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04-25-2015, 02:27 PM
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Evil hippie.
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Deuteronomy 6.5
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04-25-2015, 03:37 PM
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Zephaniah 1:8
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06-16-2015, 06:45 PM
Praise!
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06-17-2015, 04:34 AM
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Psalm 98:4 Make a joyful noise unto the Lord, all the earth: make a loud noise, and rejoice, and sing praise.
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06-17-2015, 04:45 AM
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Psalm 98:4 Make a joyful noise unto the Lord, all the earth: make a loud noise, and rejoice, and sing praise.
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Nukes.
2 Peter 3:10
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
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06-17-2015, 10:00 AM
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Nukes.
2 Peter 3:10
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
Yours in Christ,
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07-21-2015, 08:44 AM
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Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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07-21-2015, 09:32 AM
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Rapture!
1 Corinthians 15:52
In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.
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08-10-2015, 07:40 PM
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Sodomy!
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08-10-2015, 07:59 PM
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Sodomy!
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Prolapse.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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08-10-2015, 09:08 PM
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Prolapse.
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08-10-2015, 09:11 PM
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would you care to elaborate?
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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08-10-2015, 09:37 PM
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would you care to elaborate?
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Fancy.
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Re: True Christian™ Word Association -
08-10-2015, 10:06 PM
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Fancy.
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Carnival in Brazil:
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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08-11-2015, 12:21 AM
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Carnival in Brazil:
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08-11-2015, 12:47 AM
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Masturbation
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Fixation.
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08-11-2015, 02:57 AM
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Fixation.
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Oral
Roberts
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Re: True Christian™ Word Association -
08-11-2015, 03:06 AM
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Roberts
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Rules.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
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Re: True Christian™ Word Association -
08-28-2015, 09:06 PM
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Rules.
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No-no's. God hates when a boy does a no-no by talking when he is not supposed to be talking and when he was expressly told several times that he does not need to talk at all about certain things and when he completely ignores the sanctity of private one-on-one prayer sessions which have a clear pastor/student privilege to privacy! Someone NEEDS a stern hand to TEACH him HOW TO BEHAVE!!!
Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ, -Youth Minister Harry Lester
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Re: True Christian™ Word Association -
08-28-2015, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Youth Minister Harry
No-no's. God hates when a boy does a no-no by talking when he is not supposed to be talking and when he was expressly told several times that he does not need to talk at all about certain things and when he completely ignores the sanctity of private one-on-one prayer sessions which have a clear pastor/student privilege to privacy! Someone NEEDS a stern hand to TEACH him HOW TO BEHAVE!!!
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Classical Conditioning.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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