out within the town for Hannah Montana's arrest. While her capture alive will garner a hefty cash reward, townspeople are not discouraged from killing her if necessary.
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omg this is so funny.
that big guy from TRL-MTV
you think is the 4RT Jonas Brother [Who Is Actually A Wee Guy Called Frankie]
Yeah Sure Her Songs Backword's Are Like That. As If You Actually Listened To That
And Her Name Is MILEY CYRUS
NOT HANNAH MONTANA .
Yeah Sure W/E You Say haha
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Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER -
02-11-2008, 09:27 PM
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Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER -
02-11-2008, 09:29 PM
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Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER -
02-11-2008, 09:30 PM
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How old are you?
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Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER -
02-11-2008, 09:30 PM
does it really matter how old the person is?
cuz you all are the ones acting like IDIOTS.
guys, comeon, she isnt SATAN.
i am a pastor's daughter and i still fully belive you guys are over doing it.
PLEASE, ask god for ur forgiveness, and GET A REAL LIFE.
and you actually thing you can kill hannah montana?
1.its miley cyrus 2.you couldnt get near her 3.why would you kill her i thought u were christians?
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Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER -
02-11-2008, 09:33 PM
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When you say it that way you just sound creepy.
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Your ALL creepy. Thinkin some girl is the "devil".
This is halarious. You're all so freaking stupid I loveee it.
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Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER -
02-11-2008, 09:35 PM
WE LOVE YOU MILEY.
WE LOVE YOU GOD.
haha guys we'l problii get our a**'s kicked off the site
but w/e.
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Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER -
02-11-2008, 09:35 PM
Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus does not write the actual song, and I doubt she had the time to sit down and listen to it backwards. Since when is a 15 year old Christian considered the devil?
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02-11-2008, 09:35 PM
who cares?
atleast these people know they are stupid.
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Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER -
02-11-2008, 09:36 PM
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WE LOVE YOU MILEY.
WE LOVE YOU GOD.
haha guys we'l problii get our a**'s kicked off the site
but w/e.
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02-11-2008, 09:37 PM
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Sorry Nat Aloud Say.
It's Agaisnt The Rules In My House .
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Then you're obviously too young to be here. Sorry, 18 and over only.
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Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER -
02-11-2008, 09:37 PM
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does it really matter how old the person is?
cuz you all are the ones acting like IDIOTS.
guys, comeon, she isnt SATAN.
i am a pastor's daughter and i still fully belive you guys are over doing it.
PLEASE, ask god for ur forgiveness, and GET A REAL LIFE.
and you actually thing you can kill hannah montana?
1.its miley cyrus 2.you couldnt get near her 3.why would you kill her i thought u were christians?
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1. They won't kill her. They believe secular law is God's law, disregarding Acts 5:29.
2. I think the age limit is un-Christian. Jesus said "Let the children come to Me; do not hinder them, for such is the kingdom of heaven."
ACTS 5:29
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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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02-11-2008, 09:38 PM
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Your ALL creepy. Thinkin some girl is the "devil".
This is halarious. You're all so freaking stupid I loveee it.
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haha me too. loveit.
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02-11-2008, 09:38 PM
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You keep on making these juvenile posts we will ban you for being underaged.
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Screw that I'm not underaged. My daughter LOVES hannah montana AND miley.
so you can't ban me. i'm just defending what is RIGHT and trashing what EVERYONE knows is bull shxt.
you're all crack heads
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